RAW LD 5/9/2016 - Another Three Hours Of Phenomenals And Big Dogs

[Hyorinmaru]

I suppose it could be worse. You could be Milenko.

You love me and you know it

 

[BaconBits]

You love me and you know it

For the record, I'm not gay, but this tubby bitch over here, he loves the cock.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Cesaro looks ready to take a bullet for a world leader.

 

[Coco]

If only Cesaro bothered to get his entrance suits as well-tailored.

I'll eat my words if he rips that thing off in a few minutes.

 

[Coco]

Let's play a game.

Fuck/marry/kill: Cole, Byron, and JBL

 

[Sean Valjean]

Guess Becky is Eye-rish now.

Dana!

 

[Bagpipes]

Flex Dana Flex

 

[Coco]

Looking forward to the people who will complain about Dana getting the call before Bayley.

Won't be as fun as that time people complained that Daniel Bryan wasn't in the Rumble but El Torito was. But that kind of fun is hard to come by. I'll make due.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Let's play a game.

Fuck/marry/kill: Cole, Byron, and JBL

Forced to choose I would eat a bullet

 

[Coco]

Looking forward to the people who will complain about Dana getting the call before Bayley.

Won't be as fun as that time people complained that Daniel Bryan wasn't in the Rumble but El Torito was. But that kind of fun is hard to come by. I'll make due.

Just Ctrl+f'd the live discussion on Crocker's favourite website. Was not disappointed.

 

[klunderbunker]

WRESTLING IS LIFE!

SOMEONE MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT!!!

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I didn't understand that backstage segment.

 

[MrHashasheen]

I'm surprised Dana got called up. The NXT roster is thin on heels. But I suppose she and Emma can work against Becky and Paige for a month or so?

 

[Coco]

WRESTLING IS LIFE!

SOMEONE MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT!!!

Backlund pitifully wandering around convention centers is a common occurrence. How difficult would it be to shuffle him onto to the floor?

Also, have they been hinting at Shane vs KO for the last month or do I just know what I like?

 

[Navi]

I didn't understand that backstage segment.

What's not to understand. Emma poked Lynch in her sore eye, Lynch is threatening to beat the crap out of her, and Dana Brooks is there to even up the odds. Not much more to understand than that.

 

[TJ Matics]

Owens should probably just stop going in that office.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Thank goodness the camera panned to the Usos, otherwise I'd think Roman had gone insane there.

 

[BaconBits]

Kalisto has done more to make the US title irrelevant than anybody in history.

 

[Navi]

Geez creative is really dead in the water. Instead of thinking up good names like the Cerebral Assasin, Viper (yes I know they are already used) and the Kliq. All they can come up with is The Guy and The Club. Lordy.

 

[Navi]

Kalisto has done more to make the US title irrelevant than anybody in history.

Who?

 

[Coco]

You flipping back and forth between this and the Raptors game, Navi?

 

[klunderbunker]

Backlund pitifully wandering around convention centers is a common occurrence. How difficult would it be to shuffle him onto to the floor?

Also, have they been hinting at Shane vs KO for the last month or do I just know what I like?

I've run into him I believe five times in the two Wrestlemanias I've been to.

 

[BaconBits]

Wow, the Uselessos make ridiculously boring commercials, too.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Geez creative is really dead in the water. Instead of thinking up good names like the Cerebral Assasin, Viper (yes I know they are already used) and the Kliq. All they can come up with is The Guy and The Club. Lordy.

We need Matt Striker and his absurdly wordy nicknames.

 

[Navi]

You flipping back and forth between this and the Raptors game, Navi?

Nah I don't watch basketball. My husband might be he's watching something on the TV in the den.