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Uncle Phatso
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IrishCanadian25
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Flight Attendants aren't hot anymore. Haven't been for years. They are all busted 40-somethings who are all in to equal rights and crap.
I remember this one time When I was 15 there was this fantastic one on the plane. I kept on passing my mum (who was on the other side of the row) all my garbage just so she would bend over to grab it all. Until my mum caught onto what I was doing and gave me all the garbage the second time she came around.
Sometimes my mum just don't think...
Sometimes my mum just don't think...
There's always at least one "7" or higher on the planes I catch.
On every flight I've ever taken there are the same four flight attendants.
The 6- She's fairly young (in comparison), probably about 30 something, and has one or two features that are very nice. Nothing else really.
The mom- Whether or not she is a mom is up for debate, but there's no getting around the fact that she treats the passengers like her children. She also looks to be about 40-50. She probably used to be an elementary school teacher before getting fired for giving peanuts to a kid with an allergy. Now she gets to do it multiple times a day to hundreds of people!
A gay dude- I don't know why being a flight attendant is so appealing to gay dudes, but whatever floats your boat.
Exotic chick that is not hot- Always a disappointment, this one kills any chance you have at a passionate love affair with a tan skinned beauty in the lavatory.
The 6- She's fairly young (in comparison), probably about 30 something, and has one or two features that are very nice. Nothing else really.
The mom- Whether or not she is a mom is up for debate, but there's no getting around the fact that she treats the passengers like her children. She also looks to be about 40-50. She probably used to be an elementary school teacher before getting fired for giving peanuts to a kid with an allergy. Now she gets to do it multiple times a day to hundreds of people!
A gay dude- I don't know why being a flight attendant is so appealing to gay dudes, but whatever floats your boat.
Exotic chick that is not hot- Always a disappointment, this one kills any chance you have at a passionate love affair with a tan skinned beauty in the lavatory.
JGlass pretty much covered my last flight. I swear that one of each was on there!!!
I had an exotic looking Asian with a big, dark mole on his lip. If it weren't for the mole, she would've been cute.
I had the token gay guy. He was flaming more than Bam Bam Bigelow's head tattoos.
Of course, there was a fat mom on there, too. Did I mention she wore too much makeup and perfume?
And there were two 6's. Just not my type.
I had an exotic looking Asian with a big, dark mole on his lip. If it weren't for the mole, she would've been cute.
I had the token gay guy. He was flaming more than Bam Bam Bigelow's head tattoos.
Of course, there was a fat mom on there, too. Did I mention she wore too much makeup and perfume?
And there were two 6's. Just not my type.
Hyorinmaru
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