Random Rhetorical Rants

[Coco]

I would ask for an explanation, but read my sig. Then again, you must memorize my sig by now, since April 2009.

Sorry. I've only memorized up to your avatar. Which comes before your name.

Anyone ever complete a collection of anything and still feel like they’re missing something??

Only a life.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

King Paddy!!! Long time old friend. That's some collection of merch you have there son.

So tell me, this Corporate Evolution we're witnessing... Give me a realistic line-up of who should be in it and what position they should be in.

Vince - Puppet Master
HHH/Steph - Power Couple
Randy Orton - Corporate Champion
The Shield - Private Security (Big BossMen!?)

That's 7 people in it. I reckon that's enough. Anymore could dilute it? No more enforcers needed as that would take away from the Hounds of Justice. Maybe have Brad Maddox as a stooge? Could be fun...

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Seriously Coco, go fuck yourself. What a waste of space, can't believe you lasted this long in here.

 

[King Patrick Star]

7 members is enough, but 3 of them are inactive from in ring competition. You’re lineup is perfect as is, but I think we could use a few more diamonds on this “Belt”.

My Dream lineup would consist of:

VinceMcMahon
Stephanie McMahon
Triple H

Randy Orton
Alberto Del Ro
Curtis Axel
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
AJ Lee

If they are going to really push the Corporate Evolution stable, then I think they should surround themselves in all Gold (and Leather).Vince, Stephanie, and Triple H, all in charge of the Championship Stable, that would be a site to see.

I think adding Alberto Del Rio will help the World Champion, by giving ADR a slew of managers to work with. He’s the modern day Million Dollar Man. Let’s treat him as such and bring back the cars.

I think adding Curtis Axel will help the Intercontinental Champion by adding depth to his character by turning on Paul Heyman, thus, possibly turning Heyman Face. Punk and Lesnar, again, share the hatred they have for HHH anyway. Use it.

I think adding AJ Lee would help the Divas Champion, by making her Stephanie’s handpicked protégé. She would make a great Corporate Diva. Afterall, she has experience as Raw GM. Plus, Big E. Langston needs to move on.

 

[Coco]

Seriously Coco, go fuck yourself. What a waste of space, can't believe you lasted this long in here.

Way to take the high road.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

What happens if Mr.Money in the Bank wins the Royal Rumble? Can he lose at Wrestlemania only to cash in straight away? Can he challenge for both titles on the same night?

Can Mr.Money in the Bank get a title shot without needing to cash in? If he loses, can he just cash in anyway after incapacitating his opponent with a weapon following the match?

Can Mr Money in the Bank gatecrash a match to make it a 3 way? This can mean either during or before it starts.

And most importantly... Why does 3MB not have a Wikipedia page?!?!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

And most importantly...Great question!!

I would love to see, for example, Mr. Blue Money In The Bank, Damien Sandow, win the 2014 Royal Rumble. Then go on to WrestleMania and challenge the WWE Champion, win the WWE Title, and at the end of the night, cash in on the World Champion, and win the World Title. Just give it to us already.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

 

[King Patrick Star]

Introducing the Champions of GCW

GCW Women’s Champion, Harley Quinn

GCW Internet Champion, Joker

GCW Million Dollar Champion, Catwoman

Catwoman stole the Belt from the Chairman, Owner, Co-Founder, and King of Gotham Championship Wrestling, Bruce Wayne. Mr. Wayne tells her to keep the Belt under one condition, she must defend it.

GCW World Champion, Two-Face

After winning the GCW World Championship, Two-Face wanted a Title Belt that suited only him, so he destroyed the GCW World Championship Title Belt. Immediately regretting it, Harvey Dent had a second GCW World Championship Title Belt made. Now carrying two Belts, one “shiny” and one “dull” the GCW Championship, according to Two-Face, “Looks twice as nice!!”

The New United Underworld Organization…The nUUo...The N – Double U – O

 

[King Patrick Star]

Unified GCW World Tag Team Champions...

Robin

Nightwing

Batman (Black suit, Sin Cara Negro parody)

Batman Family

According to the “Free-Bat” rule, any two of the three members of the team are allowed to defend the Tag Titles on any given night.

Undisputed GCW Intercontinental Champion, Batman (Blue suit, Sin Cara Azul parody)

After unifying the GCW United States Championship and the GCW European Championship, the GCW Commissioner, James Worthington Gordon, awards Batman with the Undisputed GCW Intercontinental Championship Title Belt.

Batman Incorporated

 

[King Patrick Star]

My Jakks 1 / 500 Leather and Die-Cast Belts.

They actually look okay on my Son’s 12 inch John Cena.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

You have so much cool stuff Pat. I'm jelly.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Commemorative
Shop.WWE Kids Size
Mattel Action Figure
Mattel Kids Size

 

[King Patrick Star]

The Chairman, Owner, CEO and King of Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment!!

The Undisputed WWE WCW ECW TNA World Heavyweight Champion of Champions!!

Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

My current setup.

 

[King Patrick Star]

I recently got my hands on WWE 2K14. I'm im the process of setting up my 2 favorite aspects of Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment...Champions and Stables.

From Smackdown vs. Raw 2007 to WWE 2K14...
Who are your Champions??
Who are your Stables??

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I have no idea what my champions were in previous years WWE games, but off the top of my head, this is what I think they are in WWE 2K14 at present.

I have 4 brands in my Universe:

Monday: Nitro
Wednesday: Raw Is War
Thursday: ECW
Friday: SmackDown

Each brand has around 30 wrestlers and 5 Divas.
Each brand has their own World and Mid-Card Titles
Raw/Smackdown share a Womens, Tag Team, Cruiserweight, Hardcore and secondary Mid-Card Title.
Nitro/ECW share a Womens, Tag Team, Cruiserweight, Hardcore and secondary Mid-Card Title.

My Champions

Raw Is War

WWE Attitude Era World Champion: Randy Orton No1 Contender: Nathan Reso(my CAW)
WWE Intercontinental Champion: Daniel Bryan No1 Contender: Rob Van Dam

Smackdown

WWE Undisputed Champion Triple H No1 Contender: Bret "Hit Man" Hart
WWE United States Champion: Owen Hart No1 Contender: John Morrison

Shared between Raw/Smackdown

WWE World Tag Team Champions: Hardy Boyz No1 Contenders: The Outsiders
WWE Divas Champion: Lita No1 Contender: Paige
WWE Hardcore Champion: Rhino No1 Contender: Wade Barrett
WWE European Champion: Jeff Jarrett No1 Contender: Antonio Cesaro
WWE Light Heavyweight Champion: Low-Ki No1 Contender: Billy Kidman

Nitro

World Heavyweight Champion: Stone Cold Steve Austin No1 Contender: Ric Flair
WCW United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio No1 Contender: Chris Jericho

ECW

ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Raven No1 Contender: AJ Styles
ECW Television Champion: Vampiro No1 Contender: Ken Shamrock

Shared between Nitro/ECW

ECW Tag Team Champions: Dudley Boyz No1 Contenders: The Steiners
WWE Womens Champion: Velvet Sky No1 Contender: Trish Stratus
WCW Hardcore Champion: New Jack No1 Contender: Ryback
WCW Television Champion: Samoa Joe No1 Contender: Cody Rhodes
WCW Cruiserweight Champion: Ultimo Dragon No1 Contender: Rey Mysterio

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

These are my factions/stables on WWE 2K14. I can't remember what brands all of them are on, but here is the overall list I think.

The Dudley Boyz
The Hardy Boyz
Edge & Christian
Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley)
The Impact Players (Lance Storm & Justin Credible)
The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero & Antonio Cesaro)
Air Boom (Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne)
Mick Foley & Terry Funk
The Flock (Raven, Vampiro, Perry Saturn, Corey Graves, Julio Deniro)
Rob Van Dam & Sabu
Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels & Kazarian)
The Outsiders (Kevin Nash & Scott Hall)
The Steiners (Rick & Scott)
The Briscoe Brothers (Jay & Mark)
The Beautiful People (Angelina Love & Velvet Sky)
The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart, Davey Boy Smith & Owen Hart)
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins)
The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn)
The Pitbulls (Pitbull #1 & Pitbull #2)
Los Guerreros (Eddie & Chavo)
The Four Horsemen (Ric Flair, Bobby Roode, Magnus, James Storm)
Kane & X-Pac
Rybaxel (Ryback & Curtis Axel)
LAX (Alberto Del Rio, Homicide & Hernandez)
Triple Threat (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko & Chris Benoit)
The Rhodes Dynasty (Cody Rhodes & Goldust)

 

[King Patrick Star]

Here’s the newest addition to my collection. It’s the toy version of the Big Network.

 

[King Patrick Star]

The current Gotham City Wrestling Internet Champion and newly crowned Gotham City Wrestling Rated R SuperStar Champion, The Joker!!

The newly crowned Gotham City Wrestling Legends Champion and the newly crowned Gotham City Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion, Batman and Bat-Mite!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Does anyone else find these coincidental??

Number of large rubies on the Big Gold Belt = 16
Number of World Title reigns recognized by the WWE = 16
Number of total stones on the Big Gold Belt (large and small rubies and diamonds on the crown) = 22
Number of World Title reigns including the ones not recognized by the WWE = 22 (I could be off by 1 or 2 depending on who you ask)

Was this previously discussed??

 

[King Patrick Star]

 

[King Patrick Star]

I’ve been playing WWE Immortals on my phone and thought this could be a great Stable. This could be the greatest Stable of all time.

Evolved

Intercontinental Champion, Daniel Bryan
United States Champion, John Cena
The next WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton

Imagine they come out to actual ring gear that looks like what they are wearing in the picture above. The kids would eat it up!! Action figure sales would go through the roof. This would quite entertaining. Think Hurricane, only this time there are not only 3 of them, but the 3 of them are World Championship caliber SuperStars.

 

[King Patrick Star]

The Pat-Cave / The Fortress of Pat-titude!!