Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Fuck a face towel bitch, I got baby wipes.
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I think it's a towel a women uses to clean up her face after a sexual encounter... Yeah I have no idea either.A face towel? WTF is a face towel?!?
I already imagine.
IC: Daniel Bryan isn't all that.
D-Man: *Whack*
IC 5 minutes later: Daniel Bryan is great.
D-Man: YES! YES! YES! YES!
I would have said
"I have found in my travels, despite much trepidation, that towels used for the rest of the body hold the same drying effects for the face. Amazing, that"
I have had girls question "you only have one towel??" to which I respond "Only one person lives here, Quite simply, my dear."
It's that thing you use when you run out of toilet paper.
I think it's a towel a women uses to clean up her face after a sexual encounter... Yeah I have no idea either.
I would have said
"I have found in my travels, despite much trepidation, that towels used for the rest of the body hold the same drying effects for the face. Amazing, that"
I have had girls question "you only have one towel??" to which I respond "Only one person lives here, Quite simply, my dear."
No one uses "Fail" like that anymore, D-Man. Unless they're like 50 and trying to appear hip.
That word is certainly suitable for your attempt at a wisecrack here.
Touchy, touchy.
Does that mean you dry off after a shower using the same towel you use to dry your dishes?
I owned 2 bath towels (I'd switch from one to another every time I washed them), a couple hand towels (again, use one for a while, then wash it and switch). And paper towels.
Does this not sum up D-Man?
And there was me thinking Americans were obsessed with towels. Maybe it's just the hotel I stay at, but they give me like 7 per day and change them the next morning.
I'll admit, I was hoping for buttsex.