Sean Valjean
Lets Bitch About This Thing We Love
It's a potentially historic night as Raw kicks off with a triple threat tag team championship match. New Day defends against Gallows & Anderson and the bar brawlin' buddies, Sheamus and Cesaro. If New Day survives, they'll demolish Ax and Smash's record as the longest reigning tag champs of any kind in WWE history. Who could have foreseen that in late 2014?
Last week, Enzo Amore played horny homewrecker before abruptly switching into a not-so-Certified G by getting cold feet once he entered Lana's den of sexy deception. I mean, if you're willing to go to the lengths of abandoning your workplace and borrowing Ric Flair's limo just to screw another man's wife, either commit to the deed or not at all. Anyways, this led to the only plausible outcome: Enzo playing Leo DiCaprio to Rusev's grizzly bear and getting mauled half to death. How will Enzo and/or Big Cass respond? Could Enzo still be lying unconscious in that hotel corridor?
Not to be outdone by Lana's ruse, Charlotte laid her own evil trap for rival Sasha Banks. First she dragged her father down for a false apology before delivering a vicious slap that, surprisingly, didn't bust Ric wide open. Charlotte then proceeded to beat the magenta out of Sasha. Can The Boss recover from her assault? Can WWE squeeze in just one more title change before their upcoming Iron Man match?