A world first - a live Uncle Sam review of iMPACT!. Yeah, it's still shit, but it's also LIVE for some reason. How is it live? I'm watching it - or rather listening to it - right now.
So far, we've had a pretty decent Mick Foley promo. For some reason, it seemed like it shouldn't be happening. It was out of place in TNA. Maybe it's because TNA is shit.
That Beautiful People cunt has won the women's title. Give a shit. They had a little party and wailed. Sure, I'd hit that. Literally. And repeatedly. And hard.
Oh, and Beer Money won a match in the Team 3D Tag Team Invitational Tournament. I was furious. Not only is this a ******ed concept, but Beer Money should split finally. The DWI is a cool move, mind.
Now it looks like that one that was tag partners with Lance Cade - something Murdoch, I think? - is teaming with Eric Young. I want to cry.
And for some reason, I can't think of anything but Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain.
So far, we've had a pretty decent Mick Foley promo. For some reason, it seemed like it shouldn't be happening. It was out of place in TNA. Maybe it's because TNA is shit.
That Beautiful People cunt has won the women's title. Give a shit. They had a little party and wailed. Sure, I'd hit that. Literally. And repeatedly. And hard.
Oh, and Beer Money won a match in the Team 3D Tag Team Invitational Tournament. I was furious. Not only is this a ******ed concept, but Beer Money should split finally. The DWI is a cool move, mind.
Now it looks like that one that was tag partners with Lance Cade - something Murdoch, I think? - is teaming with Eric Young. I want to cry.
And for some reason, I can't think of anything but Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain.