RAW 7/4/16 LD - Xenophobiamania

[rbv13]

WTF. DQ for hitting his own teammate. Now Kane. At least the announce team is calling out the bull shit.

 

[Navi]

Oh Jericho is embarrassing Canada.

 

[SD619]

Cesaro wants a Green card

 

[BaconBits]

Ugh. That sucked.

 

[rbv13]

Ryder wins for Merica tonight. Will job to Miz this Thursday.

 

[Navi]

Ugh. That sucked.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[SD619]

Zack Ryder is in the main event and gets the pin for the winning team...USA power

I was expecting a Big Show turn

 

[klunderbunker]

Uh....what else were you all expecting? It's a match that no one is going to watch and it means nothing. This was all it was going to be and if you expected anything else, you haven't been paying attention.

 

[rbv13]

@KB. Thanks for those review links. Both good reads.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I do kind of appreciate that Zack Ryder is the resident feel good moment jobber.

 

[A11oftheLights]

I get that its a bullshit match but why not let someone like Crews get the come from behind win? Ryder and show aren't going to get anything from this

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

Half A Cheer For The Red Monday Night Show

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I get that its a bullshit match but why not let someone like Crews get the come from behind win? Ryder and show aren't going to get anything from this

Ryder creates a better moment.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Ryder creates a better moment.

Does it though?

 

[rbv13]

Ryder does create the better moment. The fans like the guy and rally behind him. I think most people are still undecided on Crews. This wasn't about going forward but living in the moment.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Does it though?

Yes, yes I believe it does.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Who's dick is Zack Ryder jerking to get these one off moments that should arguably go to others?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Am I the only one who thinks Charlotte & Dana are hideous?

 

[klunderbunker]

Am I the only one who thinks Charlotte & Dana are hideous?

Yep.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Am I the only one who thinks Charlotte & Dana are hideous?

I think Dana's current ring gear is unflattering to her body shape, but aside from that she's fine.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Who's dick is Zack Ryder jerking to get these one off moments that should arguably go to others?

You thnk this was a moment?

 

[Coco]

I get that its a bullshit match but why not let someone like Crews get the come from behind win? Ryder and show aren't going to get anything from this

Who cares what they're going to get from this? This match means nothing. It's filler with a decent time-slot. If you look at those line-ups and think anyone other than Ryder is going to get a hotter victorious finish for Team USA, you're wrong.

Is there more potential long-term upside in Apollo? Possibly. But that is in no way impacted by the booking of tonight's main event. Nobody is watching.

I'll save my lecture about the way WWE has changed the structure of their three hour Raws for another time.

Am I the only one who thinks Charlotte & Dana are hideous?

It's gotta be somebody every fucking week, doesn't it?

They may not compare favourably to your ideal WWE female competitor or female celebrity in general. But anyone deeming them "hideous" clearly isn't interacting with enough real fucking females. They're only hideous by the most fringe show-biz standards imaginable. In real life, they're babes. Possibly smoke shows.

Some of you need to get real with the story or let me know what kind of tail you're pulling.

 

[Coco]

You thnk this was a moment?

You knew half way through the match Ryder was going to be there at the end. I was just hoping he would get to enjoy the hottest finish possible sans Big Show assisting him.

A moment? Nope. The best possible result? Very nearly.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's gotta be somebody every fucking week, doesn't it?

They may not compare favourably to your ideal WWE female competitor or female celebrity in general. But anyone deeming them "hideous" clearly isn't interacting with enough real fucking females. They're only hideous by the most fringe show-biz standards imaginable. In real life, they're babes. Possibly smoke shows.

Some of you need to get real with the story or let me know what kind of tail you're pulling.

This. Charlotte may not have the prettiest face in the world (though she's nowhere near as bad as many people say) but she's tall, slim and in insane shape. Dana is your run of the mill hot blonde with a lot of good looking surgically enhanced features. Are they Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler? No, but they're better looking than most women you'll see walking the street.

 

[Coco]

This. Charlotte may not have the prettiest face in the world (though she's nowhere near as bad as many people say) but she's tall, slim and in insane shape. Dana is your run of the mill hot blonde with a lot of good looking surgically enhanced features. Are they Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler? No, but they're better looking than most women you'll see walking the street.

I would certainly contradict your previous retort asserting that Milenko is indeed the only one who finds them "hideous."

There seems to be a surprising number of wrestling fans who are highly active on the internet that feel the need to let us know that Dana and Charlotte are beneath them.

I don't get it. I mean if I put myself in the shoes of myself from ten years ago I probably get it. But I still don't get it.