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So you heard that too? I fucking KNEW he had said that, motherfucker!!! He just got so fired up about it that I thought I was mistaken.

HAHAAHAH man, he does a great job of getting under your skin. But yeah, he told us that.

Oh, a day shall come were I will be responsible for that rumble in the jungle upstairs....er, well that would be sorta awkward, really lulz. We could could have contests. Well good, since she is loud, we can crank the atmosphere downstairs.

She's a tough nut to crack, brosef. The girl is high-maintenance to the tees. She's a workout FREAK and constantly gets booty-calls from her bartender-boyfriend in the middle of the night. I actually caught him outside of our doorstep at 3am on Friday night/Saturday morning, texting her to let him in. What a tool...

Uh oh, dunno if I could roll with that then, I only get busy with curvy girls.

You can't be serious...

Speaking of which, remember that girl who had the nerve to show up late, and ended up having me ask her if she was a "fucking ******" lulz...it was that chick I showed you on my phone before RAW :lmao:

Oh THAT was her?!?!? HAHAAHAHAH... dumb skank.
 
HAHAAHAH man, he does a great job of getting under your skin. But yeah, he told us that.



She's a tough nut to crack, brosef. The girl is high-maintenance to the tees. She's a workout FREAK and constantly gets booty-calls from her bartender-boyfriend in the middle of the night. I actually caught him outside of our doorstep at 3am on Friday night/Saturday morning, texting her to let him in. What a tool...



You can't be serious...



Oh THAT was her?!?!? HAHAAHAHAH... dumb skank.

He does though. He takes advantage of my good nature, and my love for my Jersey bretheren.

High Maintenence? Not with the NorCal. She will be just fine lulz. me >> her boyfriend, I garuntee. (in all liklihood, she isnt my type, and im just talking shit, but still)

Of course im serious!!! Im allabout the curvy girls man, only 120 and up. Although we do have simular tastes on a few areas :)

Yea, fucking ******ed. RIGHT before the ol food poisoning set in, that wasnt a very fun weekend lulz
 
No way, Franks red hot and my system get along quite well.

a LARGE volume of food from various places was consumed both days this possibly set in, and none of it was from Mr.Frank
 
He does though. He takes advantage of my good nature, and my love for my Jersey bretheren.

High Maintenence? Not with the NorCal. She will be just fine lulz. me >> her boyfriend, I garuntee. (in all liklihood, she isnt my type, and im just talking shit, but still)

Of course im serious!!! Im allabout the curvy girls man, only 120 and up. Although we do have simular tastes on a few areas :)

Yea, fucking ******ed. RIGHT before the ol food poisoning set in, that wasnt a very fun weekend lulz

I absolutely love it when you and IC go at it. Very entertaining. It's like Santino versus Jack Swagger.

I think she's too skinny for you. The chick's got a six pack of abs and a narrow ass. Couldn't be more than 110lbs... 115 tops. But damn, she's hot. and what a body... too bad she's lacking in the ta-ta area. TITS FTW.

You've had bad luck with chicks, lately. But at least you're smart enough to put them in their places like they deserve.
 
I absolutely love it when you and IC go at it. Very entertaining. It's like Santino versus Jack Swagger.

I think she's too skinny for you. The chick's got a six pack of abs and a narrow ass. Couldn't be more than 110lbs... 115 tops. But damn, she's hot. and what a body... too bad she's lacking in the ta-ta area. TITS FTW.

You've had bad luck with chicks, lately. But at least you're smart enough to put them in their places like they deserve.

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Yea, ewww. Six pack and no tits? No thanks. In truth, I would likely break that girl into a hundred peices. Im a beast, and dont want to have to hold back. So, curvy girls it is. I have however, made the concession, that I will accept a fit stomach ONLY if the girl has managed to preserve the curves in the important places (Ass, hips, thighs, Tits) but only true freaks of nature can manage that. So, mostly jus curvy girls. MMMMM mmm. Delicous :)

Yea, that last line is pretty much the story of my life, far as women go haha
 
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Yea, ewww. Six pack and no tits? No thanks. In truth, I would likely break that girl into a hundred peices. Im a beast, and dont want to have to hold back. So, curvy girls it is. I have however, made the concession, that I will accept a fit stomach ONLY if the girl has managed to preserve the curves in the important places (Ass, hips, thighs, Tits) but only true freaks of nature can manage that. So, mostly jus curvy girls. MMMMM mmm. Delicous :)

Yea, that last line is pretty much the story of my life, far as women go haha

I wouldn't consider my new girl to be "curvy", but she sure as fuck has some epic tits. And the really isn't much fat on her. She's like one of those freaks of nature with a slender body and big tits. Kind of like my last two girlfriends. Are you noticing a trend? :lmao:
 
Oh, and btw, that fucking "Seal of CM Punk" shirt NO LONGER EXISTS, so, I am buying the new one. Itll be ready to go for Over Teh Limitz

I was two seconds away from buying Orton's new one before I realized it said "ORTON" across the back.

Thing is, I was gonna wear it as a normal shirt, not a wrestling shirt, becuase it is that fucking awesome
 
Oh, and btw, that fucking "Seal of CM Punk" shirt NO LONGER EXISTS, so, I am buying the new one. Itll be ready to go for Over Teh Limitz

I was two seconds away from buying Orton's new one before I realized it said "ORTON" across the back.

Thing is, I was gonna wear it as a normal shirt, not a wrestling shirt, becuase it is that fucking awesome

I really need to order some WWE gear. But I'm like you... I don't want to advertise WWE everywhere. I just want to wear cool shirts.

Too bad about that Punk shirt. You were freaking the fuck out over it LOL.
 
I really need to order some WWE gear. But I'm like you... I don't want to advertise WWE everywhere. I just want to wear cool shirts.

Too bad about that Punk shirt. You were freaking the fuck out over it LOL.

the new one is cool too, and I got a medium, so ill look stupid as hell, like I should be in the SES with my shaved head and tattoos lulz
 
the new one is cool too, and I got a medium, so ill look stupid as hell, like I should be in the SES with my shaved head and tattoos lulz

Well that's your fault. Maybe if you didn't stand up, raise your right hand, and pledge your allegiance to Serena's tits...
 
So this thread is pro-tits, eh? I can dig it.

This thread is so ridiculously pro-tits that if you post in it and you fail to mention tits, you shall be shunned.

Say hello to my little friends...

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AMEN.
 

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