RAW LD 5/30/2016 - Your Time Is Up, My Time Is Now, You Can't See Me, My Time Is Now

[BaconBits]

Not enough high spots and jumping around I guess.

Shut up Vader.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Tonight's six-man tag will be re-branded Alliance vs Horde to further promote Warcraft.

 

[Navi]

Why exactly?

Because FalconArrow said so. I'm assuming.

 

[J-Dogg]

Oh Lana

 

[BringThePain834]

Why exactly?

Look what happened with Brock Lesnar. He was announced to be in WWE 12 in a commercial. He returned a few months later. Look what happened with the Ultimate Warrior. He was announced as a pre order for WWE 2K14, he returned to the company and got back on good terms with everyone. Sting was announced as a pre order for WWE 2K15, he finally made his WWE debut. Same thing is bound to happen with Goldberg.

 

[BaconBits]

Lana's old ****ty secretary outfits and hairdos were so much better.

 

[Bernkastel]

I like Cena, but I hope he stays far away from Rusev tonight.

 

[Coco]

Lana struggled with the accent like she was me trying to find a punchline for this joke.

 

[J-Dogg]

Time for Ryder to be fed

 

[J-Dogg]

Lana's old ****ty secretary outfits and hairdos were so much better.

She looks fine as hell in any outfit

 

[Bernkastel]

Shut up Vader.

Vader is my spirit animal. I take that with as much praise as possible.

 

[BaconBits]

Zack Ryder has been shit since day one. Why does the Internet love him?

 

[enviousdominous]

Lana struggled with the accent like she was me trying to find a punchline for this joke.

Lana struggled with that accent like this audience is struggling with lucidity.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Zack Ryder has been shit since day one. Why does the Internet love him?

He's a great underdog. The internet loves underdogs.

 

[enviousdominous]

Zack Ryder has been shit since day one. Why does the Internet love him?

He's big with the Jersey Shore crowd, which is probably the most insulting thing I could say about anyone.

 

[BaconBits]

Vader is my spirit animal. I take that with as much praise as possible.

Your spirit animal is a fat old guy who doesn't wash and can do flippy shit if asked?

I'm not even mad. That's impressive.

 

[J-Dogg]

If Ryder won......

 

[enviousdominous]

If Ryder won......

The crowd is marking harder for Ryder than they have for anyone else tonight.

 

[J-Dogg]

He should do the accolade like that from now on

 

[Bernkastel]

Crowds chanting for Ryder, so clearly that means that WWE should push him.

 

[enviousdominous]

Your spirit animal is a fat old guy who doesn't wash and can do flippy shit if asked?

I'm not even mad. That's impressive.

He didn't wash, and he used to do a vadersault. Literally, he was flippy shit.

 

[Coco]

Audi R8 ad with the senile astronaut: Yay or nay?

 

[enviousdominous]

Does anyone here think that Rusev is wrong in calling himself a better American than anyone in that crowd?

 

[J-Dogg]

Titus is back

 

[BaconBits]

He's big with the Jersey Shore crowd, which is probably the most insulting thing I could say about anyone.

Jersey Shore was a thing like five years ago. Zack Ryder should have died with it.