WWE Raw LD Is Probably Not Getting Into The LD Hall Of Fame on 3/22

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

A 'Jamaican guy' turned African. Very skilled.

 

[The Doctor]

Fuck Kozlov. He isn't even an entertaining jobber. Funaki is at least made of pure awesome and win.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I'm seriously going to be surprised if Koslov wins tonight, but who knows - they've been throwing us all kinds of weird swerves lately. I barely remember this guy. He used to headbutt people, right?

 

[modest-genius]

I haven't watched wrestling in ages... who the hell is Kofi Kingston?

Triple H's kayfabe son

 

[Theo Mays]

What???

The ropes during the HBK promo were white, unless I'm going crazy. Good to see Kofi get on the card. MITB is gonna be crowded but should be awesome.

 

[The Doctor]

I haven't watched wrestling in ages... who the hell is Kofi Kingston?

Holy shit, the real Jonny has returned! Or at least has appeared.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I'm seriously going to be surprised if Koslov wins tonight, but who knows - they've been throwing us all kinds of weird swerves lately. I barely remember this guy. He used to headbutt people, right?

Kozlov: "I WILL BE DUB, DUB, E, CHAMPIO!!""

Ring a bell?

 

[FromTheSouth]

I haven't watched wrestling in ages... who the hell is Kofi Kingston?

Holy shit!!! WZ royalty is here. Bow bitches. Bow now.

 

[D-Man]

Gee... didn't see that comin.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So what was the point of having Swagger out there for commentary?

He was pretty terrible as well.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Fuck Kozlov. He isn't even an entertaining jobber. Funaki is at least made of pure awesome and win.

I think the Kun Fu Naki Fan a Crub still exists. Indeed.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

This is concerning the MITB match at WM. It's under a spoiler tag for a reason. Don't click if you don't want to be spoiled.

Spoiler

Seriously, what if Beth Phoenix wins? Or at least gets some actual ring time?

 

[The Doctor]

If HBK wins...Kane's Career is Over!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

This is concerning the MITB match at WM. It's under a spoiler tag for a reason. Don't click if you don't want to be spoiled.

Spoiler

Seriously, what if Beth Phoenix wins? Or at least gets some actual ring time?

Spoiler

She's going to win and cash it in on Edge right after he wins. Then she'll challenge Batista the next day on RAW and unify the titles to become the NEW Undisputed Champion. I have a reliable source.

 

[The Doctor]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Spoiler

She's going to win and cash it in on Edge right after he wins. Then she'll challenge Batista the next day on RAW and unify the titles to become the NEW Undisputed Champion. I have a reliable source.

Spoiler

I...can't tell if you're kidding or not.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Bret's 100% except for the fact that he had a stoke.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Where did everybody go?

 

[The Doctor]

Oh oh, they have mics.

 

[Papa Shango]

Good Lord, Jack Swagger may have ended any chance of a WWE career with that commentary. As Charles Barkley would say, that was turrable.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

It got weirdly quiet in here. Did some serious shit go down on TNA?

 

[FromTheSouth]

So, it's a triple threat. I am imagining that Cody and Randy turn on Ted, swerving us all.

 

[klunderbunker]

No clue how this one is going to go. Really don't.

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

I...can't tell if you're kidding or not.

Spoiler

100% serious. My friend Evan's cousin is friends with Funaki's mother. He gets inside info all the time.

 

[modest-genius]

Jesus, Cody is way better on the mic than Ted, why do people not see this