UWF: Mock Draft IV

[strafro]

Alright, with my next pick I select, the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!

I hope to have a nice little story like Colamania with my next pick. Hopefully...

Brian is now up.

 

[Colamania]

For those who can't be bothered to read, here's a full LWE summary so far:

General Manager: Shane McMahon

Roster: Stone Cold, Chris Benoit (available for trade), Edge, Jeff Hardy and Christian Cage

A Night To Remember.

LWE Championship Ladder Match
Edge vs. Chris Benoit vs. Jeff Hardy vs. ???

 

[Colamania]

Alright, with my next pick I select, the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe!

Trade him for Benoit?

 

[strafro]

I was thinking Eddie for Benoit, how does that sound to ya?

 

[Colamania]

I was thinking Eddie for Benoit, how does that sound to ya?

Sounds good to me. Do we have a deal?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's a pretty equal trade. Except Eddie doesn't have two murders under his belt.

 

[Shocky]

No but he does have a pretty good form of suicide, oops I said it.

 

[strafro]

Yeah that's a done deal.

 

[orangepee]

this is getting exciting... cant wait to read all the matches and what not!

 

[strafro]

Wow, my show is starting to really take form now. I am glad we made this trade Cola, I am sure both can benefit from it.

 

[Colamania]

Shane McMahon stands centre of the NIA ring, holding a microphone in one hand and... a bible in the other. Oh the floor at his feet is a contract. Wordlessly, he lies the bible down next to the contract.

"Benoit, you should be used to this sight... something dead with the Benoit family name on it, with a bible lying next to it. Because your contract is dead! You're dead weight that's been offloaded... for the contract of this man!"

Eddie Guerrero strides down the ramp with a smile on his face, wearing an LWE t-shirt (the slogan "Tomorrow's Wrestling at Yesterday's Prices Today" across the back) and celebrates with Shane, newest signing to the LWE brand.

Updated A Night To Remember Card:

LWE Championship Ladder Match

Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. ??? vs. ???

 

[strafro]

PWA GM Stephanie McMahon is standing in the ring holding the PWA Championship belt, a nice solid gold belt with the PWA logo in the center in silver.​

Stephanie: Ladies and gentlemen here at the Joe Louis Arena, I hereby welcome you all to the Premier Wrestling Authority!! Now here I stand in the center of this ring holding this companies most prestigious belt, as of now we have a few superstars signed to our brand, all of whom have made a claim to me as the rightful first champi......

If ya smell...
What the Rock is cookin!!

The Rock comes out from the back to a huge reaction from the Detroit crowd!! He has a mic in hand and looks to be ready to speak about the belt.​

The Rock: Finally...the Rock has come back to Deeeeetroit!! (crowd pops) Now Steph, let me ask you a very simple question, and that question is how many jabronis have tried to make a rightful claim to my championship belt? The Rock is the people's champ, he's the jabroni beatin', pie eatin', eyebrow raisin', fan crazin'...

The Rock is cut off by a countdown timer on the JumboTron. It explodes out and Chris Jericho comes out to the ring, he takes a mic from the timekeeper, the crowd is booing him big time.​

Jericho: Would all of you idiots please shut thee hell up!?!?!?! Now, Rock, let me tell you something right now, not all the people that make claims for that belt are so called 'jabronis'. One of them happens to be the Paragon of Virtue, the King of the World, the Ayotollah of Rock N' Rolla, Y..2..J!! Hahahaa.

Rock: Wait a minute, what's your name?

Jericho: It's Chris Jeri..

Rock: It doesn't matter what your name is ya jabroni, get your ass out of the Rock's ring damnit!

Jericho gets right up in the face of The Rock and they are talking some smack. They are then cut off by a car rolling down the street, Mankind comes out from the back to a huge pop from the crowd. He gets in the ring and borrows Steph's mic.​

Mankind: Now before you two get ahead of yourselves, you have to remember that Mrs. Foley's baby boy is here once again and would love to have championship gold around his waist. So Rock, what do you say the two of us kick the crap out of this here Canadian and then settle things the American way?

"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits and out from the back it's Chris Benoit! He comes running down to the ring, he stands next to Jericho and looks like he is siding with Canada here. Then they brawl, this thing has broken down and fast, they are around the ring brawling and Steph doesn't look too thrilled.​

Stephanie: This was supposed to be a great moment but the four of your egos have ruined it, but I'll tell ya what, I like all of your fire towards winning this championship so at our first pay per view, All Out Assault, it will be The Rock and Mankind, teaming together to face Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit and the winning team will then face each other to determine the first ever PWA World Champion!

The crowd pops huge for this announcement and the four seem to be satisfied with the match, all of a sudden...Samoa Joe's music hits over the sound system!!





To be continued....​

 

[strafro]

By the way, Mr. Sam am I allowed to have that stipulation or will I have to wait to have the winners face at the second show?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You'll have to have the winners face at the next PPV, as the rules clearly state that you may only use a person once in an event. Sorry. Still, it's a nice stipulation.

 

[strafro]

Yeah, the trade of Guerrero for Benoit made that match a whole lot easier for me to do.

 

[Derf]

Shane McMahon stands centre of the NIA ring, holding a microphone in one hand and... a bible in the other. Oh the floor at his feet is a contract. Wordlessly, he lies the bible down next to the contract.

"Benoit, you should be used to this sight... something dead with the Benoit family name on it, with a bible lying next to it. Because your contract is dead! You're dead weight that's been offloaded... for the contract of this man!"

Eddie Guerrero strides down the ramp with a smile on his face, wearing an LWE t-shirt (the slogan "Tomorrow's Wrestling at Yesterday's Prices Today" across the back) and celebrates with Shane, newest signing to the LWE brand.

Updated A Night To Remember Card:

LWE Championship Ladder Match

Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. ??? vs. ???

Wow... Total PWNage against Benoit on that one. And you guys keep taking the guys that I want! Damn you all! lol

 

[Uncle Sam]

Draft in Primape then. 'At'll show 'em!

 

[Derf]

Draft in Primape then. 'At'll show 'em!

Chris Benoit VS Primeape. Primeape would win, simply because you can't kill a Pokemon.

 

[strafro]

Should I go with Samoa Joe vs. Chris Benoit the battle of someone who people say will kill you and the guy who actually kills people?

Wow, that is awful but funny.

 

[Derf]

Should I go with Samoa Joe vs. Chris Benoit the battle of someone who people say will kill you and the guy who actually kills people?

Wow, that is awful but funny.

"Joe's gonna kill you!"

"Benoit's gonna strangle you"

Make it a death match!

 

[Derf]

You inspired my newest sig, rep for you lol

 

[Tomko]

PWA GM Stephanie McMahon is standing in the ring holding the PWA Championship belt, a nice solid gold belt with the PWA logo in the center in silver.​

Stephanie: Ladies and gentlemen here at the Joe Louis Arena, I hereby welcome you all to the Premier Wrestling Authority!! Now here I stand in the center of this ring holding this companies most prestigious belt, as of now we have a few superstars signed to our brand, all of whom have made a claim to me as the rightful first champi......

If ya smell...
What the Rock is cookin!!

The Rock comes out from the back to a huge reaction from the Detroit crowd!! He has a mic in hand and looks to be ready to speak about the belt.​

The Rock: Finally...the Rock has come back to Deeeeetroit!! (crowd pops) Now Steph, let me ask you a very simple question, and that question is how many jabronis have tried to make a rightful claim to my championship belt? The Rock is the people's champ, he's the jabroni beatin', pie eatin', eyebrow raisin', fan crazin'...

The Rock is cut off by a countdown timer on the JumboTron. It explodes out and Chris Jericho comes out to the ring, he takes a mic from the timekeeper, the crowd is booing him big time.​

Jericho: Would all of you idiots please shut thee hell up!?!?!?! Now, Rock, let me tell you something right now, not all the people that make claims for that belt are so called 'jabronis'. One of them happens to be the Paragon of Virtue, the King of the World, the Ayotollah of Rock N' Rolla, Y..2..J!! Hahahaa.

Rock: Wait a minute, what's your name?

Jericho: It's Chris Jeri..

Rock: It doesn't matter what your name is ya jabroni, get your ass out of the Rock's ring damnit!

Jericho gets right up in the face of The Rock and they are talking some smack. They are then cut off by a car rolling down the street, Mankind comes out from the back to a huge pop from the crowd. He gets in the ring and borrows Steph's mic.​

Mankind: Now before you two get ahead of yourselves, you have to remember that Mrs. Foley's baby boy is here once again and would love to have championship gold around his waist. So Rock, what do you say the two of us kick the crap out of this here Canadian and then settle things the American way?

"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits and out from the back it's Chris Benoit! He comes running down to the ring, he stands next to Jericho and looks like he is siding with Canada here. Then they brawl, this thing has broken down and fast, they are around the ring brawling and Steph doesn't look too thrilled.​

Stephanie: This was supposed to be a great moment but the four of your egos have ruined it, but I'll tell ya what, I like all of your fire towards winning this championship so at our first pay per view, All Out Assault, it will be The Rock and Mankind, teaming together to face Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit and the winning team will then face each other to determine the first ever PWA World Champion!

The crowd pops huge for this announcement and the four seem to be satisfied with the match, all of a sudden...Samoa Joe's music hits over the sound system!!





To be continued....​

That was a great promo, I think the best by far, no offense to anyone else, and I think you have a great show going. The draft is looking good right now, will try to keep my eye on it.

 

[Derf]

As the lights come up on another draft for the LWE, Edge's music is playing as he marches to the ring, fire in his eyes. The newest draft pick for LWE appears to be somewhat eager to find out who will join the ranks of the LWE next. He grabs up a microphone, and his music cuts off. He stands centre of the ring, and faces the ramp, directing his speech straight at Shane O'Mac.

"Listen up... So far, we've got an old man trying to prove he can still go, and a babykiller who probably scouring the crowd for his next victim. This is the kind of quality I have on my roster. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care who the next misfit to join this godforsaken brand is, I just want Shane McMahon to do the right thing, come out here and award me the LWE Championship!"

Edge throws his microphone down, and faces the ramp, beckoning for Shane to come out to the ring. Sure enough, "Here Comes The Money" blasts out over the titantron, and Shane walks out holding an impressive title belt in his hand, complete with a centre plate that... is completly stationary. He gets to the ring, holding the belt in his hand. Edge greadily reaches out... and a hook lowers from the ceiling of the NIA. Shane wordlessly hangs the belt onto it, and steps back. Just as Edge reaches for the belt, it jerks upwards quickly, out of his reach. Shane takes up a mic, and speaks.

"Edge, you'd better get used to that sight. You see, at LWE's first pay-per-view, A Night To Remember, that's what it's gonna be. The LWE title hanging high above the ring. Yes, the title will be on the line in a four way ladder match! The participants? Well, that's simple. Chris Benoit, Edge, and two more men who are very experienced with ladders. The first? This man!"

Jeff Hardy's music blasts out and the fans go wild, giving him the rockstar reception as he charges down to the ring. He gets in the ring, and stares straight into the face of Edge. The two men go nose to nose. Suddenly, Benoit hops over the security barrier (look at that, he really was in the crowd) and goes straight into the ring. Edge backs off... then grabs Hardy from behind and shoves him into Benoit. Benoit gets knocked to the ring mat, and Hardy turns dazed into a spear. Edge quickly rolls out of the ring, heading up the ramp. He faces back into the ring, staring at Benoit. Suddenly, the crowd bursts into yet more rampant cheers. Edge is backing up the ramp, so what he hasn't seen is the man who has walked out of the tunnel (oh yes, LWE has a tunnel) and is now staring straight into the back of his head. Edge senses something, and slowly turns round. There, now looking into the eyes of the man who was once as close to him as a brother, is Christian Cage. Edge backs off rapidly, falling down in his haste to back away from Cage. Cage still just stares, eyes empty and emotionless. Then, without another word, he turns and walks away down the tunnel.

Wow, Christian Cage VS Edge VS Jeff hardy VS the recently traded Eddie Guerrero in a fatal fourway ladder match? That sounds like one helluva match, but I warn you. Throw your best out at the beggining, and you leave the fans with nothing to come back to. I made the same mistake on my first show, and will be more careful this time around to pace the dream matches.

 

[Tomko]

Funny sig derf.

 

[Derf]

Damn it, where's Brian! I wanna make my pick! Even though I don't know who I want yet...