D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

[D-Man]

You're in a bind now, D-Man.

Say someone hacked your computer and changed it whilst you were helping the elderly across the street or some other good Samaritan shit.

Nah... she's really a great girl. I like her a lot. And she waited around for me for the past 10 years. This girl is a MAJOR keeper.

 

[D-Man]

Not surprised; particularly after D-Man filled us in on the stature of her rack

Indeed, she has what I like to refer to as the "rack factor" or the "RACKTOR." But, thankfully, she has a lot of other things that draw me to her, as well .

 

[Барбоса]

she has a lot of other things that draw me to her, as well

With such bonus material, why did it take you so long?

 

[Dave]

You should copyright the "RACKTOR" term.

It could catch on.

Helloooo, royalties.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Not surprised; particularly after D-Man filled us in on the stature of her rack

Oh, dude, me neither. I just have to razz him becuase seemingly 6 hours ago, he was dogging ME out about the shit, and he got sucked in juuuust as quick.

They will be married for 4th of July, calling it now. Ill be buying Christmas presents for his kids next Christmas. If im not busy killing people.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nah... she's really a great girl. I like her a lot. And she waited around for me for the past 10 years. This girl is a MAJOR keeper.

oooooooooooooohhhh no no no NO dont give me this shit NOW


Nah man, cool for you. From what I can tell just on her FB page, she seems like a good gal, like a good person. I can read these things.

Well done, ma mayne.

Im the only one left of the Triad, I suppose. The lone pillar of solidarity.

 

[D-Man]

With such bonus material, why did it take you so long?

Quite frankly, because I used to be a ****.

When I was full-force in my band days, I had a different girl in my bed every single weekend. Since I don't believe in cheating, I would never tie down with someone... including my girlfriend now. I always cared about her, but if I wasn't in the right place (mentally) with her, I wouldn't make the mistake of committing and hurting her.

Now, I've grown up a lot and know exactly what I want. Luckily, she was still single, still around, and still willing to give me a shot.

 

[D-Man]

You should copyright the "RACKTOR" term.

It could catch on.

Helloooo, royalties.

I love making up new words.

 

[D-Man]

Oh, dude, me neither. I just have to razz him becuase seemingly 6 hours ago, he was dogging ME out about the shit, and he got sucked in juuuust as quick.

They will be married for 4th of July, calling it now. Ill be buying Christmas presents for his kids next Christmas. If im not busy killing people.

LOL

Obviously, your situations have always been completely different than mine, Norcs. You meet a girl for five minutes, and even if you find out that she's still a teenager, you still take the plunge and commit with her. I take my time.

So kiss it, Tonto.

 

[D-Man]

oooooooooooooohhhh no no no NO dont give me this shit NOW


Nah man, cool for you. From what I can tell just on her FB page, she seems like a good gal, like a good person. I can read these things.

Well done, ma mayne.

Im the only one left of the Triad, I suppose. The lone pillar of solidarity.

Honestly, bro... thank you.

And my goal is now to find you a great girl of your own. I know a ton of them, so as long as you can move a bit closer to Jersey, I can make this happen.

Norcal will have a queen... and she will be big-titted and curvy, just like my man requests.

 

[Барбоса]

D-Man is a reformed ****

Who knew?

 

[D-Man]

Pretty much all of my friends knew. I got like a million comments on my Facebook status mere minutes after I posted it last night.

I've been single for close to five years, so this comes as a shock to most people. Hell, many of my friends have never even seen me in a relationship before, so this is definitely a change of pace for them.

However, they all witnessed my ****tyness, back in the day.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Honestly, bro... thank you.

And my goal is now to find you a great girl of your own. I know a ton of them, so as long as you can move a bit closer to Jersey, I can make this happen.

Norcal will have a queen... and she will be big-titted and curvy, just like my man requests.

We gotta get him up to Bergen County with me. That's where your girl is originally from, dude. Face it, you've got "Bergen Fever."

 

[D-Man]

We gotta get him up to Bergen County with me. That's where your girl is originally from, dude. Face it, you've got "Bergen Fever."

True dat, brother. I have a feeling that our lives were meant to be entwined in friendship, and I'll find a home in Bergen County one day. And it will truly be a happy day for yours truly.

 

[Барбоса]

Pretty much all of my friends knew. I got like a million comments on my Facebook status mere minutes after I posted it last night.

I've been single for close to five years, so this comes as a shock to most people. Hell, many of my friends have never even seen me in a relationship before, so this is definitely a change of pace for them.

However, they all witnessed my ****tyness, back in the day.

You'll have to change your Location and let your Cougar-Banging certificate lapse

 

[D-Man]

You'll have to change your Location and let your Cougar-Banging certificate lapse

Never. I will always be a cougar-banger at heart, and your mom's box will always be my home.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

We gotta get him up to Bergen County with me. That's where your girl is originally from, dude. Face it, you've got "Bergen Fever."

It must be were I was meant to go. I mean just think of ALL the fucking things that had to come togehter for us all to meet each other and become friends?

Im from California, y'know

 

[Mighty NorCal]

LOL

Obviously, your situations have always been completely different than mine, Norcs. You meet a girl for five minutes, and even if you find out that she's still a teenager, you still take the plunge and commit with her. I take my time.

So kiss it, Tonto.

Ok, first of all, 19

second of all, It was like, a week, alright? I was vulnerable, I met her FOUR DAYS after I came home

and well, whatever.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Honestly, bro... thank you.

And my goal is now to find you a great girl of your own. I know a ton of them, so as long as you can move a bit closer to Jersey, I can make this happen.

Norcal will have a queen... and she will be big-titted and curvy, just like my man requests.

Your a damn good man D-Mizzle. You can always assure them "I know no better single man....he is a freakish anomaly"

I know we already knew D-Miz was a good man, but, reaffiirming.

You guys dont really know, seriously.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Is he D-Miz because he's awesome?

 

[D-Man]

Ok, first of all, 19

Nine-TEEN

second of all, It was like, a week, alright? I was vulnerable, I met her FOUR DAYS after I came home

and well, whatever.

You lose. Good day, sir.

 

[The Doctor]

It doesn't surprise me that he is a good man. Seems like one.

 

[D-Man]

What a day. I've gotten into arguments with four of my co-workers so far. That's like a fucking record or something...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Over what, sir

 

[D-Man]

Because I work with bitchy women and stupid men.