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WZ Forums Party - Which Table Do You Sit At?

I'm sure if a party like this ever did come to fruition, I'm sure we'd all be mingling with people we'd thought we'd be mingling with before. Especially if we didn't wear name tags.
 
New plan, I would find someone that was actually looking to get laid with one of the small handful of women at the event and play wingman for him.

My wedding ring, receding hairline, pictures of my kids, sterilized nutsack, and overall appearance makes me so non-threatening to women I could jump on their backs naked for a piggyback ride and they would just giggle at how silly I'm being.
 
I'd be aimlessly walking around, looking for a crowd where I'd fit in, only to realize there isn't one. Then I'd likely leave the area and chat up with Sidious outside, who'll be in the bushes with binoculars, watching all of you and wishing you'd all take your shirts off.
 
Ponied up to the bar with Rayne. ;)
In my circulation around the room, I'd make it a priority to stop and chat with you. Unfortunately, you'll probably decide you're too much of an adult for me once I make it a point to bother you by failing to keep my drool in my mouth.
 
Bar - I'd be at the bar, it's a party, I'd be drinking copious amounts of Vodka Slushies (which Sly or KB would buy a machine for because they're awesome)

I love Vodka Slushies.

What was the topic again?
 
Have you ever seen Last Exit to Brooklyn? I doubt you have, but there's this one scene where a call girl gets drunk after her heart is broken and offers all the sailors on shore leave free nookie. What results is a line around the block of men waiting to pound her, and when she's discovered by her friend she's absolutely wrecked and on death's doorstep.

That's what I imagine would happen to Pancake's mom.

I'm a hipster, I read the book.
 
Its beautiful countryside as seen from photos; but I suppose the Smokey Mountains are just as good

Nyeh. Seen them my entire life. They lose their mystique after a while.

A round trip ticket from pretty much anywhere in the states split three ways would only cost about 100-125$. From there any of the three said posters could get a round-trip on a bus pretty much anywhere around 150-200 miles away for about 15$ each. You can find the right Motel 80$ a night.

So for about 300$ each you could have a nice little 3 day vacation with anyone. :lmao:
 
Nyeh. Seen them my entire life. They lose their mystique after a while.

I agree; I got lost in the woods of Percy Warner park at night last year while hiking with some friends. If I got lost in the hills of New Zealand there's bound to be tons of sheep around me instead of coyotes.
 
I've never been one for camping, fishing, or any of the kind of stuff. I've been on one camping trip my entire life, and it was simply boring.

I enjoy hiking. Only for about 6-10 miles, then I'm ready to head back home.
 
Since all the corners are taken and the bar is full, Im just gonna steal a bottle from the bar and go chill up in the rafters. I have weed, water balloons filled with tequila and fake blood & a suitcase that Hunter S. Thompson would be proud of.

So thats where I will be, awaiting the rest of you crazy motherfuckers to come get fucked up & cause some trouble.
 
Since all the corners are taken and the bar is full, Im just gonna steal a bottle from the bar and go chill up in the rafters. I have weed, water balloons filled with tequila and fake blood & a suitcase that Hunter S. Thompson would be proud of.

So thats where I will be, awaiting the rest of you crazy motherfuckers to come get fucked up & cause some trouble.

Will Sting be there?
 
Will Sting be there?


He probably will be -just standing there on the opposite side staring at us. Until he gets hungry and repels down to grab some nachos. He is our security in case the Prisoners try to break in and kidnap Sly and KB.
 
Outside of Disco and Hardcore, there are a few guys I actually like around here - Nathaniel, Sly, Uncle Sam, shattered, Crock, KB Doc, Norm, GD, justin, D-Man, Theo. Coco falls into that category as well, but as JGlass said, he probably wouldn't show.

I'd really love to get Sly, shattered and Coco at a table. I wouldn't say a word.
 

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