Random Rhetorical Rants

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to the first RRR of 2012. I am Patrick Star, Chief Executive Officer of Extreme World Championship Wrestling and the General Manger to both WWE SuperStars (my Monday show) and WCW Nitro (my Friday show). It’s been a while, but that’s only because of WWE 12 the Video Game. “Bigger, Badder, Better”…I guess it’s a better slogan than “Bigger, Worse, Better”.

Brodus Clay…what the Funk!? Snoop Dogg must have absolutely nothing to do with that idea or everything to do with that idea.

I would like to see Chris Jericho become the first WWE SuperStar to win the Royal Rumble, Money In The Bank and King Of The Ring in the same year.

The Four Horsemen, with James J. Dillon, are going to be inducted in this year’s WWE Hall Of Fame. What about the other 11 Horsemen??

Chris Jericho comes back to the WWE, but is not in WWE 12 the Video Game. Batista is in WWE 12 the Video Game, but didn’t come back to the WWE. The question is what happened to my sig pic!?

The All American – American Champion of the United State of America. Finally. Now all we’re missing is Jack Swagger vs. Kurt Angle for the US Title at WM.

Kofi Kingston has won the World Tag Team Titles with the Straight Edge SuperStar, CM Punk and the WWE Tag Team Titles with the daring high flyer, Evan Bourne. What would the team of CM Punk and Evan Bourne be called?? Dare.

I think the WWE should have stuck with the 40-Man Royal Rumble format and have 10 of those spots for one time returning Legends. If one of those Legends wins the RR match, then sign them to a contract for 6 months.

Okay, what about having a Raw Royal Rumble match and a Smackdown Royal Rumble match. If I can do it in WWE 12 without using a SuperStar twice, so can the WWE.

Announcing that SuperStars who have a match at the Royal Rumble aside from the Royal Rumble match itself can be included in the Royal Rumble match kind of gives away the fact that the winner will most likely be one of those men, right??

The IWC has complained about PPVs being named after the Main Event’s stipulation, for example, Elimination Chamber, Extreme Rules, Fatal 4 Way, Money In The Bank, Hell In A Cell, TLC, etc. No one ever mentions changing the name Royal Rumble. Interesting.

At WrestleMania XXVIII, I want to see a celebrity match, a Money In The Bank Ladder match, 6 Title matches, an Undertaker match against anyone except for anyone he’s faced before especially Kane, HBK, and HHH, and the Main Attraction match between The Rock and Cena. That’s 10 matches right there. Why do I have a feeling the WWE will only go with 5 of my ideas?? Can you guess which 5 I think they will go with??

Looking at the current Champions in the WWE and in TNA, it looks as if they are both running their companies using the Taboo Tuesday system. IWC Rules and they know it.

At Bragging Rights 2012, right before the Main Event, I would love to see Nickleback face Green Day in a Battle for Band Supremacy to go along with the Raw vs. Smackdown Battle for Brand Supremacy theme of the evening. You know you would too. Admit it!! (Yes, I saw Tribute To The Troops and yes, when they did the Raw theme, it got me hyped.)

Would anyone like to see Smackdown and ROH do a Talent Exchange similar to the Smackdown and ECW a few years back?? Would anyone like to see Raw and TNA / IW do a Talent Exchange similar to the Raw and ECW a few years back??

If I haven’t already, I’m going to make it official right now. My WWE Universe in WWE 12 is more exciting than Vince’s WWE Universe.

 

[King Patrick Star]

What up!? I’m back for another 15 thoughts that popped in my head.

Austin Aries says he’s beaten everyone in the X-Division and is even considering retiring with the X-Division Title. There is one man he has yet to face. I say make it a Unification match. TNA X-Division Champion, Austin Aries vs. TNA Television Champion, Robbie E. for the TNA X-Television Championship. XTV Title. I like the sound of that.

In the 2012 Royal Rumble match, I would have rather removed the following SuperStars from the Main Event: The Mid-Card Champions, Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes, and United States Champion, Jack Swagger, WWE Tag Team Champions, Primo and Epico, WWE Announcers, Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole, and the contenders to the WWE and World Titles, Dolph Ziggler, and Big Show. That’s 8 spots right there. Now the question is, who should have filled those 8 spots?? I can think of a few Raw and Smackdown SuperStars as well as Legends that should have been included instead.

Sheamus is the 2012 Royal Rumble winner. Of course, I think Jericho should have won, but I’m okay with the idea of Sheamus winning.

What the hell is going on with Eric Young?? Yes it’s funny, but come on. This guy is a World Title away from being the 3rd ever TNA Grand Slam Champion…unless you count the World Beer Drinking Title…which I do…cause it spins.

Gail Kim and Madison Rayne have held on to the Knockouts World and Tag Titles for a while now. A Beautiful People reunion would be nice right about now, with Lacey winning the World Title as the centerpiece.

So there was talk of having a WWE Women’s / Divas Tag Team Titles. How about, instead of that, we bring back the Women’s Title, and then have both Bellas win the Women’s and Divas Title (like in my WWE 12 Universe), and then have defend the straps together. At least we will get the possibility of having a great Women’s Division with the current not so great Divas Division.

I think Kane should go after Randy Orton as well, and turn both Cena and Orton into a Heel Tag Team.

WM XXVIII MITB Ladder match should consist of all Cruiserweights featuring the returns of Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara.

Why do I have a feeling that Mr. McMahon will face Triple H and WM XXVIII??

Finally, Iron Mike Tyson is going to be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame!! I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. I think the best person to induct him would be Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels, but I bet Triple H will do it.

When the Undertaker goes up for his Hall Of Fame speech, will he be in character??

On the last WCW Nitro, the Main Event was Ric Flair vs. Sting. If WCW won the Monday Night Wars, what would have been Raw’s final Main Event?? Austin vs. Rock is where my money is.

Did anyone else applaud Triple H for turning down Undertaker’s challenge and being the bigger person?? I’m glad he didn’t accept Undertaker’s WM Streak match # 20, but then again, there is plenty of time left.

I guess Jericho is going after the WWE Title. I wish he would have hit the ref first and then challenged both WWE and World Champion…then again, where would that leave Sheamus?? (hint: Undertaker needs an opponent at WM XXVIII)

Who picked the 5 SuperStars to challenge CM Punk for the WWE Title at Elimination Chamber?? I would have gone with a different lineup. For Raw, I would have picked Dolph Ziggler, John Cena, Kane, Zack Ryder, and Chris Jericho. This sounds more like a Johnny Ace move. “To make up for my mistake, I’m giving Zack Ryder a shot at the WWE Championship. If Zack cannot compete by Elimination Chamber, then his spot will be left empty, and Punk will only have to face 4 SuperStars”. That should get some “Boos” from the crowd.

Now to think of 15 more.

 

[King Patrick Star]

I am the BEST in the World at what I do…

The Raw debate last Monday was pretty entertaining to say the least. Can we please have one of these for the Smackdown Elimination Chamber participants??

Did anyone else get excited when Jericho mentioned that he has had more Title reigns than the other 5 Red Elimination Chamber SuperStars?? #Best In The World…at what he does!!

Bully Ray should have won at Against All Odds. That’s all I have to say about that.

I’m not sure if I read this right, but the spoilers say that TNA has announced their Lockdown Main Event. What the hell happened to the Victory Road main event??

This year’s TNA Lockdown Main Event should be: Bobby Roode, Robbie E, Austin Aries, Samoa Joe and Magnus vs. the number one contenders to their respective Titles in a Lethal Lockdown match.

So, Dolph and Vickie for Hornswoggle and a box of Spiders…Hornswoggle’s new ring name would have to be “Lil Jimmy”, right??

I’ve been reading a lot of people saying that Dolph and Vickie should split up. I’m thinking the exact opposite. I think they should add more Stars to their Stable.

I’m starting to like Michael Cole’s character. It reminds me of a combination of Bobby, the “Brain”, Heenan and the “Mouth of the South”, Jimmy Hart.

I think Sting should be so happy with Hogan’s Face turn, that he suggests to Dixie the start up a second show and have Hogan run it the same way as Sting is running Impact…with a smile.

What’s worse than Tag Teams without a Tag Team name?? Tag Team Champions without a Tag Team name. Primo and Epico = Cool Caribbeans. Samoa Joe and Magnus = The Atlantic / Pacific Connection. See, was that so hard??

I read somewhere on the World Wide Web an idea of having The Kliq run things in the WWE. Triple H as the COO, Shawn Michaels as the Raw GM, and Kevin Nash as the Smackdown GM. Well with Sting as the Impact GM, I think I like this idea. Wolfpac is not in the house, they run the house!!

The Undertaker and DX were a few of the leaders of the Attitude Era, but there are others from that Era that are still in the WWE today. Chris Jericho, Big Show and Kane just to name a few. Did the future King (by marriage) forget about them during his talk with best friend??

I’m going to Orlando on November 2013. If I somehow get tickets to Impact, I’m going to be the only one there with a Zema Ion sign wearing my TNA World Title Belt (v.1), TNA LeGloVision Title Belt (the strap is pink, not red for some damn / dumb reason), TNA X-Division Title Belt, and TNA Tag Team Title Belt. If my brother is there too, I’m sure he’ll have his TNA Tag Title Belt.

I’m going to call it right now, WWE Champion, Kofi Kingston and World Champion, Santino Marella heading into WrestleMania XXVIII. With Rock vs. Cena, now is the only time the WWE can actually afford to experiment. Okay, I wouldn’t even do that in WWE 12. HAHA!!

I will be in Jersey for WrestleMania XXIX!! And XXVIII and XXX!!

…and after WrestleMania XXVIII, the World will never ever be the same again!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

It’s ShowTime!!

I want to see SuperFly Jimmy Snuka, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Ricky The Dragon Steamboat vs. Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and Barry Windham in a 6 Man Tag match with Ric Flair as the Special Guest Referee. That’s how you open a WrestleMania.

John Laurinaitis vs. Theodore Long. Raw vs. Smackdown. The Aces vs. The MacMillitants. I have a feeling that if Johnny wins, we’re going to be seeing more of him because he’s a Heel. I have a feeling that if Teddy wins, we’re going to be seeing less of him because he’s a Face. Let’s go Teddy!!

Santino should be defending the United States Championship at WrestleMania and Orton should be Captain of Team Teddy.

Regardless of the outcome, I hope at least one of these teams sticks together and form an actual Stable.

American Perfection sounds good, but not as good as Zig-Swag.

It looks like Boom-Truth will be a part of Teddy’s Team, so where does this leave Primo and Epico and the Tag Team Titles?? Please don’t tell me it will be a Tag Team Championship Dark match vs. the Usos. At the very least, make it the opening contest.

Crimson Heel turn with the Undefeated Streak intact?? That could mean one of two things. Matt Morgan will break the streak or Crimson will headline Bound For Glory VIII.

Like Kurt Angle’s Euro-Continental Championship run, I still believe Austin Aries is perfect for a Television-X Championship run. TNA isn’t doing much with the Television Title anyway.

So Mr. Kennedy Anderson is back. Wouldn’t it have been a tad better if it was Christopher Daniels and Kaz vs. A.J. Styles and a mystery partner at Victory Road?? Mr. @$$#0!3 should have returned at the PPV.

Eric Young is one half of the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions, keyword Knockouts. Normally I would be in an uproar about this, but can the WWE and / or TNA create a Mixed Tag Team Championship already!?

In 1989, at WrestleMania V, if Hulk Hogan sang and Macho Man rapped, would that have gone over?? American Made vs. Be A Man. Maybe not.

I’m not going to lie. I did mark out when Cena entered the ring. The music brought back memories with the throwback everything. The throwback jersey, the throwback cap, the throwback chain and the throwback rap. The throwback entrance, the original sensation. I was a member of the Chain Gang, but deported myself from the CeNation. #Boots2@$$es!! vs. #NutsDeadInYourFace!!

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that every Championship defended at WM XXVIII will change hands. I love Title changes, and I can’t see a reason why any of the current Champions would retain.

Remember when I said that my Universe in WWE 12 was better than the actual WWE Universe?? Well, just like the Vince WWE, mine got stale.

I finally got the Mattel WWE United States Championship Title Belt. I can, once again, say that my collection is complete…for now.

Ta-ta for now!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Party in the city where the Heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn…

First, I think the General Managers match at WM should have been a 7-on-7 Elimination match.

I would have liked to replace David Otunga and Drew McIntyre with Christian and Alberto Del Rio. That would have made Team Ace the WWE’s version of the Main Event Mafia. Go ahead and think about it for a second.

I would have substituted Santino Marella with Drew McIntyre. Face turn with a possibility of a Heel turn at the end of the match.

I would have rather seen Kane as the Captain of Team Johnny and Randy Orton as the Captain of Team Teddy.

I would have like to have had a United States Title match between the current Captains, Santino and Otunga.

I hope the Bella Twins get involved at WM. I’m just saying.

I want Sheamus and Undertaker to win. I think that’s a lock.

I want The Rock, Big Show and Chris Jericho to win. I think that’s a losing gamble.

I’m guessing Primo is going to have his second WrestleMania Tag Team Championship Dark match??

I would have been happier if the Divas match at Mania was a Fatal Four Way for the Divas Title instead of a bathroom break Tag match.

I change my mind about Maria Menounos winning the Divas Championship. I now would love it if she brought the Title to Extra.

Hogan running Impact as a Face will be very interesting. It will get stale faster than running Impact as a Heel, but at least it’s new.

Sting would have been a great GM for Xplosion. I cannot state that enough.

I’m starting to think that Team 3D should reunite, but as a Stable instead of a Tag Team. Bully Ray as the World Title chaser, Devon as the Mid-Card Title holder, maybe Devon’s kids as the Tag Team Title contenders, and, I’m reaching here, but Spike or even Johnny Devine as the X-Division Title challenger. Better yet, have the Pope gun for the X-Title.

WM XXIX Main Events. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. CM Punk vs. Randy Orton. Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena. These two Triple Threat matches would blow the roof off of MetLife Stadium. Wait, there’s no roof??

...I’m going to Miami. Welcome to Miami.

 

[King Patrick Star]

WM Hangover.

"Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!” I like it!! It’s catchy!! It is the next step from “What??” What’s the next step after “Yes!!”??

"Vince McMahon!! Vince McMahon!! Vince McMahon!!" That's what we should be chanting!!

Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena. I hope Brock has signed on to fight a few other SuperStars on PPV between Extreme Rules 2012 and WM XXIX.

Now is our chance for a Lesnar vs. Goldberg rematch.

Johnny Ace vs. Hulk Hogan. Hogan as a Face GM just reminds me of CCW. The new permanent GM of 2/3 of the WWE Universe seems a little more interesting to me.

Regal should align himself with Mr. Laurinaitis very soon.

If I were Laurinaitis, I would appoint a Raw Assistant Manager and a Smackdown Assistant Manager. Let’s see. I’d pick Stone Cold Steve Austin for Raw @$$. Man. and The Rock for Smackdown @$$. Man.

I’d also pick Chris Jericho for NXT @$$ Man. and Kurt Angle for FCW @$$ Man.

I think Primo and Epico and Punk should have dropped the Titles at WM XXVIII, but I guess that’s just me.

I hope Big Show brings back the last version of the Intercontinental Title Belt back. You know, the one with the nameplate.

I’d like to see the following Title matches at Lockdown. Tag Team Title match, Samoa Joe and Magnus vs. The Motor City Machine Guns. Why not?? Who else??

X-Division Title match, Austin Aries vs. Zema Ion. I’d like to see Ion walk out with the Gold.

Television Title match, Devon vs. Kurt Angle. Let’s make Angle a TNA Grand Slam Champion.

Knockouts Title match, Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky. You know what it is.

Knockouts Tag Team Title match, Eric Young and ODB vs. Lita and Chyna.

I'm ready for Lockdown!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

I believe the new WWE TV GM should have given out Title shots at Extreme Rules to Team Johnny after his team won him his new permanent job (I would have done the same if Team Teddy won). Right now, there seems to be an air of confusion as to who does what and goes where in the WWE.

Brie (or Nikki) should have received a WWE Divas Title shot.

Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler (or R-Truth and Kofi Kingston) should have received a WWE Tag Team Title shot.

Mark Henry (or The Great Khali) should have received a WWE United States Title shot.

The Miz (or Zack Ryder) should have received a WWE Intercontinental Title shot.

Drew McIntyre (or Santino Marella) should have received a World Title shot.

David Otunga (or Booker T.) should have received a WWE Title shot.

Alberto Del Rio getting a World Title shot after WM XXVIII makes as much sense as Swagger and Ziggler getting a Triple Threat United States Title match on Raw. It’s not right, but it’s okay.

At the 2012 WWE Draft, I would like to see Big Show to Raw and Santino Marella to Smackdown…again, with their respective Titles. I’m going to keep saying it till the Titles are exactly where I want them.

My 3 year old son created his own Finishing Move called the “Slam-Jack”, though every other day, the move seems to change little by little. It started as a Body-Slam, turned into a Power-Slam, and now it’s like an FU / AA but instead of left to right, he kind of throws his opponent forward. Oh, by the way, to set this move up (Signature Move), he has his opponent laying on the ground, he does Cena’s “U Can’t See Me” taunt, but then drops the People’s Elbow. Then he prepares for the “Slam-Jack” Yeah, that’s my Prince!!

It’s April 3, 2012 and I’m still a Jericho-holic.

I’m convinced that CM Punk is the Best Wrestler In The World…right now…followed by Sheamus at number 2…and then Bobby Roode at number 3.

I rank the Mid-Card Champions as # 1 – Big Show, # 2 – Santino Marella, # 3 – Devon, and # 4 – Austin Aries, in that order.

With that said, my heart says Primo and Epico are the Best Tag Team Wrestlers in the World right now, but this is a case where you think with your head and not your heart. Samoa Joe and Magnus is just killing it right now for me.

369 Days left till WM XXIX!!

Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Here come the pain!!

Team Son vs. Team Father in a Lethal Lockdown match?? That’s the best they can come up with this year?? I say put Eric and Garett in a one-on-one Cage match and make the Lethal Lockdown match Team Champions vs. Team Challengers with all the TNA Titles on the line.

So TNA and Spike have reached a new deal where there will be more TNA programming. My suggestion is the re-brand TNA Xplosion with the first hour dedicated to the X-Division and the second hour dedicated to the Knockouts Division. Either that or just make Xplosion TNA’s Smackdown.

So the current rumors for the WM XXIX Main Events are The Rock vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Title and Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. CM Punk. I would rather see The Rock vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. CM Punk in a Fatal Four Way Elimination match for the Undisputed WWE World Title.

The other rumored match for WM XXIX is The Undertaker vs. John Cena. My son is not going to be happy if his Hero faces the WM Streak. I don’t see Undertaker going 21-0 or even 20-1, BUT I am starting to think we may end up seeing 20-0-1. Think about it. Cena can’t lose 3 straight WM’s in a row. It’s Jjjjoooohhhhnnnn Cccceeeennnnaaaa!!

With these 3 Titles rumored to happen, makes you really think how the WWE and the WWE Universe and the IWC really look at the World Title. It truly is “today’s” Intercontinental Title. At the very least, someone could have started a rumor saying Jericho will face Kurt Angle at WM XXIX for the World Title. Something. Anything.

I’ll be honest. The last time I saw NXT was the last episode on TV. I read that NXT is a brand now and not just a televised WWE Developmental show. Are people chanting WWECW!! WWECW!! WWECW!!

NXT should just become Raw’s new Heat and FCW should just become Smackdown’s new Velocity and SuperStars should change to Saturday Night’s Main Event. Put them all on TV.

The Nature Boy Ric Flair has two WWE Hall Of Fame Rings!! I think he should get one more for Evolution and a TNA Hall Of Fame Ring as well.

As a matter of fact, the first two inductees into the TNA Hall Of Fame should be Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair, followed by Jeff Jarrett and have A. J. Styles as the first active Wrestler inducted into the TNA Hall Of Fame.

Dusty Rhodes inducted the Four Horsemen. Going by that logic, I would like to see Sting induct the New World Order and The Undertaker (or Stone Cold Steve Austin) induct D-Generation X.

If SuperStars, Tag Teams, and Stables can be inducted into the Hall Of Fame, should couples be taken into consideration??

There’s all this talk about Paul Heyman coming back to manage Brock Lesnar. I think a better manager for Brock would be Sable. Now that’s a Power couple.

Please correct me if I’m wrong. Big Show, Kane and CM Punk are the only SuperStars to hold the WWE, WCW / World, and ECW Titles. Impressive.

Please correct me if I’m wrong. Edge and Big Show are the only SuperStars to hold the WWE, WCW / World, Intercontinental, United States, WWE Tag Team and World Tag Team, and by default, the Unified WWE World Tag Team Titles. Very Impressive.

Anyone still playing WWE 12?? I think with Brock’s return, interest has sparked up again. Now let’s get Batista back and have them face each other at WM XXIX.

Who's next!?

 

[King Patrick Star]

VKM!! VKM!! VKM!!

Championships I would like to see return / created and who I would like to see as the Champion(s):

To Raw:

Women’s Championship – I don’t care what has to happen to make this happen, make this happen and keep the Women on Raw and the Divas on Smackdown. Make it so it feels like the Women’s Title is the WWE / World Title, and the Divas Title is like the Intercontinental / United States Title. You know what I mean. Kharma is the one.

Light Heavyweight Championship – Here’s a Championship that could be placed in the background and at the same time, help the smaller WWE SuperStars. I think this Title should go to Raw. Sin Cara would look great with the Belt for a few months.

To Smackdown:

Cruiserweight Championship – If the Light Heavyweight Title returns to Raw, then it’s only right that the Cruiserweight Title returns to Smackdown. Rey Mysterio should have is 9th reign if the Title returns.

World Tag Team Championship – I feel that the World Tag Team Championship should return and make Smackdown its new home. Make the WWE Tag Team Titles exclusive to Raw. That’s all I gotta say about that. I’d like to see Big Show and Kane have one more run with the Straps.

Cross Branded (SuperStars / NXT):

European Championship – Now here me out. I believe this Title can be activated and only defended in Europe during WWE European Tours. It could even be a sort of European King Of The Ring Tournament that would crown the winner the WWE European Champion. Drew McIntyre could use this to get to the next level.

Hardcore Championship – This title could help out a few lower card SuperStars, and help give NXT the first step to the next level. Plus, this Title wouldn’t really be in the way. Slap on the 24/7 rule and you can go from comedy to tragedy with a flip of the script. I’d reinstate the Hardcore Championship with a 6-man Hardcore Elimination match with Mick Foley as the Special Guest Referee.

Million Dollar Championship – Ted DiBiase, in my opinion, should just always have this on him. If two of his brothers come up to the Bigs, I’d like to see the creation of the…

Million Dollar Tag Team Championship – See above.

Internet Championship – Let’s face it. It may not be “official”, but it’s real. Why not have the Internet Title defended on SuperStars and NXT, since they are on the Internet. I’d also go with defending at House Shows regularly. Of course, I would start with Zack Ryder, and whoever from there.

Six-Man Tag Team Championship – This could be the key to bringing back Stables. Imagine the multiple combinations we could have here. It’s an easy way to get 6 SuperStars with one shot. For this, I’d like to see Primo and Epico bring back Carlito to really dominate both Tag Team Divisions, and then maybe have Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, and Alberto Del Rio challenge them.

Am I the only one waiting for TNA IW to change the name of the Television Title back to the Legends Title??

Am I the only one waiting for TNA IW to change the name of the Television Title back to the Global Title??

What do you want to happen first, WWE Title Belt design changed or Eric Young dropping the Knockouts Tag Team Titles??

I hope Samoa Joe and Magnus hold on to the Tag Team Titles longer than Demolition on their first reign.

As always, if Hogan turns Heel one more time, I’m jumping sides as well. 4 Life!!

VKM!! VKM!! VKM!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Coming down the aisle, weighing 226 lbs., from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, he is the Undisputed WWE WCW World Heavyweight Champion…

I wish the Bellas would stay with the WWE. Then again, I’ve wished for Trish, Lita, Stacy and Torrie to come back. Oh well!! It’s better to have loved and lost than to not lust at all.

We need a new Ms. Hancock / Tessmacher. Basically, I’m asking for a new Diva / Knockout with Specs Appeal.

Does anyone find it odd that the Four Horsemen never won the NWA / WCW World Six-Man Tag Team Titles??

Since there was such a thing as the 6-Man Tag Titles, why wasn’t the 8-Man Tag Titles created?? Surely the Horsemen would have held those at least 4 times.

I was expecting Stone Cold to come out, stun Jericho and save…the beer Y2J was wasting.

Brock Lesnar needs a manager. I’d also like to see him on the BA* commercials. “Yeah, I used to pick on kids when I was younger. Now, I’m going to pick on the children’s hero.”

If Brodus Clay was supposed to use the “Hall Of Pain” gimmick, was Mark Henry going to go with the Funkasaurus gimmick??

I thought for sure that Yoshi Tatsu was about to form an alliance with Lord Tensai. Either that, or Tatsu is wished well in his future endeavors.

In my opinion, Hulk Hogan is Superman, Ric Flair is Lex Luthor and Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner is Bizarro.

Ric Flair might be a 2 Time WWE Hall Of Famer, but if you think about it, he really is a 6 Time Hall Of Famer. I guess if they don’t count all of Flair’s 21 World Titles, they subsequently won’t count all of his Hall Of Fame awards.

Inter-Promotional match up for the Video Game Championship (there is a Television Title and an Internet Title, so why not). Suicide vs. Jacob Cass. Book it!!

This year’s Mr. Money In The Bank should be Chris Jericho.

This year’s King Of The Ring should be Chris Jericho.

Next year’s Royal Rumble winner should be Chris Jericho.

The next WWE Champion should be Chris Jericho.

Here is your winner, and still the Undisputed WWE WCW World Heavyweight Champion…

 

[HitmanFan4ever]

@SS #OLE is trending Worldwide…

If I could change a few things around:

WM XIX

Vince McMahon vs. The Rock would have taken place at WM XIX. After everything the Rock accomplished, he should have been given one match with the Boss at WM. With WM X-Seven vs. Shane, WM XIX vs. Hulk, WM 22 vs. HBK, and WM XXVI vs. the Hitman, it seems like Rocky is the only one who didn’t get a WM match against VKM that should have.

Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin would have taken place at WM XIX. Icon vs. Icon II. After going one on one with the Icon of Smackdown, the Immortal, Hollywood Hulk Hogan faces the Icon of Raw. Back to Back Dream Matches at WMs, Hogan’s run would have been a little more memorable.

WM XX

Evolution, Ric Flair, Randy Orton, Batista and Eugene vs. Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Al Snow, and Mikey Whipwreck (or Tommy Dreamer, if Mikey is unavailable). This would have been more acceptable, even in defeat, than the Rock N Sock Handicap match. I think Orton should have defended the Intercontinental Title against Foley, but oh well.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock III should have taken place at WM XX. Madison Square Garden. Austin / Rock III. This should have been both Superstars’ “final” match. Philadelphia to Houston to New York (instead of Seattle) would have sounded just a little bit better in the history books.

Hulk Hogan vs. Vince McMahon should have taken place at WM XX. Madison Square Garden. Where It All Began…but who created WrestleMania?? HulkAMania vs. McMahonIa. HulkAManiacs vs. McMahonIacs. This should have been Hogan’s final match, win, lose, or draw. Rowdy Roddy Piper making an appearance at this particular venue would have been a step better than the one at XIX. Add “Cowboy” Bob Orton, “Mr. Wonderful”, Paul Orndorff, “Superfly”, Jimmy Snuka, and Mr. T., and we would have had a WM moment we would never forget.

This would make the debate of which WM was the greatest a little bit closer.

Are we going to get Kharma vs. the Sister of Destruction in a Triple Threat match for the WWE Divas Championship??

I don’t have much to say on the Fortune subject, except that I think Fortune should replace the TNA World Champion. I think Christopher Daniels should have a change of heart and rejoin the group. I think the TNA Tag Team Champions, Team Red White and Blue, Crimson and Blueprint, should join Fortune. I think Eric Young should join Bobby Roode.

Now I think it’s time for an Upper Mid-Carder like, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Samoa Joe, Rob Van Dam or Kurt Angle to take the Television Title to new heights, much like what they did for the Hardcore, European, and Intercontinental Titles.

Even thought Triple H is COO of WWE, I still believe we will see him as WWE and World Champion at least one time each.

I’m just not going to let this go. The Million Dollar Champion, Ted DiBiase and the Internet Champion, Zack Ryder should form a new Tag Team, as the Million Dollar Internet Sensations, Team “YouTwitFace”. Thanks Conan!! Notice that the face plates for Ryder’s Belt is in the same order as Conan’s joke. C-O-N-Spiracy!! Conan should be a Raw Guest Host and mange these two.

Why didn’t Vince McMahon just let Eric Bischoff run Raw with Shane let Paul Heyman run Smackdown with Stephanie and just retire around 2002?? We could have either had a better or worse, but at least we would have had different. There would have been a very creative, yet secure checks and balances that would have made magic. I sound like a politician trying to talk my way to winning votes.

I’m starting to think Stone Cold vs. Randy Orton and Undertaker vs. CM Punk for WM XXVIII would be the perfect compliment to the Rock vs. John Cena. I want to see two Superstars who have never held the WWE or World Title challenge for the WWE and World Championships at WM.

Bound For Glory 2012’s Main Event for the TNA IW World Title better not involve Sting (in 4 in a row), Kurt Angle (in 3, 4 if you count 2006), Jeff Jarrett (in the first 2), Hulk Hogan, or Ric Flair. There, I said it. I rather see Samoa Joe vs. A. J. Styles vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson vs. Bobby Roode in a King Of The Mountain match with Rhino as the Special Guest Outside Enforcing Referee.

WrestleMania XV and Bound For Glory VII. What do they have in common?? Skipping these two events at “Home” are two of my biggest Wrestling regrets of all time. I wish I didn’t miss either PPV.

@Hashtag #At.
I’m just not going to figure all that out.

i know this is from another rant but why in the hell do wrestlers stop other wrestlers from throwing people over the top rope in the RR?!

 

[King Patrick Star]

i know this is from another rant but why in the hell do wrestlers stop other wrestlers from throwing people over the top rope in the RR?!

That is an extremely great point to ponder.

 

[King Patrick Star]

It is time to (re)introduce the Lex-O-Meter. Lex Luger longest reign as United States Champion…74.71429 weeks. Santino Marella…6 weeks!!

The Circle Of Champions (Stable composed of the current Champions in the WWE) vs. The Aces (John Lauranitis’ Stable).

Smackdown should be live every Tuesday and Hall Of Famers and Legends should make appearances every week on both Raw and Smackdown.

I wouldn’t mind if Raw went Attitude Era and Smackdown went Golden Age permanently.

I guess Big Show is going to continue to use the Classic Intercontinental Strap. Oh well!!

Please, someone do a Book This! of the WWE post WM XXVIII with Teddy Long as the General Manager of Raw and Smackdown. I would be very interested in that “What If”.

It seems like Johnny Ace has already formed his Empire right from under our noses with ALL of the Heels in the WWE Universe. Indeed, clouded by the Darkside, our judgment has.

I think “Did You Know” should start showing WWE stats. I’d like to see facts like number of Title reigns for a SuperStar or the list of Titles a SuperStar has held.

Can someone please start bringing “If Jericho loses, we riot!!” signs to the events?? Please!? They might listen.

Isn’t it about that time TNA run their annual “They” storyline??

I think the Horsemen should have made the save for Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio. That would have been a sight to see.

Better yet, the Horsemen should have made the save for Cody Rhodes. That would have been a sight to see!!

So who would win this Fatal Four Way match?? John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Lord Tensai vs. Ryback.

Bret the Hitman Hart and the Honky Tonk Man would have made a pretty good Tag Team. I’d love to see if Tyson Kidd and Heath Slater given some time to work together in a Face / Heel Tag Team.

I think Pro Wrestlers and Sports Entertainers should never retire. They can “retire”, but never actually retire. As they get older, they should start moving away from the Sports Wrestler side and start moving towards the Pro Entertainer side.

I will miss Eric Bischoff on TV as much as I miss Paul Heyman on TV.

Join me next time for an update on the Lex-O-Meter!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

2 weeks down!! I ordered my Ultra Deluxe Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship Title Belt version 2 on the “Pro Grade” strap with engraved Gold Tips on both ends on 04/12/12. A&J’s Belts said it would take 3 to 4 weeks for the Belt to be in my hands. That’s 05/10/12 at the latest.

So far, I have provided 2 great user name changes for fellow WZers. “H.ard A.s a M.oderator” and “Brock Goldberg”. I can’t wait till the 3rd one pops up in my head.

TNA’s Open Fight Night sounds like a great concept. I think they should have an outsider every week…or it could be lazy booking. I mean, random Stars will be challenging other random Stars, and those challenged can’t say no??

Having the TNA Television Title defended every week is also a fantastic idea. That’s what it’s for right?? I mean, a TNA TV Title match should be the Main Event of every Impact, right??

Was Brock’s promo what actually took place when Ultimate Warrior and Vince McMahon renegotiated??

Why would an @$$ kicker want his name on the show’s Title, the use of the Boss of Bosses jet, and basically be the GM of both Raw and Smackdown?? Sounds like he’s more SuperStar than @$$ kicker to me. He actually sounds more like a Diva than a SuperStar.

“I hate stupid people” is what Brock profoundly yelled. How does he feel about stuttering nervous wrecks??

Brock Lesnar needs a manager. The perfect fit would be, of course, Paul Heyman, but Eric Bischoff is off Impact right now. He can go with the name “Eazy E”, since he “can’t” use his last name anymore.

What kind of a weird stipulation was that anyway?? If you lose, you can’t use your own last name?? Really??

First the Tag Team Champions enter the ring during a commercial. Then it’s announced that the United States Title match at Extreme Rules is a half dark / half opening match that can be viewed on YouTube. Why?? Being that this is a first, I’d rather see the Internet Champion, Zack Ryder, defend his Internet Title for the first time…on the Internet!!

If the Internet Title does take off, will TNA come out with the World Wide Web Championship?? The TNA WWW Title. It does have a weird ring to it.

Abraham Washington!! I cannot wait to see what his Stable’s name will be and who will be in it. Does anyone have a running tally on who he approached so far??

I don’t care what the ratings are. Make Smackdown live on Tuesdays.

I really like the team of the Big Show and the Great Khali. I created this team in past SvR games, dubbing them the “Great Show”. “Big Khali” just doesn’t sound as kid friendly.

The Bella Twins now each have a Divas Title reign!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

“You can look, but you can’t touch.” If I close my eyes, can I feel around??

2 weeks to go!! I haven’t gotten it yet, and I’m already thinking about getting the Ultra Deluxe WCW World Heavyweight Championship Title Belt (“Big Gold” without the WWE logo) on the “Pro Grade” strap with engraved Gold Tips on both ends.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Patrick, how much did your new Undisputed belt cost?

And how much have you spent in total on the belts you own? It must be a fortune!

 

[King Patrick Star]

I spent around $900 for the new Belt. Before this latest purchase, I estimate spending a little less than $1,000 total. I only bought the inexpensive versions of them, granted a lot of them, until now.

 

[King Patrick Star]

I am bored with WWE / TNA TV, so here are some facts about and a list of my “Championship History”.

I currently have 48 Championship Belts with the BIG ONE on the way.

Jakks Rocky the Movie
1. World

Jakks MMA (Used for my “World Whatever Federation&#8221
2. Ultimate Ultimate
3. Pride Grand Prix
4. UFC
5. Pride FC
6. WEC

Jakks TNA
7. TNA (Version 1)
8. Global
9. X-Division
10. TNA Tag Team

Jakks WWE (Cheaper, glued instead of screwed, version)
11. WWE (Attitude Era)
12. WWE (Austin’s Smoking Skull)
13. WWE (Rock’s Electrifying Bull)
14. Intercontinental (Brown strap)
15. World Tag Team (Grey strap)

Jakks WWE
16. WWE (Winged Eagle)
17. WWE (Attitude Era)
18. WWE (Undisputed)
19. WWE (Spinner)
20. WWE (Electrovision, my wife bought if for my son one Christmas, I swear, it’s not mine. HAHA!!)
21. World
22. NWO
23. NWO (a second one, modified with DX stickers on the two side plates, used at my Bachelor party, autographed by my Dad, my Brother, my Uncles, my Horsemen (close friends), and in the future, when he figures out how to sign his name, my Son. My Dad, my Brother, and my Son have a special spot behind the Main Plate.)
24. ECW (Classic)
25. Million Dollar
26. Intercontinental (Classic)
27. Intercontinental (Current without nameplate)
28. United States (WWE)
29. United States (Spinner)
30. European
31. Hardcore
32. Light Heavyweight
33. Cruiserweight
34. World Tag Team (Classic)
35. World Tag Team (Raw)
36. World Tag Team (Raw, a second one, used as ½ of the Tag Team Championship for my “World Whatever Federation&#8221
37. WWE Tag Team (Smackdown)
38. WWE Tag Team (Smackdown, a second one, used as ½ of the Tag Team Championship for my “World Whatever Federation&#8221
39. Women’s (for my Step Daughter)

Mattel WWE
40. WWE (Spinner)
41. World
42. ECW (WWECW)
43. Intercontinental (Current with nameplate)
44. United States (WWE)
45. Unified WWE World Tag Team

Figures Inc. Commemorative WWE
46. WWE (Spinner)
47. World
48. ECW (WWECW)

A&Js Pro Grade Ultra Deluxe WWE
49. WWE (Undisputed Version 2)

I gave my brother 7 Championship Belts.

Jakks TNA
1. TNA Tag Team

Jakks WWE (Cheaper, glued instead of screwed, version)
2. World Tag Team (Grey strap)

Jakks WWE
3. World
4. World Tag Team (Classic)
5. World Tag Team (Raw)
6. WWE Tag Team (Smackdown)

Mattel WWE
7. Unified WWE World Tag Team

I gave my boys 7 Championship Belts.

Jakks WWE (Cheaper, glued instead of screwed, version)
1. WWE (Austin’s Smoking Skull - to Ren’s brother, Mark)
2. WWE (Rock’s Electrifying Bull - to Mark’s brother, Ren)
3. WWE (Attitude Era - to Jairo’s brother, Juan)
4. Intercontinental (Brown strap - to Jairo’s brother, Juan, which Juan was supposed to give to Jairo for his B-Day, but deemed Jairo undeserving. HAHAHAHA!! I’ll never forget that day.)
5. World Tag Team (Grey strap - to Jairo’s brother, Juan)
6. World Tag Team (Grey strap - to Juan’s brother, Jairo)

Jakks WWE
7. Million Dollar (to my “Best Man” at my Bachelor party, which he broke and then lost. Screw it, I have another one for myself.)

I gave a Women’s Title to an Ex, but I’m sure she did exactly what LayCool did with their Women’s Title. She probably split it in half (broke it) and then retired it (trashed it), but oh well!!

So that’s 64 Belts I have purchased throughout the years, giving away 8 to friends and 7 to my original Tag Team Partner. I bought my first one, the Jakks Undisputed WWE Title, in 2002. 10 years later, I’ve come full circle with the purchase of the Ultra Deluxe Undisputed WWE Title. I think maybe I should stop now. HAHA!!

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Are these actual full size belts that you can strap round your waist?

Where do you store them all?

 

[King Patrick Star]

I only have 3 “full size” Belts, which are the Figures Inc. Commemorative WWE, World, and ECW Titles. I have these on display in front of my unused fireplace. I will have the 4th between today and next week.

All the others are the Jakks / Mattel Toy Belts. I used to just put them in boxes in my old apartment, but now, they are displayed in a couple of rooms in my new house. I have a wall in my Toy / Trophy room where I put 5 shelves with 5 Belts on each. I have a couple displayed on top of a bookcase. I have some displayed in the “Pat-Cave” under glass coffee tables.

I could go into detail if you like as to where exactly what is and why, but you have to ask nicely. HAHA!!

 

[Diet Soda]

I can't help but think of this guy...

Spoiler

 

[King Patrick Star]

HAHA!!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Introducing first, the challenger…

For those wondering, all 2 of you, I got my Belt of Belts, my Championship of Championships, and it’s “real” and spectacular!!

Next on the list, which will be my last, which I’m still on the fence about purchasing, is the Ultra Deluxe WCW Title…which will probably be in my hands in 2017. That should be enough time to really think about it.

Somebody in WWE is listening. The new Ms. Specs Appeal is Eve!! I never really paid attention to her before, but with the addition of 2 more eyes…well, you know.

Somebody in TNA IW is listening. The Tag Team of Velvet Sky and Brooke Tessmacher have my attention. Now all they need is an actual Tag Team to join them to fill out a Dream Stable. Are the Bellas busy?? I can wait 90 days.

Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair at Bound For Glory VIII!! Book it!! I want to see the 4 Horsemen / Fourtune and the New World Order / Immortal get involved, maybe as LumberJacks.

Did somebody start that “Book This!” with Teddy Long as the GM of both Raw and Smackdown yet??

Is the SuperShow format over or did someone tell Vince that the “Raw SuperShow” graphic looks out of place??

The “Revolution” is coming to the WWE. I really hope it’s a Stable. On the other side of that coin, I really hope it’s not something else other than a Stable.

Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, in a Stable led by Chris Jericho. That’s the way to go!!

I’d actually like to see John Cena and Randy Orton initially oppose this team, then eventually join them.

Impact is taped right?? How come, sometimes it still feels live with the botched lines??

I would be amazed if Joseph Park really was Abyss’ Twin brother, because that Tag Team would as astonishing as the Brothers Of Destruction.

Is it a coincidence that I fast forward more ever since the Bella Twins left??

Raw is really Raw and Smackdown and Smackdown is really NXT and FCW. I’m on to you, Vince!!

Okay, I change my mind. The Undisputed Championship Title Belt will be my last purchase as far as replica Belts are concerned. Any Belt I buy after this will just never compare, and will not be worth the price. If Jakks or Mattel decides to come out with more $10 - $20 plastic and foam versions, I won’t hesitate to buy them, but $20 per Belt is my limit.

Here is your winner, and NEW Undisputed WWE / WCW World Heavyweight Champion…

 

[Coco]

I really wish this thread would stay dead. Like Zed. Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Introducing first, the challenger…

For those wondering, all 2 of you, I got my Belt of Belts, my Championship of Championships, and it’s “real” and spectacular!!

Let's see a pic of that belt then Pat, it sounds pretty sweet!

 

[King Patrick Star]

Mind if I cut in??

Velvet Sky!!

I’m starting to go through Wrestling Merchandise withdrawal. There hasn’t been a new Championship Belt since the Unified WWE World Tag Team Belts, which means I haven’t bought a new Belt since I got my Belt of Belts, the Undisputed WWE Championship. Somebody help me!!

Rhodes Scholars defeated the Usos, The Prime Time Players, and The Colons in a Fatal Four Way Elimination match to earn a match against…Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara?? So was this a Number Two Contenders match?? What??

With CM Punk’s injury, I think the Main Event at TLC should have been The Shield vs. John Cena, Randy Orton and Ryback.

Team Hell No should defend the Unified WWE World Tag Team Championship against Sin Mysterio and Rhodes Scholars.

I do not believe in defending the Money In The Bank Briefcase. It is not a Championship and it should not be treated as such.

I hope the Royal Rumble goes back to 40 Men. Better yet, let’s try 50.

It’s time to bring back Feast Or Fired, a modified version of it, of course. Four Cases, one in each corner, and one case hanging above the center of the Ring. Let’s have a World Title shot, a Television Title shot, an X-Division Title shot, a Tag Team Title shot, and of course, a “Pink Slip” case.

Kurt Angle should be the next challenger for the TNA Television Title. If that doesn’t give “prestige” to the Red Strap, I don’t know what will.

Matt Morgan and Joey Ryan just don’t fit together…just like Kane and X-Pac.

There is only one Star the Aces and Eights leader should be. If they are the “Deadman’s Hands”, then it should be the Deadman himself. Imagine Undertaker in his biker gimmick riding out with the rest of As&8s. Undertaker for President!! He’s semi-retired anyway. He may as well go to the Orlando Championship Wrestling retirement home.

I was really hoping for Fourtune to reunite, add Jeff Hardy, and take on the Aces and Eights.

TNA should merge Gut Check, Open Fight Night, and Championship Thursday and then have an Independent Wrestler call out Jeff Hardy for a Title shot. That Indy Star…Matt Hardy!!

The only way to settle this WWE – TNA law suit, is a Talent Exchange program. Let’s call it, the SuperStar Initiative. Holla!! Holla!! Holla!!

Velvet Sky!!

You’re welcome!!