Oh boy, how to do this one, I'll wing it.
1. Matt Striker: That's right, above everyone else, this guy sucks the most. His gimmick is 15 years old, his ring attire is fucking annoying, and his mic skills are border line horrendous. The WWE has tried for several years to get this guy over, and nothing.
2. The Boogeyman: Obviously. This guy fucking sucks. I don't care if he is in his 40's. It's another case of "If it amuses a McMahon, it Amuses everyone"
3. The Miz: No big guys yet, hmmm. The Miz, god fucking awful. Ya, I was big on a really shitty reality show on MTV about ten years ago, look at me. Honestly, if you watch the Real World or Road Rules, you suck just as much as the Miz sucks.
4. Big Dave Dudd: Dead Air Dave, Badista, Wartista, horrible, whatever you want to call him, it all sucks. I don't care if he's near his 40's and has accomplished shit, blah blah blah. The locker room hates him, he has no respect for the business, he pops muscles landing on his back the wrong way. The guy only got pushed because he's sucking up to the guy that is sucking up to the guy that runs the company. The sooner Khali/Batista happens, the better because I'm sure Batista is popping something in that match, and Khali will get the blame.
5. Kane: That's right fuckers, I said it. It's time for Dr. Isaac Yankem to head to the retirement home. The guy is fucking horrible anymore. He hasn't had a good match in at least 5 years, and that was because 7 other guys were in it. He's had boring feuds with RVD, Edge, Hardy, and Shane. He had a horrible match agains the Undertaker at WM XX, that the Undertaker still managed to look good in. I love Kane, but it's time to go.
6. Kenny Dykstra: Three words: Ohio Valley Wrestling. The IWC loves the small guy, but I don't. Honestly, what the hell has this guy done. He wasn't amusing int eh Spirit Squad, he hasn't been amusing since they split. He can do some acrobats, woopdy fucking doo.
7. Jeff Hardy. Another waste of space on the raw roster. He has been in the company for a decade, and still has accomplished next to nothing on the active roster. Why fire Scotty 2 Hotty when you could have fired Jeff Hardy. He has zero mic skills. Take away the ten year old spot monkey fest, the gloves covering up track marks, the Kool-Aid hair, and you have...Matt Striker, minus the mic.
8. Chris Masters: God, gag me. Another Rick Rude/Lex Luger/Val Venisesque character. This guy just doesn't get it. He actually looked pretty good when he came off the juice, but know he's back to his good ole roid abused, slow as body, with no charisma. The sooner he bust a calf implant, the better.
9. Santino Morella: What do you do when you are hotshotted the IC Title, and hold onto it for several months, well if you are Santino Mozzarella, you do absolutley nothing. I don't want to hear, oh, he was awesome in OVW. Well guess what, it's not the OVW, and the IC title isn't suppose to be an OVW title. The guy was shit in his run in the big time, and should be sent out of the company altogether. He did nothing to improve himself, and he is just a pathetic bore.
10. Triple H. Oh yeah, I fucking said it. The pathetic thing is, the Big Cancer is coming back, and everyone is going to mark out for the guy. Lets rewind the IWC calendar 4 years ago. The man was loathed, and what has changed, well, he is actually married to the bosses daughter now instead of just dating. The guy is an asshole, plain and simple. He plays politics worse then Hogan ever has. He has established the banned moves list, to spite guys like Booker and Rob Van Dam.
Say what you will about Cena, but you don't have over half the locker room hating the guy. Triple H is that man. Most people have had something bad to say about him. He constantly puts himself over. The only credible heel that was actually bad and not cowardly on the main event level this last decade, Triple H. Hell, Austin had to play the role of the funny heel, Edge is now the cowardly heel, it is bullshit. I hate Triple H, plain and simple, and for all of the guys that felt the same way 4 years ago, but don't know, why??
So shock, why did you leave out Khali/Snitsky/Henry/Big Daddy V.
Why, I'll tell you why, because what the fuck are they there for. They are 400 plus pound men there for a job, to do the job to the champion, plain and simple. Khali isn't going to be the msot mobile guy in the world. They are monsters, and they act like monsters. Picking them is just being lazy.
Where's John Cena: Look, I'm not the biggest Cena fan in the world, but you have to be fucking just full of shit to believe that the guy is one of the ten worst in the company. The guy bust his ass day in and day out for the company, is the face of the company in the media, and liek it or not, brings the kid dollars in. He wrestles a protected style that Vince has mandated on him, not Cena's choice. Blame the promoter, not the wrestler. You will never hear me say John Cena is a great technical wrestler, never, but he's not one of the ten worst either.
Bobby Lashley: Are you fucking kidding me. The guy, when allowed, is awesome on the mat. The matchup with Benoit was fuckign awesome. When Lashley is allowed to wrestle his style, it is impressive.