No I won't.
I really don't care about the storyline, I don't give a shit if Del Rio bought Nash, Triple H screwed Punk, whatever. It is not compelling. I wouldn't pay to watch this so I won't watch it anyway.
Del Rio is a great wrestler, sure. Besides that fact he sucks a lot. The guy isn't over, Ricardo Rodriguez is over. Okay, you can say that he got a good reaction from the crowd last night, of course, it was on LA, what did you expect?
I don't care about Del Rio's title reign, he will have it for 3 months until the end of Mexican Tour and that's it. Another Jack Swagger. Or another Miz. After all, who cares? It's just another title reign for the sake of it. I'm really tired of watching a product aimed at kids, and when the biggest surprise you can have is Del Rio cashing in on Punk then I guess I'm too old for this shit.
You're so descriptive "he sucks".
First off, he's actually over. Second, he's very good with his character. Third he tells stories in the ring. Fourth, he's a vet, so he doesnt' make dumb mistakes like looking lost or out of character like Swagger did to kill his heat.
"It was LA"? Well he was also over in Chicago at MITB, the crowd wanted him or Miz to win. Just like any other wrestler, Del Rio has his hot spots. Obviously places in Texas, California, and Florida he'll be more over. However, he's also more over in the smarky areas like Chicago and the northeast. So really his "market" is pretty big.
"marketed towards kids, I'm to old/mentally mature to enjoy this stuff but I'll still come on a net message board and bitch about it" Well it's not exactly "aimed at kids". It's kind of like Pixar. It's kid friendly, but anyone can watch it and enjoy it. You said "if your biggest surprise is ADR cashing in"...so I guess the Nash part didn't happen? That's part of what kept it surprising. Had it just been ADR, then it wouldn't have been all that surprising and not only that, but Punk's character wouldn't have had reason to complain next week, and HHH's character wouldn't be as interesting as it is now (is he or is he not connected). So yea, you saying you're "too old for this shit" and then you come on here means that you're probably not as intellectually superior as you think you are. You saying "ADR cashing in is the most surprising thing" when Nash was the surprise probably means you didn't actually watch it, but rather read the results and then bitched. The crowd shit it's pants. I'm guessing that even though it's LA, of those 17,000 people many of them had to be smarter than you and they were all surprised.
As far as the "another Miz" thing, Miz is one of the most over guys on the roster, one of their best PR guys, and is solid in the ring. If he's "another Miz" then that's a good thing.
If you're not going to watch" then why did you take the time to complain about it on here? If it made you so bored that you'll never watch again, why did you log on, find the topic, click "reply" and type all that? Not only that, but why did you stay on and reply to my post? Are you a masochist (spelling?). I mean, when something bores me so much that I never want to see it again (like when my girlfriend wants to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey) I don't wanna fucking talk about it. I don't even want to think about it. But you came on here and posted about it.
The story isn't compelling to YOU (actually it is otherwise you wouldn't have come on here, you just don't realize you're acting no different than the 7 year olds who hate bad guys). However, it's definately compelling to a lot of other people. Their booking was really smart and they covered all their bases last night.
You're the type of guy who gives the IWC a bad name. You're what I call a "bitcher". Unless the WWE does exactly what you want, you bitch. Even then, you'd probably still bitch. Why did you even watch tonight, why do you ever watch, and why do you even post on here if you hate it so much?
So many of you guys claim to be wrestling fans, but all the time it's "if WWE does this I quit watching". I'm an Atlanta Braves fan, my girlfriend is a Cubs fan, I suffered a bunch of postseason chokes, she suffers from being a Cubs fan, we're both still fans. Neither one of us says "if they don't win this year we quit". Yet you guys claim to be wrestling fans and you claim to hate the product so much that you're about to quit watching? What the fuck?