RAW LD 5/9/2016 - Another Three Hours Of Phenomenals And Big Dogs

[Coco]

Not even seven here and I've got a long night planned. For now, I'll stick to tea and disappointment.

 

[BaconBits]

Not even seven here and I've got a long night planned. For now, I'll stick to tea and disappointment.

Your bad.

 

[Navi]

Nattie is a real cutie.

 

[BaconBits]

Nattie is a real cutie.

I think she looks like one of them troll dolls. Decent wrestler though.

 

[Coco]

Dollar-for-dollar, Eden brings more value to the company than Cody these days. Being married to someone who's on TV every week probably saved his job.

 

[Coco]

Your bad.

Sorry for oversharing.

 

[Navi]

I think she looks like one of them troll dolls. Decent wrestler though.

She's great in the ring. Little too serious though, don't think she has any sense of humour. My only complaint with her.

 

[BaconBits]

Sorry for oversharing.

If I ever had to do shit after Raw, I wouldn't watch. I refuse to drink and drive.

 

[Coco]

If I ever had to do shit after Raw, I wouldn't watch. I refuse to drink and drive.

Eager to see which brave soul steps up and admits to watching this sober.

We know you're there, KB.

 

[Navi]

Oh in other words Flair stinks. Lovely.

 

[Coco]

Smelled this run-in a mile away.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Wonder if that win will actually mean something for Paige.

 

[BaconBits]

Smelled this run-in a mile away.

You should just clean your balls. That would probably take care of the smell.

 

[Coco]

It's difficult to improve on a masterpiece, but I sometimes imagine Ric Flair playing the judge in Caddyshack.

 

[TJ Matics]

Is the match now a triple threat? Or do those perks just come with the Sami pack?

 

[Coco]

You should just clean your balls. That would probably take care of the smell.

I've tried that, but your mother insists that it needlessly dilutes the flavour.

 

[BaconBits]

I've tried that, but your mother insists that it needlessly dilutes the flavour.

You're better than bad mom jokes.

 

[BringThePain834]

Paige has gotten really sloppy in the ring

 

[Coco]

You're better than bad mom jokes.

I'm really not.

Neither is your mother.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Eager to see which brave soul steps up and admits to watching this sober.

We know you're there, KB.

I don't drink and watch it every week

 

[Coco]

I don't drink and watch it every week

Only the weeks that Mark Henry is MVP?

 

[BaconBits]

I'm really not.

Neither is your mother.

I suppose it could be worse. You could be Milenko.

 

[Coco]

I suppose it could be worse. You could be Milenko.

No idea how he does that sober.

 

[BaconBits]

Sami Zayn's pants look like he should be racing a 4 cylinder at his local dirt track.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Only the weeks that Mark Henry is MVP?

Those were my heavy drinking & pot smoking days so that may have played a part. That and my innate laziness.