I would take a couple of drinks to begin with. Calm the nerves and all that. Then I'd actively seek out Naitch, LSN, Sally, Diet Soda, Rojan and then move on to try and find Coco, Sam, GD, Lee, and... maybe Theo merely to compare beards.
The rest of the time would be spent having this mutual guessing game with people whereupon divulging who I am, there follows a short awkward ground-staring contest before I move into somebody else. God help anybody who has genuine animosity for someone else. I have a strange scenario playing out where Coco and ST get together and really get on until they reveal who they are. Then the first fight of the night starts.
Either way, eventually everyone would end up crowded around the Bar Room table centred by SNS anyway. Inevitable. I kind of feel that some people like Sly or ST would be recognizable because of their distinct personalities. It would be intriguing to see what some of the guys here look like.