RAW LD 3/7/2016 - Asshole Chicago Crowd

[enviousdominous]

Poor Kevin Owens, he has to take his win and belt and suck it up.

 

[BaconBits]

Looks like Owens went from nothing doing at Mania to a matchup that smarks would crush and snort repeatedly. I can get down with that.

 

[Shotaro]

Zayn v Owens at Mania. feels good man.

 

[Reflection]

Loved the match and the return! Won't mind a Sami-Neville tag team either! Gonna skip last week's replay and watch some news now.

 

[BaconBits]

So I guess Kalisto is gonna be breaking his asshole on a ladder again at Mania.

 

[Shotaro]

So I guess Kalisto is gonna be breaking his asshole on a ladder again at Mania.

You mean that isn't why they hired him?

 

[Slash-LN]

Don't act like you all weren't hoping for Owens vs. Ziggler round 43.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Kalisto likes him a good steel enema.

 

[Shotaro]

ONLY $9.99!!

Oh it's free(ish)?

This seems like a poor business decision. I mean if I didn't already have it I'd create a new email address so I count as a new subscriber y'know.

 

[BaconBits]

You mean that isn't why they hired him?

Well, not originally, but once they saw the reaction it got when he did do it, they're gonna ask him to do it again and often.

 

[Bernkastel]

Most of the stuff on the WWE network I can find on the internet for free.

 

[Shotaro]

Well, not originally, but once they saw the reaction it got when he did do it, they're gonna ask him to do it again and often.

I feel like some parts of the audience is just going to want more and more gore until someone actually gets murdered in the ring. I personally still think that New Jack will manage it.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

The WWE Network is like porn. Like, I could pay for it, but naaah...

 

[L@RISANO]

So I guess Kalisto is gonna be breaking his asshole on a ladder again at Mania.

Well, better than facing ADR for the umpteenth time.

 

[BaconBits]

It's awful nice of Dean to help Trips out with getting back into ring shape for Mania.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Still wish the camera had cut to Byron on the floor and showed him randomly covered in blood.

 

[BringThePain834]

#PleaseFireDolph

 

[Shotaro]

#PleaseFireDolph

I like him. Also if he got fired who would you hate?

 

[BaconBits]

Dolph is awful at life.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dave Coulier!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Stephanie forgetting Ziggler's amazing Survivor Series performance actually sounds like a shoot based on Dolph's booking since then.

 

[Shotaro]

Who's Brie jobbing to this week?

 

[Bernkastel]

The Authority will be out of power until Cena brings them back somehow again. And we get the inevitable Cena vs Shane feud.

 

[BaconBits]

Aw shit, it's time for the Acorn Kids. Time to go work on cancer.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dolph vs League of Nations! I LOVE IT! Here is a blank check with my signature and a cork board. We are going to make millions!