FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
I feel like I'm arguing with a fifth grader. CM Punk is a performer and part of his job is to be a bad guy who makes the good guys look better. Now then, if Punk proves to be a better athelete who hits better spots and cuts more clever promos, fans will cheer for him. He gets heat from marks because he's supposed to get heat from them, that's what we call show business. Those of us who like him aren't supposed to like him, he plays the bad guy but he's very good at working his matches and uses more interesting moves. Thus a more intelligent wrestling fan likes CM Punk, and a moron plays by the rules and cheers for another five knuckle shuffle.
No. Just no. CM Punk is a heel. He's supposed to be the bad guy. People boo him because he does bad things whilst portraying the bad guy. That's how wrestling works. The good guys get cheered, the bad guys get booed. CM Punk gets booed not because the people are idiots, but because he's the villain.
Whew, where do I begin. john cena is an attention ****e. He brags about signing so many autographs, and likely goes to great lengths physically to appear at so many autograph signings, because they validate his grandiose opinion of himself.
He doesn't brag about these things. He's never bragged once. It gets showcased by WWE because it makes them look good. Cena takes time out because he's a nice guy who wants to do nice things for people. I doubt John Cena has gone into a childrens hospital and met a dying kid because he wants to look good. You're an idiot for thinking that.
Wrestles more dates than anyone? So cena appearing in a show just so he can rip on the rock is the same as Daniel Bryan working three times a week? If you call what he does "wrestling", then you are in serious need of corrective vision surgery.
See, I knew this is what you'd do. Try and bring in that Cena "isn't a good wrestler". John Cena may not be technically amazing like a Daniel Bryan, but what he does is equally as important to the wrestling product as what Bryan brings. He's the guy who sells tickets. He's the guy who puts butts in seats. He's capable of having great matches and cutting excellent promos. He's doen it this year in fact..
His body becomes destroyed so often because a body meant to look pretty doesn't deal with bumps very well. I don't respect someone who fights through pain only so they can exploit that fact as justification for their lack of ever truly putting anyone else over.
Wait..? Did you just say John Cena doesn't put people over? Tell that to Wade Barrett, The Miz, R-Truth and CM Punk.
They are the same person kid. Ask yourself this; when was the last time john cena lost a match cleanly? No interference, no fluke. I can answer that, and please correct me if I'm wrong. john cena lost to randy orton in a hell in a cell match, I don't remember exactly when or what event but I do remember what happened afterward, after randy orton head punted cena. The head punt was a move that had put batista out of action for a month, john cena stood up and starred down orton as if nothing happened.
John Cena isn't supposed to lose clean. He's the big babyface. The big money draws don't lose clean and never have for the most part. Hogan and Austin very rarely lost clean. I can think of one time Hogan lost clean in his era, against Warrior at Mania VI. I can't think of any for Austin. They don't lose clean because that would damage the illusion of them being to top star. Oh and, Punk beat Cena about three weeks ago clean, without interference.
You want to say that cena is not a jackass? You want to say that cena is the hardest working man in wrestling today? Whatever the hell "it" is, I thank whatever deity made us that it doesn't occur to me because it obviously has you singing the praises of john cena.
"It" would be called fact. Everyone on the planet knows that Cena works harder than anyone else, despite the shit he takes from guys like you. Cena may not be universally loved, but he's deserving of his spot at the top.