The LWE opens up its next show with a sight enough to bring cheers from even the most arse-wholesome smark: Edge, Eddie Guerrero, Jeff Hardy and Stone Cold Steve Austin all gathered in the ring. As they stand, Shane McMahon's music hits and he walks to the ring. Soon enough, he's in the ring with his superstars, and takes up the mic.
"First off, thank you all for coming here tonight. Now, I've decided, I'm afraid, to completly change tack for A Night To Remember. To put it simply: No-one is guaranteed to be in the LWE title match! Instead..." Shane looks around the ring in confusion; "Wait, where the hell is Christian Cage? Oh well, it doesn't matter, I'll annouce his match anyway. You see, while no-one is guaranteed to be in the match, it will still take place. Over the next few nights, we will see qualification matches between several superstars for the four places in the match. The following matches are the ones that I will annouce to take place: Eddie Guerrero will take on Stone Cold, and two of our later draft picks will face for the final spot. As for the other two qualifiers... I'm looking at you two, Edge and Jeff." The two men advance towards each other... "Ah, ah, ah. Not against each other. At least, not one on one. Oh no. You see, the third match will be a tag team qualification match. Not just any tag team qualification match either, but a match between two of the greatest tag teams in history. You see, Edge, you will be partnered by... Christian Cage!" The crowd burst into cheers at the prospect of E&C returning, with chants of "Edge and Christian!" roaring round the arena. "And the other team? Well, it's you Jeff, and this man... your brother, Matt Hardy!"
Matt's music hits, the "OOHHHHH YEEAHH!" roaring out over massive cheers. Matt walks out on stage throwing up the V1 sign, and charges to the ring, straight to the side of his brother.
Shane stands, smiling at the amazing match he has put forward - and not even on a PPV! Suddenly, he raises the mic to his mouth and speaks once again: "Oh, and in case you think I can't top that, ladies and gentlemen, here's one of the two men who will make up the final qualification match... but I'll let him introduce himself."
The crowd waits in anticipation. Suddenly, the voice bursts out over the crowd.
"MRRRRRRRRRRRRR... KENNEDY!"
The crowd cheers as Ken Kennedy walks proudly out onto the stage, a cocky smile on his face. He starts walking towards the ring, throwing his microphone aside off the stage. He gets to ringside, and climbs up into the ring. Not one to hold back, he marches in and goes face to face with Shane McMahon, and lifts his shirt, pulling another mic from his waist.
"KENNEDY!"
Quick Version:
LWE Draft number 6: Matt Hardy
LWE Draft number 7: Mr. Kennedy