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LAST WEEK!
Cena Brought It...LIVE!
Bus-ted (Bad Puns FTW!)
*Insert Homophobic Slur Here*
TONIGHT!
Face-to Face!
Tonight's RAW's Many Questions
Cena Brought It...LIVE!
When The Miz attempted to rewrite WWE history, John Cena proved an unwilling pupil. After suffering weeks of vicious attacks from the WWE Champion, Cena interrupted his WrestleMania rival's lesson and held his teacher's pet, Alex Riley, in detention.
Bus-ted (Bad Puns FTW!)
CM Punk's depravity knows no bounds. As his WrestleMania foe, Randy Orton, competed. The Second City Savior menacingly hovered around The Viper's tour bus - with his terrified wife inside! When Orton ran to her aid, Punk waited and shattered his knee with a wrench.
*Insert Homophobic Slur Here*
"You're a loser like your father, like your mother. You're a loser like your son and like the rest of your family."
Michael Cole, to his WrestleMania rival Jerry "The King" Lawler from the safety of his protective plastic announcer's booth.
TONIGHT!
Do You Smell It?
As he revealed on Twitter, The Rock will be appearing LIVE on Raw in Chicago. Will John Cena and WWE Champion The Miz smell what the WrestleMania XXVII Host is cookin' just six days before The Show of Shows?
Face-to Face!
On the final edition of Raw before WrestleMania XXVII, Triple H and The Undertaker stand eye-to-eye in the same ring. Why has The Game demanded The Phenom's presence and what will it mean for their Show of Shows encounter? Tune in live at 9/8 CT.
Tonight's RAW's Many Questions
Will the Rock make his presence felt tonight?
Will John Cena confront the Rock?
Will the Miz be involved with the Rock?
Will Triple H & the Undertaker lead to actual physical contact between the two?
Will Randy Orton get some revenge for himself (and his wonderful bus where he goes around with his family)?
Will Michael Cole be able to get one final laugh as we head into WrestleMania?
Will Sheamus or Daniel Bryan kick the other's head in?
Will WWE.com's update continue to fuck with my OP's?
And oh so much more!