TNA iMPACT! LD for 05.12.11

[It's Damn Real!]

This promo is lame.

 

[Nate DaMac]

It doesn't even sound like music. Just random guitar notes.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I love me some James Storm.

 

[klunderbunker]

If Matt becomes a tag champion I'll die a happy man. Not because it means he's successful. Because it'll be him back doing exactly what he spent years and years doing in WWE.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Hardy needs some public speaking lessons.

 

[JJYanks121]

Matt Hardy is criticizing people for substance abuse. Let that sink in for a bit.

I wish he'd have that convo with his brother. He's pissed me off for a while because he's an enabler that can't see that his brother has a real problem.

 

[Nate DaMac]

James Storm just became my favorite wrestler ever.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Believe me you?

Public speaking lessons, Matt.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Jesus fuck, end this segment.

 

[Nate DaMac]

LOLTNA.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Brayden Walker!

 

[klunderbunker]

And there it is. Yeah I don't care.

 

[JJYanks121]

Braden Walker!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

WTF FAT WTF

 

[Mighty NorCal]

LULZ

KNOCK YOU TEEF DOWN YOU THAAROAT

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

All I can say.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and yes, fat

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Works for me. Certainly better than Jeff.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Oh shit it's Braden Wa...Chris Harris!

 

[Nate DaMac]

Lulzy lulz lulz.

 

[JJYanks121]

Works for me. Certainly better than (non sober) Jeff.

Fixed.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Wow, Braden Walker jokes, really? He comes out looking like Matt Hardy's spotter for eating contests and you go to the WWE blunder?

 

[klunderbunker]

And at the end of the day, Matt Hardy is in a tag team. You can always count on some things.

 

[Chrome]

Maybe this would lead to a stable of Chris Harris, James Storm, Robert Roode down the road.. Push Robert Roode to the moon while having back up. I can dig it.. but man Chris Harris needs to lose weight. Makes sense for them to be a heel group later on.

 

[JJYanks121]

Good, this is all according to plan for me. Now, turn Storm against Roode to team with Harris again. This allows Roode to be a singles competitor and be awesome while the ******ed biproduct of Stone Cold, Sandman, and a smidge of Shawn Michaels can do what he does best.....be the drunken half of a successful tag team.