RAW LD 5/9/2016 - Another Three Hours Of Phenomenals And Big Dogs

[Coco]

Who?

Star Lord, man! The legendary outlaw?

 

[Navi]

We need Matt Striker and his absurdly wordy nicknames.

We need someone, those names are horrible.

 

[BaconBits]

Rusev should be way, way above beating up on tiny Hispanic dudes. It's staggering how badly they've fucked up his character.

 

[Coco]

Rusev should be way, way above beating up on tiny Hispanic dudes.

What are you looking for? Larger Hispanic dudes? Tiny black men? Asians?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Um, what?

 

[BaconBits]

What are you looking for? Larger Hispanic dudes? Tiny black men? Asians?

He should be a main event heel, considering they have NONE.

 

[Coco]

He should be a main event heel, considering they have NONE.

No need for those when Triple H can be called back to TV any week now and start the build to his long-awaited rematch against Roman.

Till then, Jericho is clearly all the main event heel we need.

 

[klunderbunker]

Egads they're still at it.

 

[Coco]

Global warming is taking way too long. When is the beautiful blue sea going to rise up and accept Primo and Epico as tribute?

 

[Sean Valjean]

I hope Primo & Epico debut only to be billed from Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

 

[L@RISANO]

the Club vs the Family!

 

[Coco]

In the likelihood that this takes place again next week, tornado tag has my vote. Not enough tornado tags in wrestling.

 

[Navi]

As good as the Uso's are in the ring. They are so stale.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Would have laughed if she said "An Uso has been eliminated".

 

[Sean Valjean]

As good as the Uso's are in the ring. They are so stale.

They should incorporate their 5-hour Energy commercial into their gimmick. One Uso is balls to the walls on sugar, the other one is practically narcoleptic.

 

[Navi]

Reigns is napping. GET UP MAN.

 

[Sean Valjean]

You can't truly defeat Roman without getting rid of the Usos first. They're like Roman's horcruxes.

 

[Navi]

They should incorporate their 5-hour Energy commercial into their gimmick. One Uso is balls to the walls on sugar, the other one is practically narcoleptic.

That would be hilarious.

 

[BaconBits]

I used this match to go make egg salad. Mostly because the Uselessos are the worst thing in all of professional wrestling.

 

[Bernkastel]

Turned on RAW. Heard "Roman" chants. Did not expect that at all.

 

[L@RISANO]

Crowd is quite loud. I like it!

 

[Navi]

Roman still can't win a one on one match. Terrible for a champion.

 

[L@RISANO]

Turned on RAW. Heard "Roman" chants. Did not expect that at all.

"Believe in the GUY!"

 

[BringThePain834]

Wrestling fans never cease to amaze me. When there are 20 minute promos/segments, they say they want more wrestling. They get a lot of wrestling, like on this show, and then say they want longer promos/segments.

 

[Navi]

Wrestling fans never cease to amaze me. When there are 20 minute promos/segments, they say they want more wrestling. They get a lot of wrestling, like on this show, and then say they want longer promos/segments.

I don't recall anyone saying they wanted more promo's.