WZ Forums Party - Which Table Do You Sit At?

[The Dragon Saga]

I'd hang with the APA playing poker, if you want to join, make sure to use the door.

 

[ABMorales787]

I would probably try to hang out with D-Man, and he'd probably reject me.

Nah. I'd kick your ass before you get near him.

I'd be in the broom closet, having a threesome with Mustang Sally and Wicked Valentine.

Hodor!

FUCK YOU!

 

[Coco]

And of course, Coco. I'd love to know how close the real version of him is to the e-version, to see if he is truly worthy of all the hype.

I've mellowed far too much. You'd be disappointed. Nothing good lasts forever.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If the Irish Canadian is there I'll sit at his table. Seemed like a nice bloke and he's an easy target. I'd mercilessly take the piss out of him all night long.

Also, xfear if he's clean. Clean from dirty, not clean from drugs. Couldn't care less if he's stoned or whatever.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I'd bounce around from table to table in a drunken stupor saying inappropriate and awkward shit to everyone.

 

[Sparky]

By myself in the corner I guess. getting drunk.

 

[justinsayne]

I'd be sitting at the table with the open outlet, I need to plug my laptop into something, how else are we suppose to talk to each other?

 

[D-Man]

By myself in the corner I guess. getting drunk.

You won't be alone... I'll join you!!!

 

[Unsold Bacon]

I probably wouldn't be allowed inside; The bouncer would say I'm not on the list.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Holding the bar up, I'd see all of y'all that I want to see when you come up to order. Of course, I'm an equal opportunities drinker, so I'd be more than happy for someone to pull up a stool

Is there a prison pound? I'd go over there every so often and enjoy watching the craic

 

[Theo Mays]

I'd be at the bar. If people want to see me (or the beard) they'll come to me.

 

[justinsayne]

That's gonna be one crowded bar

 

[Bernkastel]

I'd be at the bar talking to Harthan, JGlass, Yaz, and Doc as usual. Then I'd try to hunt down Shadowmancer, Moon Knight, Xfear, Norcal, and Jake, before mellowing out with Habs, Ricky, and Falkon.

 

[JGlass]

I see IC, D-Man, and NorCal plenty. We'd probably come to the party together (in our shirts, of course), but then we'd disperse to meet the rest of you guys. We'd rendezvous for a diner meal afterwards where we'd gossip about all of you guys like a bunch of school girls.

If I had to pick a table, it would include many of the Glassholes. Theo, Justin, Yazloz, Harthan, Crock, Merk, Barbosa, and Nate. I'd also make sure I spent a lot of time talking to CH David, FunKay, and Doc of course. These (and a few others I neglected to mention) would be the guys I would be hanging out with all night long.

Coco would normally be in the aforementioned group, but I doubt he'd show to the party. If he did, I'd try to make him sit at our table and be part of the merriment, but I get the feeling he'd be too enigmatic. That or he'd track down GD and play Seven Minutes in Heaven for a few hours.

I'd definitely take a moment to talk to Sly, but I'd probably just look at him with murderous eyes just to see if it makes him uncomfortable or if he's unable to detect emotion in real life. I'm fairly certain he's a robot, but he might have some sort of chip that allows him to empathize.

I'd buy GSB a drink or two. If it's an open bar (it probably should be with this crowd between IC, Ty, and all the Irish people) I'll buy him as many drinks as he wants.

I'd track down Echelon, and along with Justin and Funkay, we'd probably talk about superheroes for a good long time.

If Dirty Jose was there, I'd talk music and California with him.

I'd also make some time to talk with Wicked Valentine, especially if she promises to introduce me to her mom.

This better be a long ass party, because there wouldn't be nearly enough time to hang out with all the people that I think are cool.

If the Irish Canadian is there I'll sit at his table. Seemed like a nice bloke and he's an easy target. I'd mercilessly take the piss out of him all night long.

I think you'll find that IC could at the very least hold his own if you two were trading insults. He's one of the wittiest guys I've ever met. You'd also be disarmed by how nice he is.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Speaking of moms, can we invite Pancake's mom?

 

[JGlass]

Speaking of moms, can we invite Pancake's mom?

Have you ever seen Last Exit to Brooklyn? I doubt you have, but there's this one scene where a call girl gets drunk after her heart is broken and offers all the sailors on shore leave free nookie. What results is a line around the block of men waiting to pound her, and when she's discovered by her friend she's absolutely wrecked and on death's doorstep.

That's what I imagine would happen to Pancake's mom.

 

[IHW]

Are we supposed to where signs with our User Name on it?

And I would probably end up drunk and challenging Melinko to a push ups contest.

 

[shattered dreams]

Sausage Fest

 

[Loveless]

I'd be walking around, recruiting

 

[gd]

In the corner with awesome_miz

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

I'd be ways away from everyone, getting drunk and... I never remember what happens after I get drunk, so who knows?

 

[IHW]

Were gunna need more corners.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I reckon I'd end up grabbing a tray of food then proceed to awkwardly hover for a few minutes before dining alone. In the toilets.

Spoiler

 

[Ty Burna]

The bar, of course, which I expect would absorb the WZCW folks quite easily.

And the rest of the party, really.

Of course.

If it's an open bar I'll be there all night. If not I'll just use whatever's left of the alcohol fund, which is surprisingly deep and keeps getting anonymous donations. I think you bastards want me to stay away.

 

[hatehabsforever]

I'd be at the bar talking to Harthan, JGlass, Yaz, and Doc as usual. Then I'd try to hunt down Shadowmancer, Moon Knight, Xfear, Norcal, and Jake, before mellowing out with Habs, Ricky, and Falkon.

Shit, how the hell did I forget Ech? Definitely would be sitting with him, I've been chatting with Echelon on these forums since the good old days. I'd also have to track down some of the other old farts on here, a couple of whom I've already mentioned, but Davi323 and FitFinlay would be on the list as well.