Smackdown LD for us Non-Preempted People on 1/22

[The Doctor]

Taker will probably win at the Rumble, but you never know...

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Wow, he wants to tell the Undertaker he isn't afraid. That ought to be a Hell of a segment.

 

[Lt 0reo]

He'd have to get on his knees to look you in the eyes Ray.

 

[Cookie]

Why does HBK always wear shirts without sleeves.

Better question: why does HBK always wear the shirts that aren't actually shirts, instead the ones that have the sides and sleeves cut out? Cody Rhodes also wears the non-shirt for Legacy.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

They really should come out with a real surprise this year for the Rumble instead of the regulars.

I would even take Shawn Michaels ... but no Cena, no Orton, no Triple H, no Undertaker. Preferably no Batista, either.

I wish either Christian or John Morrison would get it, but that isn't going to happen.

 

[The Doctor]

That's a cool shot.

Is Taker wearing the belt on his stomach?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Supposedly Taker is really hurt at the moment.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

fuckin a, this match is gonna rock the house

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Rey is just not suited as a World Champion. He is a Mid-title talent at best. He is really an ideal Intercontinental Champion.

 

[klunderbunker]

Supposedly Taker is really hurt at the moment.

So it's sometime after the year 2001.

 

[The Doctor]

I like that line.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

an HBK - Rey Mastrio match would actually rock my socks....has that ever even happened?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Supposedly Taker is really hurt at the moment.

How bad is Rey's knee?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I think the only title changing hands will be Ezekiel Jackson defeating Christian. Orton isn't defeating Sheamus and Rey definitely isn't defeating Taker.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Look at the fear in Rey's eyes.

 

[klunderbunker]

an HBK - Rey Mastrio match would actually rock my socks....has that ever even happened?

I don't think so. Not one on one at least.

 

[The Doctor]

Awesome.

 

[The Doctor]

OH SH-

 

[Mighty NorCal]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhh why wont Bastista just go awaaaaayyy

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Batista needs a manager.

 

[The Doctor]

Batista's gonna get added into the match next week, you wait.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

And that's a wrap.

 

[Cookie]

The last half hour or so was abysmal but other than that, it was a pretty enjoyable Smackdown.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Norcal, you can go back to lifting weights now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

meh, kind of shit finish