TNA iMPACT! LD for 01.13.11

[Dean Winchester]

Is anyone in TNA's woman department other than Mickie not an annoying, shrieking pain in the ass? Seriously, they have people with the worst voices! Thank g-d for Mickie. And thank g-d this fucking segment is over!

Well she is a heel so no problem.

 

[shattered dreams]

How did Karen steal that segment? Solid promo she cut there.

 

[X]

So that Beer Money-MCMG match was (predictably, obviously) pretty good. Not as good as their PPV match, but very good. ***1/4

 

[JJYanks121]

Well she is a heel so no problem.

Doesn't mean she has to hurt your ears when she talks. A good heel makes you listen to what they say. If she was my woman, I'd wear earplugs A LOT.

 

[klunderbunker]

So are we just not having wrestling for 45 minutes or so?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Are you surprised?

 

[klunderbunker]

Wow these belts still exist. Why again?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

like Winter's theme music.

 

[Dean Winchester]

The hell this music.

 

[X]

I cannot find a word fitting enough for how much I absolutely fucking despise, hate, loathe, and detest this Karen Angle angle. angle.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Karen Jarrett X.

 

[JJYanks121]

I cannot find a word fitting enough for how much I absolutely fucking despise, hate, loathe, and detest this Karen Angle angle. angle.

Dude, I am totally with you. Had it out with some peeps in a thread over it.

 

[X]

So that match sucked in every conceivable way.

 

[klunderbunker]

80 minutes in and just over 10 minutes of wrestling. They're improving.

 

[JJYanks121]

Oh boy. First male match I get to see has Abyss! Yay!

 

[klunderbunker]

So it's a non title match. Well of course it is. Why defend the TV Title on TV?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Seeing Abyss hold the TV title makes me want to shit & puke at the same time.

 

[X]

So it's a non title match. Well of course it is. Why defend the TV Title on TV?

Hush you with your wrestling logic!


Good god, why do they still employ Abyss? At this point he is dead weight.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Uh...was there a point to that interference by Flair if Morgan ended up winning anyway?

 

[JJYanks121]

Has anyone else notice that every time a face wins a match EVER on Impact, the heels are never down for the count? They always get up and beat up the face afterwords. So essentially, they suck as competitors, but they are freaks of nature who can recover quickly to kick ass when it doesn't matter.

 

[The Doctor]

Just wanted everyone to know that I love Winter and really only watch the parts of Impact with her in it.

 

[shattered dreams]

Tara was just unconscious in the ring last match bro.

 

[klunderbunker]

And so another champion loses clean, despite his manager cheating. Are people in TNA sure they want to win titles? It seems to help their push more to not.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sweet damnation shut up about bullies.

 

[X]

Did anyone else just die of irony?