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The Ultimate Fantasy Mock Draft V.

FUUUUUUUUUCKIN' SHIIIIIIT!!

I was gonna take Trips next! NOW who am I gonna pick up for my top heel?!

DAMN YOU, COLAAAAAAAAAA!!
 
Its funny cause when i made my second pick, it was down to Lesnar, Orton and HHH, apparently the same guys you wanted.

Meh, it was out of 2 of those 3 at that time. And I'm actually happy you picked Orton, he was bottom of the pile for me. Although to be honest, if you'd taken Lesnar, I wouldn't have been to bothered either. It's only Trips that I really wanted.

Anyway, as to Prince Albert:

You seriously wanted Triple H, but you screwed up I guess. Should have drafted him earlier.
 
I was thinking HHH, but the HHH/Rock fued has been done a million times, so I didn't want that, not to mention I hate HHH, but that is besides the point. I also thought about Lesnar, but they also already had a rivalry, and I like the Legend Killer gimmic better.
 
Not yet. But who knows. I may pull someone you want badly. We've all heard how badly you want Papa Shango. I may decide to just pull him out from under your feet.

Papa Shango for HHH. Sounds fair to me.
 
HHH and Undertaker have great drawing ability. Not Hogan level drawing ability but on the internet they'll make Cola a very popular guy. Sadly.
 
Bigger than Austin is disputable. The Rock's unfairly hated on, mind. I think people hate on the IWC too much to be honest, their opinions are far more valid than people will give them credit for. Then again, people also generalize the IWC too much.
 
There is. Austin drew for a shorter amount of time but drew just as much. He's also the more recent superdraw. He also drew in a time that more wrestling fans will remember than Hogan's times. Austin's just as big a draw, and just as successful. Your assessment that the IWC blindly hates successful people is incorrect either way.
 
Eric Bischoff comes back out to make his pick, alas, he admits, it is late and he is tired and cant be bothered to be part of a long show in which lots happens.

CRASH out comes stone cold demanding to know, if it isent flair, who Bischoff has in mind as his opponent? Bischoff tells stone cold that due to the fact that he is finnaly holding all of the cards he isn't prepared to reveal stone cold's opponent until much later in the draft.

Bischoff anounces that his next draft is one that his previous pick Ric Flair will take a lot of notice of, however Bischoff also notes that he has a different opponent in mind for Ric Flair so even if Ric Flair did want a fight with this next draw, he adviszes him strongly to stay out of his way.

Stone cold: If you want Bischoff to shut the hell up and get on with the drafting give me a hell yeah?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH! The Macho Man Randy savage.



:flair: Flair says: Damn I hate this guy, if Bischoff doesnt let me get my hands on him, what the hell has he got in mind for me?
 
Orton walks out and stands on the stage, mic in hand.....

"Whats up Rock, thats right, the Legend Killer has come to the UWE. And you know what Rock, I have come here for the same reason you have. Earlier I listened to you saying that you were going to be the first UWE champion, but I got news for you Rock, thats not going to happen. You see I am the Legend Killer, the youngest World Champion in WWE history, the greatest third generation superstar of all time, and soon enough I will add the name of first ever UWE fans." The crowd continues to boo...Until The Rock is about to speak.

"Yes, your the youngest World champion in WWE history, the Legend Killer, blah blah blah, well Randy you left out the part were you are an complete A**HOLE." The crowd erupts in a chant of A**HOLE, A**HOLE, for the second time of the night. "The Rock here's you saying all this crap, but The Rock doesn't give a damn, The Rocks millions......and millions of fans dont give a damn either. Oh Yeah, you are a third generation superstar, yeah yeah, I remember your daddy and grand daddy, I remember them getting there Candy A**es kicked by Rocky Johnson and High Chief Peter Maivia respectively. The thing is you can run your mouth off all you want, but I only have one thing to say to you, Just Bring It." Orton starts walking towards the ring and gets in the ring, it looks like things are about to explode.....then suddenly the countdown begins on the titantronc, 5 4, it cant be, 3 2 1, yes its Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho is the newest member of the UWE, he walks out with mic in hand..........to be continued


UWE's Third Draft Choice-Y2J Chris Jericho
 
Dang solid third round value picks there for both guys, Savage is usually gobbled up in the first or second round and Jericho can basically do anything you book him to do. Good picks across the board so far, nothing stands out as a bad pick.
 
We are live at the WFW arena, anxiously awaiting the announcement from Jim Cornette as to who is the WFW's third overall draft pick. Jim Cornette has been real secretive about the pick only to describe it as "enormous".

John Cena's music starts as he comes down to the ring:

"Yo,yo,yo, yo,YO! I just wanted to come down here and say a few words to y'all, seeing as I didn't get that opportunity last week.
It is an honor and a priviledge to come and wrestle for WFW. And as you all know, I wrestle to win. I wrestle to be on top. And this time, it ain't gonna be any different. So, while it may not be official yet, I'ma still gonna say with all confidence, that THE CHAMP IS HERE!!"

Cue Real American and Hulk Hogan is now in the ring. No, pose-down, Hulk is all business.
"Now, hold on just one minute there brother! John, you know I respect you and everything you've done in this business, and I'd like to think you feel the same way about me..."

"I do, I do. Fo Sho, I feel that way fo sho."

"...Right. Thank you. But there seems to be one thing that you don't understand. And that is that Hulk Hogan is a champion. Hulk Hogan is a legend. And Hulk Hogan has the desire to be on top once more. And as much as I respect ya, if you get in my way on my path to the WFW Championship, then I will not hesitate to run wild on you, brotherrrr."

Cena and Hogan are nose to nose, and the fans are loving the staredown. Suddenly Jim Cornette appears at the top of the ramp.

"Gentleman, calm down now, calm down.
Now I appreciate both of you men's eagerness to take WFW to the top. It makes me feel good that I picked to men who are so passionate about the business and the fans.
However, I have to be honest with you. While I picked you two up for the WFW, it was all about revenue. I knew you two could draw in the audiences, sell seats and t-shirts. But I never intended either of you to carry the WFW on your shoulders. I never intended to put the WFW's most prestigious title around either one of your waists. No, I had someone different in mind for that.
Now, when I described my third round draft pick as "enourmous", I wasn't kidding. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for me to introduce to you the WFW's third overall draft selection. It is time to introduce you all the the future WFW Champion.
It's time... It's time... IT'S VADER TIME!!"

Oh my God, I don't believe it!! Vader has come to the WFW! Vader enters the ring, and engulfs Hogan and Cena with his presence. Hogan and Cena look Vader up and down, look at each other, and simultaneously start to beat down Vader with big punches. Double Irish Whip, but Vader clotheslines both men, and begins to decimate Cena and Hogan with punching combinations, clotheslines and and body slams. Double Chokeslam to both men. Vader then brings them both to the corner to deliver a devastating double Vader Crush. Vader is left standing victorious, with Cornette applauding at the ramp.

WFW's Third Round Draft Pick- Vader
 

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