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James Irvin has pretty much the most random history of fights:
Loss to Alessio Sakara (punch to eyeball)
Loss to Anderson Silva (lost a minute in)
Win over Houston Alexander (8 seconds)
Win over Luiz Cane (DQ, Illegal knee)
Loss to Thiago Silva (Knee exploded)
No Contest vs. Bobby Southworth (Both fighters fell out of the cage 20 seconds in)
Loss to Alessio Sakara (punch to eyeball)
Loss to Anderson Silva (lost a minute in)
Win over Houston Alexander (8 seconds)
Win over Luiz Cane (DQ, Illegal knee)
Loss to Thiago Silva (Knee exploded)
No Contest vs. Bobby Southworth (Both fighters fell out of the cage 20 seconds in)