Random Rhetorical Rants

The one problem: fans don't seem to go for that. They didn't in WCW when he did it every five seconds and they don't seem to now. But hey, Russo knows what the fans want more than the fans do right? I mean, it's why his booking runs have been SO successful.
 
It can work. But if you go that way, you have to give people clear, defined and most importantly consistent characters. Clash of the characters instead of just clash of good and bad can work and usually creates more captivating stories in my opinion (Hogan - Warrior, Michaels - Hart, Austin - Rock, Punk - Hardy, Michaels - Taker, ...). The problem is that in Russo style it just means that you've no alignment at all and one day you're a face and the other day a heel. How should I take a guy like Pope serious anymore and think anything he does has any meaning when he just betrays the values he has as a face every second month when he's a heel? The best guys are those that can work as face or heel but essentially maintain the same character. I hate it when guys just change their personality like underwear whenever a turn happens.
 
Welcome everybody to RRR!! Tonight’s guest are: from Monday Night Raw, WWE Champion, John Cena, from Friday Night Smackdown, World Champion, Randy Orton, and our musical guest, Vince McMahon who will be performing his number one…and only hit, Stand Back!! Here’s your host, KKKKIIIINNNNGGGG PPPPAAAATTTTRRRRIIIICCCCKKKK SSSSTTTTAAAARRRR!!

My pick to win the Red Case at MITB 2011 is Alberto Del Rio, R-Truth, Evan Bourne or Alex Riley. All 4 of these Superstars have never held Gold in the WWE, and this PPV is a good place to start that journey.

My pick to win the Blue Case at MITB 2011 is Sin Cara. Actually, I’d like to see Sin Cara jump off a trampoline and grab the case in mid-air.

I think Alberto Del Rio should have brought his mask with him. I think we need a Heel in a mask. I’d buy a replica.

When, not if, but when, Kurt Angle comes back, I think he should wear a mask and come back as the Patriot for a few months and then have someone unmask him.

I miss Mr. America. He should have been United States Champion at least for a day.

The Bella Twins should wear masks at the start of the match just to add redundancy.

The Bella Twins and the Usos should form a Stable. Look out Mexican America!! Here comes the Doppel-Gang (Stable name subject to change).

Zema Ion is my new favorite up and comer. Yes, I’m Filipino.

NWA had the Four Horsemen. WCW had the New World Order. WWE had D-Generation X. What was TNA’s greatest Stable?? I pick the Main Event Mafia, but for some reason, I think that can be argued very easily.

I’d like to see the Rock defeat John Cena at WrestleMania XXVIII for the WWE Title. On the following Raw, I want to see the Rock “throw away” WWE Spinner Belt and introduce his WWE “Brahma Bull” Title (the one he was supposed to have when he beat Stone Cold for the “Smoking Skull” Championship).

What would it have been like if Rated Y2J actually got off and running with the Unified WWE World Tag Team Titles?? Would they have still drop the 4 Straps to DX?? What would Big Show have done during that time??

Great Khali, your sister is obviously not in a healthy relationship with Jinder Mahal. If I were your size, and if I had a sister, who happened to be married to an @$$#0!3 like Jinder, well let’s just say, I would straighten out his crossed eyes, I can tell you that much.

Imagine what WWECW would look like if they never ended the show. ECW Champion, Wade Barrett sounds pretty good now, doesn’t it. What about ECW Television Champion, Kaval?? ECW Vixen’s Champion, Kaitlyn?? ECW Tag Team Champions, Johnny Curtis and … oh never mind.

Now if John Cena and Randy Orton got drafted to ECW …

After further thought, I think it would be good for CM Punk to win at Money In The Bank and taking the WWE Title, John Cena and himself on a much needed vacation. This could give Punk the time he and the WWE needs to get over this GLAAD issue. This could give Cena time to heal. This could give us, the fans a break from the Spinner Title. The WWE could easily make the World Title a cross branded Title for the time being or something to that effect.

See you later WZers!!
 
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The one problem: fans don't seem to go for that. They didn't in WCW when he did it every five seconds and they don't seem to now. But hey, Russo knows what the fans want more than the fans do right? I mean, it's why his booking runs have been SO successful.

Good point.

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It can work. But if you go that way, you have to give people clear, defined and most importantly consistent characters. Clash of the characters instead of just clash of good and bad can work and usually creates more captivating stories in my opinion (Hogan - Warrior, Michaels - Hart, Austin - Rock, Punk - Hardy, Michaels - Taker, ...). The problem is that in Russo style it just means that you've no alignment at all and one day you're a face and the other day a heel. How should I take a guy like Pope serious anymore and think anything he does has any meaning when he just betrays the values he has as a face every second month when he's a heel? The best guys are those that can work as face or heel but essentially maintain the same character. I hate it when guys just change their personality like underwear whenever a turn happens.

Interesting view. It could work.

I have a correction to make. Thank you TLC for pointing this out...with Green Rep. Much appreciated. R-Truth has won the WWE United States Title. I’m not sure how I forgot that. So with that being said, my picks for the Red Briefcase winners are Alberto Del Rio, Evan Bourne or Alex Riley.
 
Ric Flair: One of the best ever by all accounts and an all round hero. 16 Time World Champion (if you take it from WWE).

Surely that means he lost it 16times also? Think about that for a minute. Losing the World Title 16 times. Doesnt sound great does it? And its even more titles than that outside of McMahonland...........Woooooo!!!

Ditto for Team 3D/ The Dudleys and their 20+ Tag Reigns.
 
Ric Flair: One of the best ever by all accounts and an all round hero. 16 Time World Champion (if you take it from WWE).

Surely that means he lost it 16times also? Think about that for a minute. Losing the World Title 16 times. Doesnt sound great does it? And its even more titles than that outside of McMahonland...........Woooooo!!!

Ditto for Team 3D/ The Dudleys and their 20+ Tag Reigns.

I see your point, but Ric Flair being a 16 time World Champion (I think it’s about 23) or the Dudleys being the 24 time World Tag Team Champions isn’t something to look down on. Losing the Title(s) just goes with the territory. In my opinion, it’s better than not winning the Titles at all.
 
Hello members of the RRR...I can’t decide on whether to go with WWE’s "Universe" or TNA’s "Nation". What’s ROH’s fans called, "ROH County" or "ROH City"?? Anyway, here’s another 15 for your mind to soak in.

I hate non-Title matches. What is the point of being the Champ?? If a Champion is in a match, put the damn Title on the line!!

I would like to see Cena and Orton end the New Nexus Tag Team Championship reign and form the 2011 Two-Man Power Trip. Then for $#!+s and giggles, I’d like to see them take the IC and US Titles as well. Both managed by Vince McMahon himself, this should change the landscape of the WWE Universe for the better. The Attitude Adjustment into the RKO or the STF into the Punt. Would it be called the “Place Kick” or the “Extra Point”?? Oh, and add Kelly Kelly to this stable for a weakness. Maybe even recreate the Mega Powers storyline.

On the day before every Pay Per View, WWE should have a 2 hour Saturday Night’s Main Event as the permanent go home show. WWE Champion vs. the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title. World Heavyweight Champion vs. the number one contender to the WWE Title. Who else would like to see Cena vs. Christian and Orton vs. Punk this weekend…for free!?

I can’t decide what’s more impressive, Jericho holding the Undisputed WWF / WCW World Title or Kurt Angle holding the TNA World, X-Division and Tag Team Titles along with the IWGP Title (TNA’s Le-Glo-Vision Title before there was a red Strap in TNA) at the same time.

For backstage interviews, WWE should bring back those Superstar logo backgrounds that go on a green screen. You know what I’m talking about.

I got a strong feeling that Triple H will get involved in the Cena / Punk match at Money In The Bank. One can only be called a dofus so many times.

Eric Young may as well put a piece of tape in front of his TNA World Title and write “Hardcore” on it.

Was the Repo Man ever apart of Money Inc. or the Million Dollar Corporation??

I’ll admit it, after getting the WWE All-Stars DLC the other day, I miss R-Truth’s entrance theme.

Does TNA have a 90-Day No Compete clause in their contracts??

Storyline-wise, Vince has to know who the anonymous Raw GM is right?? Why doesn’t anybody ask him?? How funny would it be if CM Punk added that he wanted the Raw GM revealed as part of his negotiations??

Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara would be a great Tag Team. I’d like to see Sin Cara run and jump off his trampoline at the same time as Rey pops up the way he did in his old entrance. Who’s that jumping out the sky…wait…who’s that jumping in the ring…what!?

I’d like to see Sting go old school and dress as Cesar Romero Joker and Jack Nicholson Joker at least one time each. I’d like to hear Sting ask Anderson, “Ever dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight??”

If you take WWE’s Main Event scene and TNA’s Mid-Card scene and ROH’s Tag Team scene, you would have the greatest Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment ever. If you were to take WWE Mid-Card scene, TNA’s Tag Team scene and ROH’s Main Event scene, you would have ECW. If you were to take WWE Tag Team scene, TNA’s Main Event scene and ROH’s Mid-Card scene, you would have WCW. Oh please, it’s not too soon, it’s been a decade already. Get over it.

I don’t know what sounds better, the InterStates Championship or the United Continental Championship, but the IC and US need to be unified. Oh who am I kidding, the more Titles there are, the better.
 
Originally posted by King Patrick

What’s ROH’s fans called, "ROH County" or "ROH City"?? Anyway, here’s another 15 for your mind to soak in.

I think they call themselves ROHbots, pronounced Robots... Do you see what they did there?! Clever followers. Smart fans, if you will.

I would like to see Cena and Orton end the New Nexus Tag Team Championship reign and form the 2011 Two-Man Power Trip.

King Patricks' wet dream will not die. My suggestion is that you look up the match where Cena and Orton took on the whole Raw roster and watch it in slow motion. Rince. Lather. Repeat. Always Repeat..... Actually screw it, here ya go champ.

[YOUTUBE]pFBImbK2O2Y[/YOUTUBE]
 
Originally posted by King Patrick



I think they call themselves ROHbots, pronounced Robots... Do you see what they did there?! Clever followers. Smart fans, if you will.



King Patricks' wet dream will not die. My suggestion is that you look up the match where Cena and Orton took on the whole Raw roster and watch it in slow motion. Rince. Lather. Repeat. Always Repeat..... Actually screw it, here ya go champ.

[YOUTUBE]pFBImbK2O2Y[/YOUTUBE]

ROHbots. Okay.

Cena and Orton would be great as the new Two-Man Power Trip with VKM as their manager, but I can now see some issues with that idea.
 
So these Random Rhetorical Rants are coming off the back of the Money In The Bank PPV from Sunday in Chicago Illinois... Let's get to it.

* Would surprise entrants work in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match?

I was reading a thread at the weekend which posed this very question. Most people were replying to the effect that it would be a pre-announced Mystery Opponent (if that's not a contradiction, I dunno what is!). I was thinking something a little different. Would this the best way to do it?

Remember Wrestlemania 24's MITB match? Well during it, Matt Hardy did a run-in from the crowd after being on the shelf for ages and cost MVP the match. I was thinking that he should've just grabbed the damn briefcase. He would've been propelled into the main event straight away, he was still an acceptable human being back then ya know!!! He had a storyline feud with Orton at the time also (who he took on the next night on Raw anyway).

Here's the video, he gets a good reaction.
[YOUTUBE]_JUSn1WcGFY&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

As I said, I think it could be done, but just as a one time shot.

* Should MITB winners defend their Briefcases in matches?

To my recollection, this HAS been done twice. An injured Mr Kennedy defended (and lost) his Briefcase against Edge on Raw in 2007. And at Backlash 2006, Rob Van Dam defended his Briefcase against Shelton Benjamin, whose Intercontinental Title was also on the line.

*If this is the case (pun not intended :P), could we theoretically see a Briefcase vs Briefcase Match, much like a Title vs Title Match?

*Is the MITB Cash-In just a glorified return to the 24/7 Rule? Could we see the strap change hands in an amusement park again ala the Headbangers and Crash Holly!?

*The challenger can name the time and the place. Should they be allowed to name the stipulation?

* What would happen if Mr Money in the Bank wins the WWE/World Title while holding the case already and holds it for a year. Would the case simply expire? For example if Alberto Del Rio won the WWE Title Tournament on Raw.
 
So these Random Rhetorical Rants are coming off the back of the Money In The Bank PPV from Sunday in Chicago Illinois... Let's get to it.

* Would surprise entrants work in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match?

I was reading a thread at the weekend which posed this very question. Most people were replying to the effect that it would be a pre-announced Mystery Opponent (if that's not a contradiction, I dunno what is!). I was thinking something a little different. Would this the best way to do it?

Remember Wrestlemania 24's MITB match? Well during it, Matt Hardy did a run-in from the crowd after being on the shelf for ages and cost MVP the match. I was thinking that he should've just grabbed the damn briefcase. He would've been propelled into the main event straight away, he was still an acceptable human being back then ya know!!! He had a storyline feud with Orton at the time also (who he took on the next night on Raw anyway).

Here's the video, he gets a good reaction.
[YOUTUBE]_JUSn1WcGFY&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

As I said, I think it could be done, but just as a one time shot.

* Should MITB winners defend their Briefcases in matches?

To my recollection, this HAS been done twice. An injured Mr Kennedy defended (and lost) his Briefcase against Edge on Raw in 2007. And at Backlash 2006, Rob Van Dam defended his Briefcase against Shelton Benjamin, whose Intercontinental Title was also on the line.

*If this is the case (pun not intended :P), could we theoretically see a Briefcase vs Briefcase Match, much like a Title vs Title Match?

*Is the MITB Cash-In just a glorified return to the 24/7 Rule? Could we see the strap change hands in an amusement park again ala the Headbangers and Crash Holly!?

*The challenger can name the time and the place. Should they be allowed to name the stipulation?

* What would happen if Mr Money in the Bank wins the WWE/World Title while holding the case already and holds it for a year. Would the case simply expire? For example if Alberto Del Rio won the WWE Title Tournament on Raw.

This is a great idea. Matt Hardy should have retrieved that briefcase. The match was down one Superstar anyway. Matt should have replaced Jeff as a surprise entrant.

I would not like to see a Red Case vs. Blue Case match. I would rather keep Raw and Smackdown as separated as possible.

I hope they add a rule that states the MITB Case holder can only cash in inside a ring.

Mr. Money In The Bank should be allowed to name the stipulation. I like that.

I can see Mr. Money In The Bank as WWE World Heavyweight Champion. I’d like to see that and hold them both at least once.
 
Wow what a month!! This is the month to be a Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment Fan!! Here we go with another 15.

Monday Night Raw, March 11, 2002. After No Way Out 2002, before WrestleMania X8, there was a handicap match between the New World (Wrestling Federation) Order vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock. Why?? There was no one around to even up the odds??

WrestleMania X8. How come Kevin Nash didn’t have a match at WM X8?? I’m sure someone could have used the push from having that match with Big Daddy Cool. Even a last minute call to Shawn Michaels would have worked out, but I can see HBK vs. BDC Mania rematch a show stealer. I would have even went with the Big Boss Man. Something along the lines of, “Remember in WCW when you invited me into the N. W. O. and then turned and jumped me?? I remember.”

Let me get this straight, the TNAIW Tag Team Champions, Beer Money, are both in the Bound For Glory Series, but the X-Division Champion, Brian Kendrick, the former Xtreme Champion, Abyss, the Television Champion, Eric Young and the former World Champion, Mr. Anderson, are not??

Does anyone else think there will be a 10 Man Elimination Tag Team match between Fortune and Immortal at BFG VII?? Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, Mr. Anderson, Scott Steiner, and the returning Ric Flair (M. E. Mob 2011 version, all former World Champions) vs. Flair’s own creation. They could tease Naitch turning on Immortal to rejoin Fourtune, only for it to be Double J who turns and joins the TNA Originals.

I want to see the Hardy Boyz vs. Team 3D at BFG…for the TNA World Tag Team Championship…no make that Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Bully Ray vs. Devon in a Full Metal Mayhem match.

I think the Main Event at Bound For Glory should be the TNA Champion vs. the top 4 contenders in the BFG Series in a King Of The Mountain Match. My picks for this match would be, in order of rank: 4 – The Pope, 3 – Matt Morgan, 2 – Gunner, 1 – Crimson, and the Champion, Kurt Angle.

I have a strong feeling that Crimson is walking away from Philly in October as the Total Nonstop Action Impact Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. If they are going to run the “Goldberg”, they may as well do it now.

I don’t mind Sting breaking Flair’s World Title reign record. I don’t mind anyone breaking Flair’s record.

The next WWE Divas Champion should be Nikki Bella.

TNA and AAA seem to be up to something. Now would be a good time for WWE and ROH to have a working agreement. Jeff Jarrett taking the AAA World Title to TNA would not be as shocking as CM Punk taking the WWE Title to ROH. I’d love to see John Cena and or Randy Orton win the ROH World Title at least once during all this. I’d even go as far as having the World Greatest Tag Team unifying the ROH and the WWE Tag Team Titles for a month or 3.

Remember when Team 3D did an interview on Impact holding the NWA, WWF, WCW, and ECW Tag Team Titles?? I wish others would do that as well, namely Jericho and Angle just to name a couple of examples.

Why was Evan Bourne not in the WWE Championship Title Tournament on Raw this past Monday?? Wouldn’t you think that all the participants in the Raw MITB match that took place 24 hours before should have been included?? Which brings me to my next question…

Why was Dolph Ziggler in the Tournament??

Now that Cena and Orton have both respectively dropped their WWE World Titles, and Triple H is running the show…Two-Man Power Trip with Hunter playing the role of Vince!!

Like everyone else, I want a new WWE Title Belt.
 
Originally Posted by King Patrick

Monday Night Raw, March 11, 2002. After No Way Out 2002, before WrestleMania X8, there was a handicap match between the New World (Wrestling Federation) Order vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock. Why?? There was no one around to even up the odds??

Wow yeah, kinda forgot about this. Could've been the Anti-Bash at the Beach match. With a heel going face. Maybe Hogan joining Rock and Austin. Although that would have messed with the Hulkster vs Rock match at Mania. But this is Triple R's, so fantasy/alternative booking is allowed.

WrestleMania X8. How come Kevin Nash didn’t have a match at WM X8?? I’m sure someone could have used the push from having that match with Big Daddy Cool. Even a last minute call to Shawn Michaels would have worked out,

Well King Paddy, you've done it again, on the same wavelength as your Irish brother. I've always thought this. I was under the impression that Kevin Nash AND Scott Hall were gonna take on good Ol' Stone Cold in a No DQ Handicap Match for some reason. I think that could've worked a treat. Austin has no problem evening up the odds.

While we're talking about this general time frame. How awesome was it seeing the nWo in the WWE for the first time? That POISON Vince promo on the swivel chair. Hogan, Nash and Hall coming out to the Black and White screen. Hey, was it coincidence that they appeared at No Way Out?

I think the Main Event at Bound For Glory should be the TNA Champion vs. the top 4 contenders in the BFG Series in a King Of The Mountain Match.

Agreed. Its BFG's signature match. Definately. As an aside, I feel Slammiversary sounds more like the title of the company's premiere event. With that in mind, how would you rate WWE's Big 4/ Classic 5 PPV's? Is it like this....

-1 WrestleMania
-2 Summerslam
-3 Royal Rumble
-4 Survivor Series
-5 King of the Ring

Is there an argument for switching 2 and 3 around?

Now that Cena and Orton have both respectively dropped their WWE World Titles, and Triple H is running the show…Two-Man Power Trip with Hunter playing the role of Vince!!

:la::la::la: Keep dreaming Sonny Jim!!!
 
Wow yeah, kinda forgot about this. Could've been the Anti-Bash at the Beach match. With a heel going face. Maybe Hogan joining Rock and Austin. Although that would have messed with the Hulkster vs Rock match at Mania. But this is Triple R's, so fantasy/alternative booking is allowed.



Well King Paddy, you've done it again, on the same wavelength as your Irish brother. I've always thought this. I was under the impression that Kevin Nash AND Scott Hall were gonna take on good Ol' Stone Cold in a No DQ Handicap Match for some reason. I think that could've worked a treat. Austin has no problem evening up the odds.

While we're talking about this general time frame. How awesome was it seeing the nWo in the WWE for the first time? That POISON Vince promo on the swivel chair. Hogan, Nash and Hall coming out to the Black and White screen. Hey, was it coincidence that they appeared at No Way Out?



Agreed. Its BFG's signature match. Definately. As an aside, I feel Slammiversary sounds more like the title of the company's premiere event. With that in mind, how would you rate WWE's Big 4/ Classic 5 PPV's? Is it like this....

-1 WrestleMania
-2 Summerslam
-3 Royal Rumble
-4 Survivor Series
-5 King of the Ring

Is there an argument for switching 2 and 3 around?



:la::la::la: Keep dreaming Sonny Jim!!!

How about someone like Triple H joining Austin and Rock??

I heard that it was supposed to be a Handicap match between Austin vs. the Outsiders, and it even has that listed somewhere in the DVD. I don’t know. Either way, Nash should have been in WM X8’s 4th Main Event, or Nash should have face Austin and Hall should have faced Taker…

I did mark out when Vince turned his chair around. Not gonna lie about that.

My order for the WWE’s Big 4 / 5 are:
WrestleMania
Survivor Series
Royal Rumble
SummerSlam
King Of The Ring

It’s probably because of each show’s age, but in order of what I think is the best, as far as entertainment goes, that was it.
 
Welcome fellow WZers to R3!! I’m joined by my cohost, “1000 Degrees” Craig-O-Mac!! Let’s get right into it.

CM Punk came back way too early. One month would have been good. Two months would have been better. Three months would have been the best. Four months could have been a little too long, but one week?? Come on!!

I would like to see the return of the Nexus at SummerSlam. First, I’d like to see Daniel Bryan cash in on Christian or Randy Orton. Second, I want to see ALL the members come back, including Wade Barrett, and “help” Punk defeat Cena with the Finger Poke of Doom, thus turning Cena Heel and finally state that this is the “Higher Purpose”. It was Triple H’s plan all along and that he was, in fact, the Mystery Raw GM this whole time. Okay, that’s reaching, but that would make compelling TV. This also gives others like Mysterio, Morrison, and maybe an R-Truth turn, revealing he was right about the conspiracy, a chance as the Top 3 Faces on Raw.

How come we didn’t get the highly anticipated Nexus vs. Corre storyline??

I think I like where this whole Beth Phoenix angle is going. I think she might even win the Divas Title, throw it in a trash can and bring back the Women’s Title. Wishful thinking.

Are we going to see a 50-Man Royal Rumble in 2012?? 60-Man in 2013??

What exactly do we have to do to get the Survivor Series back to the way it originally was?? Seriously, what!? I figure, 2 Raw 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches and 2 Smackdown 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches, with the Survivors from each match competing in a 5th Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination match for Bragging Rights / Brand Supremacy. The winning Brand gets the Tag Titles exclusively on their Show for a year…or something like that.

If Daniel Bryan officially stated that he won’t cash in his Blue Case till WM XXVIII, why does he keep bringing it with him to events?? Leave it at home, before you get “Kennedy-ed”…”Kennedy-ed”!!

In the Bound For Glory Series, there better not be a BFG Series finale match worth 50 points, or else that would make the rest of the Series pointless.

So, is someone going to take Matt Morgan’s spot / points in the BFGS??

Did Jeff Jarrett really refer to the AAA World Title as the Immortal World Title??

If TNA really wants a comedy routine, they should strap Eric Young with the Legends Title and the Global Title in addition to his Television Title and TNA World Title V.1. Imagine what he would look like challenging “Legend”ary “Global”ly known “Television” Stars like…well…David Hasselhoff with 4 Belts attached to him.

With both Big Show and Kane out for a few months, I would love nothing more than for them to return with Paul Bearer and the Undertaker as a Stable called Destruction. Maybe even add the Great Khali for $#!+s and giggles.

Let’s face it, the only way John Cena will have a Heel turn is if Kurt Angle puts him in the Ankle Lock. That doesn’t mean we should stop making up fantasy storylines for it.

Who is the Greatest Face of all time who never turned Heel??

Who is the Greatest Heel of all time who never turned Face??
 
Originally posted by King Patrick

Welcome fellow WZers to R3!! I’m joined by my cohost, “1000 Degrees” Craig-O-Mac!! Let’s get right into it.

CM Punk came back way too early. One month would have been good. Two months would have been better. Three months would have been the best. Four months could have been a little too long, but one week?? Come on!!

Wow, honored to be named Assistant GM here! Ah yes the C.O.W.D.U.N.G. (Contractually Obligated Week-long Dismissal Under Nefarious Grounds) ala John Cena after he was 'Future Endeavoured from WWE after Barrett's win AND Punk's win.

How come we didn’t get the highly anticipated Nexus vs. Corre storyline??

Possibly for the same reason we never got Christian as the mystery assailant on Jeff Hardy. Vince doesnt wanna give the smarks what they want and what they think is definately going to happen.

Would have been good though to see them lock up, I enjoyed the showdown at Royal Rumble. Or how about Nexus and Corre were in cahoots and destroyed both rosters and that was the so called Higher Purpose?? Punk in charge of the New Nexus and Barrett leading the new charge of the Corre.

Are we going to see a 50-Man Royal Rumble in 2012?? 60-Man in 2013??

Hmmm. Maybe a 50-Man Royal Rumble in 2012. World War 3 in 2013?

I figure, 2 Raw 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches and 2 Smackdown 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches, with the Survivors from each match competing in a 5th Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination match for Bragging Rights / Brand Supremacy.

They could even make the 5th match an Ultimate Survival match contested under WarGames rules maybe?

In the Bound For Glory Series, there better not be a BFG Series finale match worth 50 points, or else that would make the rest of the Series pointless.

Yes but you wouldn't see that coming, so therefore its clever booking 101..... or so says Vinny Ru. TNA TNA TNA!!!!! (Or is that Impact Wrestling we're supposed to chant now?)

Who is the Greatest Face of all time who never turned Heel??

Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat.

Who is the Greatest Heel of all time who never turned Face??

Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.
 
Wow, honored to be named Assistant GM here! Ah yes the C.O.W.D.U.N.G. (Contractually Obligated Week-long Dismissal Under Nefarious Grounds) ala John Cena after he was 'Future Endeavoured from WWE after Barrett's win AND Punk's win.

Assistant GM?? No, my friend. Co-GM. We’re like the Corre, only I mean it when I saw we’re equals. HA!!
I like that!! C.O.W.D.U.N.G.

Possibly for the same reason we never got Christian as the mystery assailant on Jeff Hardy. Vince doesnt wanna give the smarks what they want and what they think is definately going to happen.

Would have been good though to see them lock up, I enjoyed the showdown at Royal Rumble. Or how about Nexus and Corre were in cahoots and destroyed both rosters and that was the so called Higher Purpose?? Punk in charge of the New Nexus and Barrett leading the new charge of the Corre.

Yes!! That would have been better than Main Event Mafia and World Elite teaming up. It's all about M. E. Mob and W. E. What large egos!! HAHA!!

Hmmm. Maybe a 50-Man Royal Rumble in 2012. World War 3 in 2013?

Sounds like a plan to me!!

They could even make the 5th match an Ultimate Survival match contested under WarGames rules maybe?

I like this idea too, but Vince might not.

Yes but you wouldn't see that coming, so therefore its clever booking 101..... or so says Vinny Ru. TNA TNA TNA!!!!! (Or is that Impact Wrestling we're supposed to chant now?)

It goes "Impact Wrestling Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Imapct Wrestling..."

Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat.

This was my first choice.

Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.

Ted kinda turned Face in WCW joining Scott and Rick, but you're right, the "Million Dollar Man" never has, I think.
 
How do they decide which method to use when they decide to crown a new champion in WWE in the event that a Championship is declared Vacant/ Re-activated / Created. I've seen...

* Battle Royal to declare a new Champion. (Khali on SmackDown)
* One Night Tournament on TV. (Mysterio on Raw)
* Simply awarding a title to a competitor. (HHH with the WHC)
* Make up a fake tournament and say someone won. (Patterson in Rio)
* Use the Royal Rumble to crown a new champ. (Ric Flair)
* Have the interim and 'new' champion square off. (Cena vs Punk)

Do they just have a roulette wheel they spin and whatever it lands on is it the method they use?
 
TNA's Gunner.... Is that his first name or last name?

How about Rob Van Dam vs Rob Terry vs Robbie E vs Robert Roode in a Fatal 4 Way....I can see one of them being robbed eventually though somehow.

Suicide vs Homicide, could've happened. Maybe even with the Genocidal Sabu as special enforcer.


And as far as WWE goes, we've had
*Raven vs Maven
*Undertaker vs Undertaker (or Underfaker as I like to call him)
*Kane vs Imposter Kane

Oh and in ECW we had Bam Bam Bigelow vs Terry 'Bamm Bamm' Gordy. Not that anybody cared....
 
How do they decide which method to use when they decide to crown a new champion in WWE in the event that a Championship is declared Vacant/ Re-activated / Created. I've seen...

* Battle Royal to declare a new Champion. (Khali on SmackDown)
* One Night Tournament on TV. (Mysterio on Raw)
* Simply awarding a title to a competitor. (HHH with the WHC)
* Make up a fake tournament and say someone won. (Patterson in Rio)
* Use the Royal Rumble to crown a new champ. (Ric Flair)
* Have the interim and 'new' champion square off. (Cena vs Punk)

Do they just have a roulette wheel they spin and whatever it lands on is it the method they use?

My only guess is they just try to come up with something “new” something “different” all the time. I would rather see a PPV Tournament like WM IV.

TNA's Gunner.... Is that his first name or last name?

How about Rob Van Dam vs Rob Terry vs Robbie E vs Robert Roode in a Fatal 4 Way....I can see one of them being robbed eventually though somehow.

Suicide vs Homicide, could've happened. Maybe even with the Genocidal Sabu as special enforcer.


And as far as WWE goes, we've had
*Raven vs Maven
*Undertaker vs Undertaker (or Underfaker as I like to call him)
*Kane vs Imposter Kane

Oh and in ECW we had Bam Bam Bigelow vs Terry 'Bamm Bamm' Gordy. Not that anybody cared....

"Gunner", I think, is his middle name. HAHA!!

I would like to see a “Rob” match pitting all these different styles…or maybe a Stable.

I always wanted Suicide, Homicide and Sabu to form a Stable as well called Dark-Cide.

WrestleMania XXVIII – Undertaker and Kane vs. UnderFaker and Feign!! The Streak was never in a Tag Team match and if Underfaker wins…the streak is still intact…sort of.

I care about the Bam Bam vs. Bam Bam match. Just saying.
 
People over there What’s Up?? If you feel me stand up and say What’s Up!! What’s Up!? What’s Up!? What’s Up!? What’s Up!? (Sorry, I kinda miss it). Let's get right into it shall we. Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!

A Vicki Guerrero led Stable. For some reason, I find this to be very interesting.

I don’t care what the WWE’s official stand is on this subject, I count the United States Title as the equivalent to the Intercontinental Title, therefore counts as part of the WWE’s Triple Crown / Grand Slam achievement.

Mark Henry is missing something. I think he needs a partner. Maybe Ezekiel Jackson and Mark Henry can team up and dominate.

Now would be a great time for Ezekiel Jackson to break out the ECW Title…a Championship he never lost.

Now would be a great time for Ted DiBiase to break out the Million Dollar Title…a Championship he never lost…or won.

If Kofi and Evan win the Tag Titles before the Usos…will the IWC riot or rejoice (sounds like a Title of a new thread idea, Riot or Rejoice)

Was anyone else disappointed with the New World Order’s Outsiders vs. D-Generation X’s New Age Outlaws with 1-2-3-6-X-Pac as the Special Guest Referee match?? Vampiro?? Really??

All we need are 10 Main Eventers (Captains), 10 Mid-Carders (Next year’s Captains), and 10 Tag Teams (Next year’s Mid-Carders and Future Endeavored), and we can have the return of the traditional 4 – on – 4 Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team match card. Now let’s take a look at the roster. What are we missing??

Screw it, shut down FCW and bring up every FCW Superstar and form Tag Teams out of them all and place them all on Raw or Smackdown.

If it were up to me, I’d bring back the Clique / Kliq in full force. Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Pac joining Triple H at this point in time could be the most anticipated on screen debut in Wrestling history. The New D-Generation X World Order led by the McMahon-Helmsley Fac-gime.

Vince is going to have to come back with a Stable of his own. Let’s see… John Cena, Randy Orton, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the rightful heir to the throne, Shane McMahon. That’s a Survivor Series Main Event right there!!

Immortal is not working anymore for me. The Stable name and the current active members just don’t fit for me.

With the recent Angle Heel turn, would the return of the Main Event Mafia work today?? Kurt Angle, Sting, and Scott Steiner could be joined by two other former World Champions. I’m thinking of replacing the 6 Time World Champion, Booker T with the 16 Time World Champion, Ric Flair. I’m thinking of replacing the longest reigning WWE Champion of the 90s and leader of N.W.O. Wolfpac, Kevin Nash, with the longest reigning WWE Champion of the 80s and leader of N.W.O. Hollywood, Hulk Hogan. I’d even add Samoa Joe and make him their “centerpiece” being that he was a part of the group before.

Okay, now I’m convinced that the WWE does not intend on changing the WWE Championship Title Belt.

There is one Tag Team that could bring Tag Team Wrestling back to it “Power and Glory” days, and that’s Batista and Zema Ion, maybe even form a Stable with Manny Pacquiao!! Okay, that’s just my Filipino Pride talking.
 
CM Punk came back way too early. One month would have been good. Two months would have been better. Three months would have been the best. Four months could have been a little too long, but one week?? Come on!!

Couldn't agree more. I appreciate when they did it with Cena. I know that the Nexus was fresh but it wasn't quite the turbulent time that this is turning out to be and going without Cena then would have been risky to say the least. Here they were on to something special, they could have baked this story for far far longer, had Punk turn up to shows/events anywhere and everywhere and build up his notoriety to boiling point. When he returning it would have dwarfed the current situation.

They pulled the trigger too soon.

I would like to see the return of the Nexus at SummerSlam. First, I’d like to see Daniel Bryan cash in on Christian or Randy Orton. Second, I want to see ALL the members come back, including Wade Barrett, and “help” Punk defeat Cena with the Finger Poke of Doom, thus turning Cena Heel and finally state that this is the “Higher Purpose”. It was Triple H’s plan all along and that he was, in fact, the Mystery Raw GM this whole time. Okay, that’s reaching, but that would make compelling TV. This also gives others like Mysterio, Morrison, and maybe an R-Truth turn, revealing he was right about the conspiracy, a chance as the Top 3 Faces on Raw.

Nexus was a good idea, domination by numbers but they never seemed to have a real end goal and that's why it was ultimately doomed to fail. It never had the quality, though, to pull the whole thing off the way management would have wanted. Some factions get better over time, Nexus started on their own high level and just fizzled out slowly. The end product was the equivalent of NWO 2003, very poor.

My concern with this idea is what it does fro all the performers. Factions are a great way to get guys over but if they spend too much of their career in them they start to look like only the part of a glorious whole, not great in their own right. Guys like Bryan, Barrett, these guys need to be on their own right now. They need to resolve the mystery GM, but I wouldn't go about it this way.

How come we didn’t get the highly anticipated Nexus vs. Corre storyline??

Could have been more than it was... but not much more. I'd say they were a 2 PPV, if that, sort of a feud. There wasn't enough reason to have them face each other, only Barrett had real ammo in the feud after Punk took over his group. I prefer the way they had their own purpose on their respective brands if I'm honest.

I think I like where this whole Beth Phoenix angle is going. I think she might even win the Divas Title, throw it in a trash can and bring back the Women’s Title. Wishful thinking.

Yeah, that's not a bad idea at all. My only question is... if she really builds up a head of steam who is the foil? Perhaps she has an epic polymonth title reign until Kharma returns. That would add the flavor back to the division, get some people caring at least. I said all along Beth is the only person (perhaps save Natalya) who looks a legit threat to Kharma. The above scenario would work (yours that is!).

Are we going to see a 50-Man Royal Rumble in 2012?? 60-Man in 2013??

I don't think 40 man compromises the match. It was a 30 man event for over 20 years, it's not a WCW style over gimmicky match, it's fine as it is. I'd cap it off, should the opportunity ever arise, at a 50 man thing. Plus you have to consider the amount of competitors you need to fill our this sort of event, it's unlikely the WWE will be able to account for an extra 10 men next year short of multiple guest appearances. I don't think it'll change at least for a long time, at most ever.

What exactly do we have to do to get the Survivor Series back to the way it originally was?? Seriously, what!? I figure, 2 Raw 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches and 2 Smackdown 5-on-5 Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination matches, with the Survivors from each match competing in a 5th Survivor Series Style Tag Team Elimination match for Bragging Rights / Brand Supremacy. The winning Brand gets the Tag Titles exclusively on their Show for a year…or something like that.

I'm not sure exactly when Bragging right became more Survivor Series than SS itself, I am confident it wasn't a good move. Don't get me wrong, I love non-gimmick PPV's like Capitol Punishment, Wrestlemania etc.. but you have to recognize the good gimmick orientated ones. I'd gladly drop the HIAC PPV to restore the Survivor Series one, regaining the novelty of a HIAC match in the process.

If Daniel Bryan officially stated that he won’t cash in his Blue Case till WM XXVIII, why does he keep bringing it with him to events?? Leave it at home, before you get “Kennedy-ed”…”Kennedy-ed”!!

Stupid fucking Bryan. If someone steals that, does it become their's? A point I don't think has been raised. I know there is a contract but we don't know if that contract is superstar specific or just briefcase related.

In the Bound For Glory Series, there better not be a BFG Series finale match worth 50 points, or else that would make the rest of the Series pointless.

I don't understand how this final BFG series match works. If Crimson is more than 10 points away from the rest of the field by that point, what's the point in the final match unless it holds more points than a regular match which would ultimately devalue the entire tournament. I have to assume (hope) that TNA covers this and has it possible for Crimson to be beaten by normal means in that final match, otherwise it's another Russo-sized cock-up.

So, is someone going to take Matt Morgan’s spot / points in the BFGS??

Doesn't seem that way. Anderson or Abyss or someone else should have taken his place/had a spot from the get-go to insure against this.

Did Jeff Jarrett really refer to the AAA World Title as the Immortal World Title??

Aye. No problems with it myself, good heel idea. Mexicans will surely dislike him a lot by now.

If TNA really wants a comedy routine, they should strap Eric Young with the Legends Title and the Global Title in addition to his Television Title and TNA World Title V.1. Imagine what he would look like challenging “Legend”ary “Global”ly known “Television” Stars like…well…David Hasselhoff with 4 Belts attached to him.

I find Eric Young hilarious. I don't know what else to add. I think as well as being funny this might actually get the guy some mainstream attention. I'm just happy he's found his niche, Eric Young being serious never really worked.

With both Big Show and Kane out for a few months, I would love nothing more than for them to return with Paul Bearer and the Undertaker as a Stable called Destruction. Maybe even add the Great Khali for $#!+s and giggles.

I'd just feel, although the idea is intriguing, that each constituent part is greater than the sum. Don't get me wrong, none of these guys have an issue putting people over but for whoever overcame them (I'm assuming this faction would be heel) it would hurt at least Taker. I can't envision who could overcome ALL of these members, I just can't.

Let’s face it, the only way John Cena will have a Heel turn is if Kurt Angle puts him in the Ankle Lock. That doesn’t mean we should stop making up fantasy storylines for it.

I am in the 'Cena should turn heel' camp, now more than ever. Cena is at that point Hogan reached in 1994-ish, people are really starting to tire of him, and when I say people I mean kids as well. I mean let's face it, going by the reactions of the audience wherever he goes now, it's difficult to still maintain you're a face when the majority of people are booing you. This whole booing Cena thing is only going to grow and grow until they don't have the option. Turn Cena heel will really re-invigorate the character and put Punk/ Cena on that level. It's getting to the point where this NEEDS, and I don't say this thoughtlessly, to happen.

Who is the Greatest Face of all time who never turned Heel??

I think we'll have to go with Rey Mysterio because I can't remember any instances of him turning and because of how big a star he is. Honestly, I can't think of many people who haven't ever been both sides of the coin. He's gotta be the biggest guy who (technically speaking) who hasn't ever noticeably turned heel. I don't know how he'd do it but like Jeff Hardy, Hulk Hogan etc.. based on shock factor alone it would be good.

Dusty Rhodes? I'm sure KB or another old school scholar could correct me on that but the only heel thing I remember was his recent Cody/Mysterio segment.

Who is the Greatest Heel of all time who never turned Face??

Equally as difficult as the first question. Ted Dibiase Senior? Did he ever have a considerable face run? These would be my two reasonably well thought out answers I guess.
 
Couldn't agree more. I appreciate when they did it with Cena. I know that the Nexus was fresh but it wasn't quite the turbulent time that this is turning out to be and going without Cena then would have been risky to say the least. Here they were on to something special, they could have baked this story for far far longer, had Punk turn up to shows/events anywhere and everywhere and build up his notoriety to boiling point. When he returning it would have dwarfed the current situation.

They pulled the trigger too soon.

Exactly my point. The Nexus Invasion and Takeover was a good storyline, but CM Punk’s is better.

Nexus was a good idea, domination by numbers but they never seemed to have a real end goal and that's why it was ultimately doomed to fail. It never had the quality, though, to pull the whole thing off the way management would have wanted. Some factions get better over time, Nexus started on their own high level and just fizzled out slowly. The end product was the equivalent of NWO 2003, very poor.

My concern with this idea is what it does fro all the performers. Factions are a great way to get guys over but if they spend too much of their career in them they start to look like only the part of a glorious whole, not great in their own right. Guys like Bryan, Barrett, these guys need to be on their own right now. They need to resolve the mystery GM, but I wouldn't go about it this way.

What should have happened was, the Nexus should have been split up into two groups of 4 right from the beginning and send half of them to Smackdown to take over the Blue show. Here’s a breakdown of who would be contending for each Title that I would have loved to have seen. I’m not saying they all should have held these Titles, but they could have all at least challenged for them.

WWE Title – Wade Barrett
World Title – David Otunga
Intercontinental Title – Justin Gabriel
United States Title – Heath Slater
WWE Tag Team Titles – Darren Young and Skip Sheffield
Michael Tarver could have been the enforcer and eventually dropped by the “N”.
Daniel Bryan could have played the role of the one who turns on the “N” eventually.

Could have been more than it was... but not much more. I'd say they were a 2 PPV, if that, sort of a feud. There wasn't enough reason to have them face each other, only Barrett had real ammo in the feud after Punk took over his group. I prefer the way they had their own purpose on their respective brands if I'm honest.

A Nexus vs. Corre match at WrestleMania would have been cool. I agree, one or two PPVs would have been enough.

Yeah, that's not a bad idea at all. My only question is... if she really builds up a head of steam who is the foil? Perhaps she has an epic polymonth title reign until Kharma returns. That would add the flavor back to the division, get some people caring at least. I said all along Beth is the only person (perhaps save Natalya) who looks a legit threat to Kharma. The above scenario would work (yours that is!).

I agree.

I don't think 40 man compromises the match. It was a 30 man event for over 20 years, it's not a WCW style over gimmicky match, it's fine as it is. I'd cap it off, should the opportunity ever arise, at a 50 man thing. Plus you have to consider the amount of competitors you need to fill our this sort of event, it's unlikely the WWE will be able to account for an extra 10 men next year short of multiple guest appearances. I don't think it'll change at least for a long time, at most ever.

I wouldn’t mind having 10 – 20 one time guest appearance to fill out a 50 – man Royal Rumble. That would surely increase PPV buys and make the Royal Rumble a little more special.

I'm not sure exactly when Bragging right became more Survivor Series than SS itself, I am confident it wasn't a good move. Don't get me wrong, I love non-gimmick PPV's like Capitol Punishment, Wrestlemania etc.. but you have to recognize the good gimmick orientated ones. I'd gladly drop the HIAC PPV to restore the Survivor Series one, regaining the novelty of a HIAC match in the process.

I agree. Bragging Rights and the Survivor Series should have been tied together. We’ve had a few Raw vs. Smackdown Classic Survivor Series Style Elimination Tag Team Matches at the Survivor Series in the past. Bragging Rights was really not necessary.

Stupid fucking Bryan. If someone steals that, does it become their's? A point I don't think has been raised. I know there is a contract but we don't know if that contract is superstar specific or just briefcase related.

I’m pretty sure it’s Superstar specific, but I’m not 100% sure.

I don't understand how this final BFG series match works. If Crimson is more than 10 points away from the rest of the field by that point, what's the point in the final match unless it holds more points than a regular match which would ultimately devalue the entire tournament. I have to assume (hope) that TNA covers this and has it possible for Crimson to be beaten by normal means in that final match, otherwise it's another Russo-sized cock-up.

100% agreed.

Doesn't seem that way. Anderson or Abyss or someone else should have taken his place/had a spot from the get-go to insure against this.

It’s okay. I’d like to know how the BFGS 12 were picked to begin with.

Aye. No problems with it myself, good heel idea. Mexicans will surely dislike him a lot by now.

I guess you’re right, but still.

I find Eric Young hilarious. I don't know what else to add. I think as well as being funny this might actually get the guy some mainstream attention. I'm just happy he's found his niche, Eric Young being serious never really worked.

Yeah, I was just thinking of really overdoing it putting it way over the top, like a “not so serious” version of Lance Storm in WCW with his Canadian Heavyweight Championship, his 100 kg and Under Championship, and his Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title.

I'd just feel, although the idea is intriguing, that each constituent part is greater than the sum. Don't get me wrong, none of these guys have an issue putting people over but for whoever overcame them (I'm assuming this faction would be heel) it would hurt at least Taker. I can't envision who could overcome ALL of these members, I just can't.

Exactly. Now imagine the team of Cena and Punk or Orton and Christian trying to topple the “Big 4”. Get it, “Big 4”??

I am in the 'Cena should turn heel' camp, now more than ever. Cena is at that point Hogan reached in 1994-ish, people are really starting to tire of him, and when I say people I mean kids as well. I mean let's face it, going by the reactions of the audience wherever he goes now, it's difficult to still maintain you're a face when the majority of people are booing you. This whole booing Cena thing is only going to grow and grow until they don't have the option. Turn Cena heel will really re-invigorate the character and put Punk/ Cena on that level. It's getting to the point where this NEEDS, and I don't say this thoughtlessly, to happen.

I now think that holding off for a little longer would really pay off in the end. I think, maybe until people really tire of wanting him to turn Heel would be the perfect time for him to turn. Imagine if Hulk Hogan turned Heel in the WWE anytime during his run as the Face of the WWE. It worked out so well because it took so long for it to happen.

I think we'll have to go with Rey Mysterio because I can't remember any instances of him turning and because of how big a star he is. Honestly, I can't think of many people who haven't ever been both sides of the coin. He's gotta be the biggest guy who (technically speaking) who hasn't ever noticeably turned heel. I don't know how he'd do it but like Jeff Hardy, Hulk Hogan etc.. based on shock factor alone it would be good.

Dusty Rhodes? I'm sure KB or another old school scholar could correct me on that but the only heel thing I remember was his recent Cody/Mysterio segment.

Equally as difficult as the first question. Ted Dibiase Senior? Did he ever have a considerable face run? These would be my two reasonably well thought out answers I guess.

As for the Face to never turn Face or the Heel to never turn Heel, that’s just up for debate and could go on and on.

And yes, I have only just realized I didn't respond to your latest post. Bollocks.

Don’t sweat it. You can even go back and discuss the prior RRRs. There’s a $#!+ load of them and there will be a lot more to come.

"Because"

That is my answer to all of your the questions.

That answer is as good as any in RRR. Might not spark up conversation or debate, but it is a logical answer in the illogical world of Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment.

I'll be back with more Random Rhetorical Rants later. Stay thirsty my friends.
 

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