Random Rhetorical Rants

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to another edition of RRR. Let’s jump right in. The water, like the state of Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment, is lukewarm.

I get that it’s a gimmick, but I just can’t stand it when Superstars put their Belts in their mouths and bite it. Umaga and Gunner from recent memory, and I’m sure a few others are guilty of this. I don’t know why, but it just bothers me.

In this year’s Draft, I will again say, I want the Intercontinental Title on Raw with the WWE Title and the United States Title on Smackdown with the World Title. Sheamus and Wade Barrett could use the switch.

After a few months of the Tag Titles and Divas Titles being Unified, I have decided that I rather see both Titles split up again. I miss having two pairs of Tag Team Champions and two Female Champions. The Bellas would look hot with both the Women’s and the Divas Titles right now.

In the WWE 2011 Draft, as soon as Orton’s name was picked, I thought, if this draft is random, why don’t they have someone get drafted back on the same night?? I had a feeling that Cena was going to be moved back. Did anyone else see this coming??

Now would be a great time for Edge to return and form / manage the “Rated R Entourage” with Christian as his Main Eventer, Zach Ryder as his Mid-Carder, and Curt Hawkins as one half of his Tag Team. The other half of his Tag Team should be Heath Slater. He has history with Christian on NXT and Justin Gabriel needs to move to singles competition.

With Kane and Big Show on both shows with the Tag Titles, now would be a good time for Undertaker to return as a Heel and have one last run for the Ministry of Darkness.

You know what the WWE Draft should have?? They should have Superstars not on either show. Can you imagine, for example, Smackdown got first pick, and then Chris Jericho’s face pops up on the Titantron?? Can you imagine, for example, Raw got the second pick, and then Kurt Angle’s face pops up on the Titantron?? The way it is now, it doesn’t feel like a “Draft”, but more like a forced trade between Red and Blue. I think we need more brands…I said I think. TNA and ROH should have been in the Draft.

Beer Money. Could that gimmick work with Austin and JBL as a Tag Team??

Why did the WWE split up Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara?? I would have loved to have seen them take the Tag Titles from Big Show and Kane.

Big Kane. No. Kane Show. No. We need a name. How about the “Triple Crown World Champions” since they are the only two to win the WWE, WCW / World Heavyweight, and ECW Titles. They really should brag about that more.

Here are your winners, and new WWE Tag Team Champions, Mark Henry and Ezekiel Jackson!!

I have mixed emotions about WWE scraping Night Of Champions. On one hand, it was the only PPV to showcase every Champion in a Title match. On the other hand, every PPV should showcase every Champion in a Title match. Having a Non-Title match at last year’s (2010) Night Of Champions should have been the sign of things to come.

WWE Extreme Rules. It just doesn’t sound as “Extreme” without ECW now does it??

With WM XXVIII in Miami next year, and the Main Event already “set”, will the Rock be inducted into the Hall of Fame in Spring of 2012??

Eric Young (TNA Title V.1) and Matt Hardy (TNA Title V.2 a.k.a. Immortal Title) should form a Tag Team managed by Mick Foley (WWE Hardcore Title). I shall dub them the “Trash Pickers”. Maybe add Jim Duggan (WCW TV Title) to the Stable . Who came up with the idea of using deactivated Title Belts anyway?? It seems like Vince Russo is behind ALL of this.

Check me out later.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

Quote from King Patrick

Eric Young (TNA Title V.1) and Matt Hardy (TNA Title V.2 a.k.a. Immortal Title) should form a Tag Team managed by Mick Foley (WWE Hardcore Title). I shall dub them the “Trash Pickers”. Maybe add Jim Duggan (WCW TV Title) to the Stable .

You might just add Mideon and his European Title to this stable, although he did retrieve it from a duffle bag, does that qualify him?

The Irish whip into the turnbuckle was only ever realistic when done to Bret Hart. He took it sternum first. Why did this only happen to the Hitman? And while we're on the subject, what was going on with HBK and Naitch!?

On the subject of turnbuckles... When a wrestler (yep I said it) comes off the the top rope and receives a boot under the chin from his opponent who is lying on the ground, what move was he originally going for?

Speaking of lying on the ground... if bouncing off the ropes and your opponent lies flat on the mat, why would you jump over him and keep running? Would it not make more sense to drive a kick into him, splash him or apply a submission?

They say that drawing number 1 in the Royal Rumble and going on to win is the hardest way to do it and has the longest odds. Surely drawing number 2 is exactly the same? Or perhaps is even more of a disadvantage with longer odds? After all, doesn't your opponent have their bearings about them leaving you more prone?

 

[King Patrick Star]

You might just add Mideon and his European Title to this stable, although he did retrieve it from a duffle bag, does that qualify him?

I think you are right. Mideon should be added to the group. The Four Trash-men.

The Irish whip into the turnbuckle was only ever realistic when done to Bret Hart. He took it sternum first. Why did this only happen to the Hitman? And while we're on the subject, what was going on with HBK and Naitch!?

I always wondered that too. If someone is going to throw someone else into anything how could they have the ability to turn around, BUT not stop from running into the turnbuckle back first?? That’s a very good question. A better question, why have we accepted this for so long?? I think Ric and Shawn just thought if they do what they do, it could have been a way to get out of the ring and…nevermind.

On the subject of turnbuckles... When a wrestler (yep I said it) comes off the the top rope and receives a boot under the chin from his opponent who is lying on the ground, what move was he originally going for?

I always wondered this too!! You’re on a roll!! I just accepted the fact (or fiction in this case) that the WRESTLER (I’m always going to say it) was attempting to do a Double Axe Handle Elbow Drop, Macho King style. Let’s just go with that.

Speaking of lying on the ground... if bouncing off the ropes and your opponent lies flat on the mat, why would you jump over him and keep running? Would it not make more sense to drive a kick into him, splash him or apply a submission?

Yes, but everything that happens in the Matrix isn’t really happening, so JUMP!! (Important to note, if someone is running at you and you don’t have time to drop to the ground, leap frog.)

They say that drawing number 1 in the Royal Rumble and going on to win is the hardest way to do it and has the longest odds. Surely drawing number 2 is exactly the same? Or perhaps is even more of a disadvantage with longer odds? After all, doesn't your opponent have their bearings about them leaving you more prone?

I agree. I think drawing # 2 would be harder only because as # 2 is entering the ring, # 1 could attack before # 2 is even able to stand up. Good catch.

 

[King Patrick Star]

I’m back and I’m better than ever…

Let’s get right into it.

Being born in Philadelphia, I take pride in ECW and its history. How “Extreme” (good or bad) would it have been if the Main Events at WrestleMania were Undertaker vs. Bobby Lashley in 2007, John Cena vs. Chavo Guerrero in 2008, Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger in 2009, or Edge vs. Ezekiel Jackson in 2010??

A new Stable idea based off of the video game. The “WWE All-Stars” – Randy Orton, Undertaker, and D-Generation X (Triple H, and Shawn Michaels). They could be like the Main Event Mafia, for all being former World Champions. They could be like the Corre, with no leader. They could do the “screw the next generation, we’re keeping the spotlight on us”. I know HBK is retired, but the man who retired him could unretire him in this storyline, or have Shawn play the manager role.

The Bellas are hot, but I think it’s only because they are twins. If you could duplicate any Diva or Knockout, who would it be?? My pick, I’d love to see two Velvet Skys.

WWE Puppies (w/ Jerry the King Lawler) vs. TNA Pigeons (w/ Taz) make it happen on Playboy TV.

John Cena and Randy Orton vs. vs. Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show and Kane. Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination match. Every Title on the line. Who would you book to win this match??

Sin Cara needs to start switching up the colors. Pretty soon every kid is going to have that blue mask with gold trim.

Jericho wants to come back with a new gimmick. I say the only gimmick left for Jericho to do would be the leader / manager of a Stable. Yes, he has had partners before, but now is the time to elevate the future the same way past Stable leaders did. Miz, Sheamus, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler would do just fine under Jericho’s leadership. All former WWE / World Champions. All young and hungry. The stable name… “Future”.

The WWE and United States Titles are exclusive to Raw. The World and Intercontinental Titles are exclusive to Smackdown. It’s time for the WWE Tag Team Titles to be exclusive to Superstars. It’s an “inter-brand” show, let’s put the inter-brand Titles on there. Make Superstars the Tag Team show.

I’m going to say this every year until in happens. Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather…WrestleMania XXVIII.

Kurt Angle, at one time, held every single Championship in TNA. Who would you like to see be the next Superstar to accomplish this in the WWE and / or TNA??

Do you somehow get the feeling that the Nexus and the Corre are going to reunite??

I say reveal the Raw GM or fire Teddy Long as the Smackdown GM and replace him with an iPad.

After this feud with Kurt Angle is over, I hope Double J turns on Immortal and joins Fortune. Jeff Jarrett deserves to be the Ric Flair mentor type of the TNA Originals. It doesn’t get anymore “TNA Original” than the King of the Mountain.

Immortal was great when it only consisted of former World Champions, but now, I feel that they are kind of Mortal.

Since Daniel Bryan and Mark Henry were drafted to Smackdown and W. S. M. turned heel, is it safe to assume that the Allied People Powered by Loathing Everything has disbanded?? “Don’t confuse expansion with destruction. The A. P. P. L. E. leased this business!!

See you next time on R. R. R.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Hi!

Being born in Philadelphia, I take pride in ECW and its history. How “Extreme” (good or bad) would it have been if the Main Events at WrestleMania were Undertaker vs. Bobby Lashley in 2007, John Cena vs. Chavo Guerrero in 2008, Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger in 2009, or Edge vs. Ezekiel Jackson in 2010??

Likely a damn sight less godd than it turned out to be. People who were in ECW were generally vets with little left to offer or up-and-comers who needed on screen developing. Oh and the crap people. Match-wise it would have been quite good though.

A new Stable idea based off of the video game. The “WWE All-Stars” – Randy Orton, Undertaker, and D-Generation X (Triple H, and Shawn Michaels). They could be like the Main Event Mafia, for all being former World Champions. They could be like the Corre, with no leader. They could do the “screw the next generation, we’re keeping the spotlight on us”. I know HBK is retired, but the man who retired him could unretire him in this storyline, or have Shawn play the manager role.

Pffffff, do I have to answer this frankly? Well, no, not really seen as it is rhetorical. But I'll do it anyway. Sounds like a Main Event Mafia in WWE. I didn't like the Main Event Mafia in TNA, not going to like it here.

The Bellas are hot, but I think it’s only because they are twins. If you could duplicate any Diva or Knockout, who would it be?? My pick, I’d love to see two Velvet Skys.

Can I duplicate the Bellas to make four? If not I'll just go with Tara, she's my woman.

WWE Puppies (w/ Jerry the King Lawler) vs. TNA Pigeons (w/ Taz) make it happen on Playboy TV.

Motion pondered, motion passed...... is what I would say as a network exec.

John Cena and Randy Orton vs. vs. Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show and Kane. Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination match. Every Title on the line. Who would you book to win this match??

Quite obviously Kane and Big Show. I don't even know how the other teams would stand a chance. But reality would dictate Cena and Orton, with an interesting second pick as Kofi and Barrett.

Sin Cara needs to start switching up the colors. Pretty soon every kid is going to have that blue mask with gold trim.

I'm voting for red and black, the ultimate combination.

Jericho wants to come back with a new gimmick. I say the only gimmick left for Jericho to do would be the leader / manager of a Stable. Yes, he has had partners before, but now is the time to elevate the future the same way past Stable leaders did. Miz, Sheamus, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler would do just fine under Jericho’s leadership. All former WWE / World Champions. All young and hungry. The stable name… “Future”.

I agree. His versatility levels are very high, if not your idea then something new, something he hasn't done before. He's a great heel but his suit schtick was getting a little old before he left.

The WWE and United States Titles are exclusive to Raw. The World and Intercontinental Titles are exclusive to Smackdown. It’s time for the WWE Tag Team Titles to be exclusive to Superstars. It’s an “inter-brand” show, let’s put the inter-brand Titles on there. Make Superstars the Tag Team show.

If it's inter-brand the titles ought not really be exclusive to anywhere which I would admittedly prefer. Your idea would account for some good matches, some raised games for superstars' superstars but would make the show more than just a vehicle for the unoccupied and progressing, which I'm not in favour of. Thumbs down on this occasion.

I’m going to say this every year until in happens. Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather…WrestleMania XXVIII.

I doubt the participants would be willing. Besides, boxer v boxer, why does this happen in a wrestling ring?

Kurt Angle, at one time, held every single Championship in TNA. Who would you like to see be the next Superstar to accomplish this in the WWE and / or TNA??

For WWE I'd say maybe Cena to build his match with Rocky 'cept he'd need to get the US and IC title belts, not a big issue though. For TNA it would have to be someone like AJ, Joe, maybe Crimson if he gets pushed enough, they have to be physically dominating and he could fit that category. Then again so could Rob Terry I suppose. And I wouldn't dream of proposing this.

Do you somehow get the feeling that the Nexus and the Corre are going to reunite??

Certainly not. They seem far too far apart in context and goals to do that. I did think the Jackson/Ryan similarity from Raw and Smackdown two weeks previous with them both walking out on respective groups was interesting. More interesting by the fact one separated further and left the group, and the other got embraced further within.

I say reveal the Raw GM or fire Teddy Long as the Smackdown GM and replace him with an iPad.

Second option, no hesitation.

After this feud with Kurt Angle is over, I hope Double J turns on Immortal and joins Fortune. Jeff Jarrett deserves to be the Ric Flair mentor type of the TNA Originals. It doesn’t get anymore “TNA Original” than the King of the Mountain.

If it weren't for the fact the only bit of sparkle J has shown in his whole career has been recently where he needed the reserves of his entire private life to make him the least bit interesting, I'd agree. I'm just counting down the days till he goes away for good. I'm at 1,784 right now.

Immortal was great when it only consisted of former World Champions, but now, I feel that they are kind of Mortal

Immortal has always felt inadequate to me. Their solution to this is to kick out another bit of muscle, they obviously think that Rob Terry, Matt Hardy and Gunner/Murphy (whichever one is left) is enough to scare off a group of veterans like Fortune. Clap clap clap. I'm impressed.

Since Daniel Bryan and Mark Henry were drafted to Smackdown and W. S. M. turned heel, is it safe to assume that the Allied People Powered by Loathing Everything has disbanded?? “Don’t confuse expansion with destruction. The A. P. P. L. E. leased this business!!

Maybe we could have the Quite Ugly but Effortlessly Entertaining Rascal's.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Hi!

Hi!!

Likely a damn sight less godd than it turned out to be. People who were in ECW were generally vets with little left to offer or up-and-comers who needed on screen developing. Oh and the crap people. Match-wise it would have been quite good though.

It would have been great to see at least one or two of these matches highlighted on the Grandest Stage of Them All, but it is what it is.

Pffffff, do I have to answer this frankly? Well, no, not really seen as it is rhetorical. But I'll do it anyway. Sounds like a Main Event Mafia in WWE. I didn't like the Main Event Mafia in TNA, not going to like it here.

I just think a veteran stable could push a “rookie” stable, in this case, four times faster than doing it the way they are doing things right now. Orton, Taker, HHH, and HBK could give a great push to the stable I create known as “Future”: Jericho, Miz, Sheamus, Swagger and Ziggler (name subject to change, HA!!)

Can I duplicate the Bellas to make four? If not I'll just go with Tara, she's my woman.

4 Bellas?? Life is good in the Imagi-Nation!! 2 Taras works for me too!!

Motion pondered, motion passed...... is what I would say as a network exec.

It’s the thought that counts.

Quite obviously Kane and Big Show. I don't even know how the other teams would stand a chance. But reality would dictate Cena and Orton, with an interesting second pick as Kofi and Barrett.

How about this scenario?? John Cena and Randy Orton as the WWE Tag Team Champions, Big Show as the Intercontinental Champion, Kane as the United States Champion, Wade Barrett as the World Champion, and Kofi Kingston as the WWE Champion. How would the IWC react to that!?

I'm voting for red and black, the ultimate combination.

I’m thinking going Mysterio style and changing it up every week.

I agree. His versatility levels are very high, if not your idea then something new, something he hasn't done before. He's a great heel but his suit schtick was getting a little old before he left.

We agree!! “Future” (Miz, Sheamus, Swagger and Ziggler w/Jericho) vs. “All-Stars” (Orton, Taker, HHH, and HBK w/McMahon or someone else, I don’t know)

If it's inter-brand the titles ought not really be exclusive to anywhere which I would admittedly prefer. Your idea would account for some good matches, some raised games for superstars' superstars but would make the show more than just a vehicle for the unoccupied and progressing, which I'm not in favour of. Thumbs down on this occasion.

Tag Teams today are unoccupied and progressing. Start the new Stars out as Tag Teams and then break them up when they are ready. Hart Foundation, the Rockers, the Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian are the perfect example of this successful formula. If they are not ready, they can stay as an established Tag Team. Demolition, Road Warriors, the Dudley Boyz are the perfect example of “Plan B”.

I doubt the participants would be willing. Besides, boxer v boxer, why does this happen in a wrestling ring?

I was just ranting about PacMan vs. Money NOT happening anytime soon. When I saw Floyd vs. Big Show at Mania, and then saw Batista supporting Manny, I thought, if anyone can get these two in a ring, it’s gotta be Vince.

For WWE I'd say maybe Cena to build his match with Rocky 'cept he'd need to get the US and IC title belts, not a big issue though. For TNA it would have to be someone like AJ, Joe, maybe Crimson if he gets pushed enough, they have to be physically dominating and he could fit that category. Then again so could Rob Terry I suppose. And I wouldn't dream of proposing this.

In TNA, I’d like to see Samoa Joe accomplish this or Kurt Angle doing it for a second time. I’m not sure about who I would like to see accomplish this in the WWE, but if Kurt Angle were to come back…

Certainly not. They seem far too far apart in context and goals to do that. I did think the Jackson/Ryan similarity from Raw and Smackdown two weeks previous with them both walking out on respective groups was interesting. More interesting by the fact one separated further and left the group, and the other got embraced further within.

Interesting view.

Second option, no hesitation.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but what would Teddy do??

If it weren't for the fact the only bit of sparkle J has shown in his whole career has been recently where he needed the reserves of his entire private life to make him the least bit interesting, I'd agree. I'm just counting down the days till he goes away for good. I'm at 1,784 right now.

The only reason why I think highly of Jeff Jarrett in what many would consider too much, is the fact that he started TNA.

Immortal has always felt inadequate to me. Their solution to this is to kick out another bit of muscle, they obviously think that Rob Terry, Matt Hardy and Gunner/Murphy (whichever one is left) is enough to scare off a group of veterans like Fortune. Clap clap clap. I'm impressed.

Yes, something has to change.

Maybe we could have the Quite Ugly but Effortlessly Entertaining Rascal's.

Creative, I’ll give you that.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Hi!!

Hey!!!

I just think a veteran stable could push a “rookie” stable, in this case, four times faster than doing it the way they are doing things right now. Orton, Taker, HHH, and HBK could give a great push to the stable I create known as “Future”: Jericho, Miz, Sheamus, Swagger and Ziggler (name subject to change, HA!!)

If you put it that way I can see it now. Problem is, the mistake they have made recently and for a while is the older vets are faces and the younger guys coming up are heels like when DX and legacy feuded. And the problem with this is once again logical booking comes in and says a face has to get the last win, they have to end the feud. So the established guys get the momentum which they don't need.

But thinking about it more your actually proposing the opposite, making it easier for the young faces to come out on top. So if I can revise what I perhaps hastily said last time, it has a good chance of working. I guess it's similar to the front-line and MEM feud in TNA which, unless I'm mistaken and it's possible as I wasn't watching then, did a good job of actually putting the younger guys over. So yeah it probably would work with the write story-writing.

How about this scenario?? John Cena and Randy Orton as the WWE Tag Team Champions, Big Show as the Intercontinental Champion, Kane as the United States Champion, Wade Barrett as the World Champion, and Kofi Kingston as the WWE Champion. How would the IWC react to that!?

I'm sure they'd love it........for about 2 weeks, until they realise they'd actually have the more established more fitting stars holding the big titles. I thinnk Swagger, Ziggler, Sheamus, Miz in recent memory, there's plenty enough young champions to not jump the gun. Interestingly with Kane and Big Show though, always viable threats, always good as champions even if that happens to be world as proven with Kane last year.

I’m thinking going Mysterio style and changing it up every week.

I expect so

We agree!! “Future” (Miz, Sheamus, Swagger and Ziggler w/Jericho) vs. “All-Stars” (Orton, Taker, HHH, and HBK w/McMahon or someone else, I don’t know)

Oh OK!! Let's just call Vince and get it booked already!

Tag Teams today are unoccupied and progressing. Start the new Stars out as Tag Teams and then break them up when they are ready. Hart Foundation, the Rockers, the Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian are the perfect example of this successful formula. If they are not ready, they can stay as an established Tag Team. Demolition, Road Warriors, the Dudley Boyz are the perfect example of “Plan B”.

I agree, if you put people like Hawkins, Baretta and Ryder in tag teams where they can challenge they get at the very least TV time, and if they are decidedly not ready, they aren't ready. I believe in testing the water, not just cannonballing in and hoping for the best.

I was just ranting about PacMan vs. Money NOT happening anytime soon. When I saw Floyd vs. Big Show at Mania, and then saw Batista supporting Manny, I thought, if anyone can get these two in a ring, it’s gotta be Vince.

Yeah. Only way he'd get him if if it was actually a wrestling match or if they managed in the corners of two wrestlers. Saaaaaay Big Show w/ Mayweather (old acquaintances, it'd work. Also the face team, Mayweather gets over well in WWE) vs. Del Rio and Manny? The heel team? Truth is it'd probably encourage the actual boxing bout to go ahead as soon as the two get in close quarters and realise they can work together and reach an agreement.

In TNA, I’d like to see Samoa Joe accomplish this or Kurt Angle doing it for a second time. I’m not sure about who I would like to see accomplish this in the WWE, but if Kurt Angle were to come back…

I'm still vying for Crimson, his look is just awesome and buyable.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but what would Teddy do??

Sweep streets? Nah, he could always manage again if needs be. Best keep him where he is until he's ready to retire though so as to avoid this from happening.

The only reason why I think highly of Jeff Jarrett in what many would consider too much, is the fact that he started TNA.

It is quite an accomplishment, one which you have to give credit for. Because I certainly give him credit for little else he's done in the profession. That it's still going 9 years later is impressive, but maybe not for much longer eh?

Creative, I’ll give you that.

That's me alright.

 

[Hardcore Heathen]

Uhh theres a question earlier Regarding the first ECW Alumni being inducted in the HoF. Doesnt Terry Funk Count???

 

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Expensive?? Do you really, honestly, truly give a $#!+ about the WWE’s expense?? Seriously, when did that become our concern??

Do you want WWE to go out of business? One of the reasons WCW lost money so quick was due to the fact that they ran 2 live shows every week. You're expecting WWE to run 3 live shows a week and have very little time of the week for live events? That's just flat out stupid.

I get what you’re saying, but as fans, we should want and get more. Who cares how much it’s going to cost??

WWE does. They're a fucking business and expect to make a profit not some magic thing that always has money.

 

[King Patrick Star]

If you put it that way I can see it now. Problem is, the mistake they have made recently and for a while is the older vets are faces and the younger guys coming up are heels like when DX and legacy feuded. And the problem with this is once again logical booking comes in and says a face has to get the last win, they have to end the feud. So the established guys get the momentum which they don't need.

But thinking about it more your actually proposing the opposite, making it easier for the young faces to come out on top. So if I can revise what I perhaps hastily said last time, it has a good chance of working. I guess it's similar to the front-line and MEM feud in TNA which, unless I'm mistaken and it's possible as I wasn't watching then, did a good job of actually putting the younger guys over. So yeah it probably would work with the write story-writing.

I think in 2011, the Faces dont' need to get the last win in a feud. If you really want to get technical, to a wholesale turn and have the vets turn Heel and the young guns turn face in the middle of this war. They could use the excuse that since they are aging, they’ll need to use some tricks. Taker, Orton and DX have been Heels before. It might work. Either way, it’s better than what’s going on now.

I'm sure they'd love it........for about 2 weeks, until they realise they'd actually have the more established more fitting stars holding the big titles. I thinnk Swagger, Ziggler, Sheamus, Miz in recent memory, there's plenty enough young champions to not jump the gun. Interestingly with Kane and Big Show though, always viable threats, always good as champions even if that happens to be world as proven with Kane last year.

Yeah, I was thinking it could get played out fast, but putting the Main Eventers in the Tag Team Division could help the Division. Having solid veterans, like Kane and Big Show, in the Mid-Card scene would help out that Division. Wade and Kofi as WWE World Champions would simply freshen things up in the WWE Universe. That’s pretty much what I was going for.

I agree, if you put people like Hawkins, Baretta and Ryder in tag teams where they can challenge they get at the very least TV time, and if they are decidedly not ready, they aren't ready. I believe in testing the water, not just cannonballing in and hoping for the best.

It worked in the past, it can work again. It’s the best way to get anyone up and running. Tag Team wrestling is a great way to kill 4 birds with one stone.

Yeah. Only way he'd get him if if it was actually a wrestling match or if they managed in the corners of two wrestlers. Saaaaaay Big Show w/ Mayweather (old acquaintances, it'd work. Also the face team, Mayweather gets over well in WWE) vs. Del Rio and Manny? The heel team? Truth is it'd probably encourage the actual boxing bout to go ahead as soon as the two get in close quarters and realise they can work together and reach an agreement.

I really just want to see the fight.

Uhh theres a question earlier Regarding the first ECW Alumni being inducted in the HoF. Doesnt Terry Funk Count???

Of courseTerry Funk counts. They could even name the ECW HOF, the ECW / Terry Funk Hardcore Hall Of Fame in my opinion. Great choice.

Do you want WWE to go out of business? One of the reasons WCW lost money so quick was due to the fact that they ran 2 live shows every week. You're expecting WWE to run 3 live shows a week and have very little time of the week for live events? That's just flat out stupid.



WWE does. They're a fucking business and expect to make a profit not some magic thing that always has money.

I think no matter what the WWE does now, they will, at this point in time, never go out of business. Something as simple as replacing a house show with a live event wouldn’t be a stretch. If anything, they could even replace NXT and Superstars with this 3rd show and film it in two sets, one hour before Raw and one hour before Smackdown. WWE’s money is not even the least of my concerns. Unless you’re a stock holder, which I doubt, then it shouldn’t concern you either. If you are a stockholder, I’d advise you to sell and get whatever money you have left.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome everybody to Random Rhetorical Rants X!! I can’t believe I came up with 150 Random Rhetorical Rants, but then again, we’re talking about Professional Sports Wrestling Entertainment. To me, Wrestling and Entertainment matter, or else I would just watch amateur wrestling and that’s just not entertaining enough for me. The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Instead of just the “name change” TNA should just put Impact back on Mondays live against Raw and put Xplosion on Fridays live against Smackdown and let it ride. I’d even go as far as having WWECW back on Tuesdays to face off against TNA’s EV2.0 (a third TNA Brand TV Show) on the same night. Ratings are bound to split eventually.

One Pay Per View a month, preferably the 3rd Sunday of every month. Twelve Pay Per Views a year. That’s it. I would even have TNA go head to head with WWE on Pay Per View Sunday. Think about it. WWE might beat out TNA with their Big 4, but TNA could be WWE with their Big 4 against WWE’s Small 8. For example, Bound For Glory vs. Vengeance or Slammiversary vs. Capitol Punishment.

Abyss is the second TNA Grand Slam Champion. Not who I expected to be # 2 (my picks were either Kurt Angle or Samoa Joe), but amazing accomplishment nonetheless.

With his current feud with Gunner, Eric Young could become the 2nd TNA Wrestler to hold the Big Red Belt under 3 different names, Legends, Global (Due to him changing the name), and Television Championship. Okay, that’s not a big deal.

A. J. Styles is the first to accomplish both the winning the TNA Grand Slam Championships and winning the LegGloVision Title under 3 names. Coincidence or the rightful achievement for the Face of TNA Impact Wrestling??

Sports Entertainers insurance policy. The only Sports Entertainer Insurance Policy I cared about is Ravishing Rick Rude when he was in DX. Other than that, who gives a $#!+ about this??

Xplosion Championship Title. Is that TNA’s Money In The Bank / Feast Of Fired Briefcase on a Strap?? When the Xplosion Champ cashes in, does he forfeit the Xplosion Title?? I want to see what this Belt looks like.

Mr. Anderson as Sting was “classic” in every sense of the term.

Macho Man Randy Savage should have been announced as the first inductee to the WWE 2012 Hall of Fame on the following Monday after 5-20-11. I think Hulk Hogan should induct him as he was the one who “inducted” him into WWE Championship history and have the Genius represent him and give a speech the only way the Genius knows how.

Everyone has their opinion about who “Mr. WrestleMania“ is. In my opinion, Shawn Michaels is “Mr. WrestleMania” the same was as he is the, “Showstopper”, “The Main Event”, “The Heart Break Kid”, it’s just another nickname. The “real” Mr. WrestleMania is Hulk Hogan.

Who is Mr. SummerSlam?? I can’t decide who it is.

Who is Mr. Survivor Series?? I can’t decide who it is.

Who is Mr. Royal Rumble?? My pick is Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Who is Mr. Bound For Glory?? My pick is Sting.

WrestleMania XXVIII. WWE vs. TNA. Streak vs. Streak. 19 – 0 vs. 4 – 0. Undertaker vs. Rob Van Dam!! Vince, Raw GM, Teddy, Dixie, Hulk, Eric, make it happen!!

See you soon at RRR XI.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

Question... Is it possible to be DQ'd or counted out in a Triple Threat match? If not, grab yo' self a chair boy and get swingin'. Failing that, just chill outside for a while and let the other two go at it.

On the subject of 3 ways (Behave yourself), can you imagine a Triple Threat MMA match? Could that ever work? Or even a 3 way basketball or soccer game with an additional hoop or goal, okay maybe that too crazy!

I get that they changed name of John Cena's trademark moves from the FU to the Attitude Adjuster and the STFU to the STF. But surely, logic dictates that the term 5 Knuckle Shuffle is twenty times more offensive!?

 

[King Patrick Star]

Question... Is it possible to be DQ'd or counted out in a Triple Threat match? If not, grab yo' self a chair boy and get swingin'. Failing that, just chill outside for a while and let the other two go at it.

I never understood that either. I think it’s no DQ and no Count-Outs, but I guess since the words Hardcore or Extreme Rules, they just don’t use weapons.

On the subject of 3 ways (Behave yourself), can you imagine a Triple Threat MMA match? Could that ever work? Or even a 3 way basketball or soccer game with an additional hoop or goal, okay maybe that too crazy!

What about a Tag Team MMA match?? What about a Tag Team Tornado MMA match??

I get that they changed name of John Cena's trademark moves from the FU to the Attitude Adjuster and the STFU to the STF. But surely, logic dictates that the term 5 Knuckle Shuffle is twenty times more offensive!?

HAHA!! Green Rep just for that statement.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

I feel King Patrick might not mind this non-wrestling Random Rhetorical Rant in his thread seeing as I'm one of his biggest fans and contribute to this more often than not.

In Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (I know, right?) why did the Rangers not just assemble into that massive Tron right from the start when taking on the main villainous monsters and avoid an exhausting battle, not to mention all the wanton destruction of the city?

To that end. I recall Kevin 'Diesel' Nash defeating Bob Backlund for the WWF title in 8 seconds back in 1994. He clearly applied the It's Morphin' Time! attitude and it paid dividends for him. Why did Big Sexy not do this everytime?

....*gets interrupted*....

Fingerpoke of WHAT!?!?

 

[King Patrick Star]

I feel King Patrick might not mind this non-wrestling Random Rhetorical Rant in his thread seeing as I'm one of his biggest fans and contribute to this more often than not.

In Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (I know, right?) why did the Rangers not just assemble into that massive Tron right from the start when taking on the main villainous monsters and avoid an exhausting battle, not to mention all the wanton destruction of the city?

To that end. I recall Kevin 'Diesel' Nash defeating Bob Backlund for the WWF title in 8 seconds back in 1994. He clearly applied the It's Morphin' Time! attitude and it paid dividends for him. Why did Big Sexy not do this everytime?

....*gets interrupted*....

Fingerpoke of WHAT!?!?

I do not mind at all. After all, it is Random Rhetorical Rants.

I always wondered the same thing. Why didn’t the Lion Force (or Vehicle) just form Voltron right when they got into battle before the Robeast would grow?? Why didn’t the Constructicons just form Devastator right before stepping into battle?? Why didn’t the Aerialbots just form into Superion?? Why didn’t the Stunticons just form into Menasor?? Why didn’t the Protectobots just form into Defensor?? Why didn’t the Combaticons just form into Bruticus?? Why didn’t the Technobots just form into Computron?? Why didn’t the Terrorcons just form into Abominus?? I know there are more, but these are the more popular ones that I remember off the top of my head.

I think they were thinking of ratings.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to RRR 11.

There has been much talk about unifying Titles and bringing back old Titles and all that. First I would like to state that I don’t think it would be a great idea to bring back the European and Hardcore Titles back. A 3rd mid-card Title (namely the European Title) would just be redundant without any kind of trait to differentiate it to the IC and US the way a Light Heavyweight / Cruiserweight Title would. The Hardcore Title is, to a certain degree, pointless since Titles can be defended under Extreme Rules / No DQ anyway. The way I think the Titles on each show should be are as follows:

Raw
WWE
Intercontinental
WWE Tag Team (World Tag Team but renamed WWE Tag Team)
Light Heavyweight
Women’s

Smackdown
World
United States
World Tag Team (WWE Tag Team but renamed World Tag Team)
Cruiserweight
Divas

The only way to pull this off would be for Raw Superstars and Smackdown Superstars to never ever interact with one another except for Pay Per Views, Drafts, and (with wishful thinking) Saturday Nights Main Event.

As for TNA and their shows and Titles

Impact
TNA
X-Division
Knockouts

X-Plosion
Television
Tag Team
Knockouts Tag Team

Which Title is TNA 2nd Tier Title, the LegGloVision Title or the X-Treme Division Title??

Money In The Bank. I’m thinking there should be a MITB match and Briefcase for the Intercontinental Title, United States Title, Divas Title and Tag Team Titles. That PPV would be fun to watch with 6 MITB Ladder matches.

My Dream Divas / Knockouts Stable consist of Knockouts Champion, Velvet Sky, Women’s Champion, Stacy Keibler, Divas Champion, Ms. Tessmacher, and Knockouts Tag Team Champions, the Bella Twins. We can call them, “King Patrick’s Queens”

Is it just me, or does the new TNA Title, seem a just little too big??

Did TNA change the name of their Championships to Impact Wrestling Championships, or did they just un-brand the Titles altogether or is it just interchangeable??

Did Eric Young and Matt Hardy officially drop their respective TNA World Titles Belts??

At the next PPV, or the one after that, would you rather see Sting vs. Kurt Angle, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett, Mr. Anderson vs. Kurt Angle or Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Jarrett?? I think it should be a Fatal Four Way match. Better yet, I think it should be a King Of The Mountain match and include Crimson and his streak. Wait a minute, wasn’t the KOTM a match held at Slammiversary regularly??

Did all the Feast Or Fired winners cash in already?? If not, now would be a good time to do so.

I like to believe that in the HWF, Heaven (or Hell) Wrestling Federation, Ravishing Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect and Andre the Giant are beating down Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit when all of a sudden Miss Elizabeth and Sensational Sherri (only in Heaven / Hell will these two ladies get a long) appear with the Macho Man Randy Savage to make the save!!

Now that Mick Foley is fired from TNA as the Network Executive, I believe he is in fact the Raw General Manager. It only makes sense as there is a conflict of interest there.

I want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock vs. John Cena and Randy Orton at WWE All-Star Night and I know all of you do too!!

Looking back, I think Chris Jericho should have been Undisputed Champion all the way to SummerSlam 2002 where he would face the Rock and Brock Lesnar. Okay, that was the Y2J SMark in me talking.

I would just love it right now if John Cena and Randy Orton, with their Championship Title Belts, invaded the Impact Zone, start some trouble and set up a 3 on 3 Tag Team match against Sting, Eric Young, and Abyss. Who is the 3rd man?? Who will be the 3rd man for the “Outsiders”?? A. J. Styles!! That my friend is a Heel turn.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to RRR 12!! The Royal Rumble Edition.

Create your Dream Royal Rumble. List 30 of your favorite Superstars, in the order of entry, from the Past, Present and Future. Here’s mine.

1. A. J. Styles – TNA Grand Slam Champion

2. Samoa Joe – TNA Triple Crown Champion

3. Rob Van Dam – WWE Grand Slam Champion

4. Booker T.- WWE / WCW Grand Slam Champion

5. Jerry “The King” Lawler – The King

6. Taz – ECW Grand Slam Champion (including the FTW Championship)

7. Goldberg – The Streak

8. Brock Lesnar – The Next Big Thing

9. Ultimate Warrior – …

10. John Cena – WWE Triple Crown Champion

11. Randy Orton – WWE Triple Crown Champion, Leader of Legacy

12. Batista – WWE / World Heavyweight Champion and WWE / World Tag Team Champion

13. Edge – WWE Double Triple Crown Champion

14. X-Pac – Member of both the New World Order and D-Generation X

15. Scott Hall – Chico, Razor Ramon

16. Triple H – WWE Grand Slam Champion, Leader of D-Generation X and Evolution

17. Kevin Nash – Leader of the WolfPac

18. Shawn Michaels – First WWE Grand Slam Champion, Leader of the Kliq and D-Generation X

19. Kane – First to hold WWE, World Heavyweight, and ECW Titles

20. Big Show – First to hold WWE, WCW, and ECW Titles

21. Undertaker – Undefeated at WrestleMania

22. Sting – The Icon, Leader of the Main Event Mafia

23. “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase – The Million Dollar Champion

24. “Macho Man” Randy Savage – first Heel I cheered for

25. Hulk Hogan – The Face of WWF, Leader of the New World Order

26. Ric Flair – The Face of WCW, Leader of the Four Horsemen

27. Kurt Angle – WWE Grand Slam Champion, TNA Triple Crown Champion, King of the Ring / Mountain, Olympic Gold Medalist, Leader of Team Angle Alliance and the Main Event Mafia

28. The Rock – The Face of Smackdown

29. Stone Cold Steve Austin – The Face of Raw

30. Chris Jericho – The First WWE / WCW Undisputed Champion

Some of them I included cause of their achievements. Some I included cause they are just personal favorites. Some are just there cause they know somebody in there. Imagine the Impact with NA starting the match. Imagine the history factor with members of the New World Order, D-Generation X, Evolution, and the Main Event Mafia will play. I’d like to see Jericho win this match, but with the other 29 big name Superstars listed, I think his odds are as good as A. J. Styles’. I'm thinking about adding a rule where no eliminations can start till all 30 Superstars are in the ring. HAHA!! A Battle Royal Rumble!!

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

If Mr. Anderson and Miss Tessmacher had a child, would it have a first name?

 

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to Random Rhetorical Rants 13!! Just like “Whose Line Is It Anyway??” and “Impact Wrestling” the points don’t matter…Wrestling matters.

Imagine these Dream WrestleMania WWE World Heavyweight Championship Unification matches.

The first match for each WM listed is if going into that particular WM, the Main Event was instead WWE Champion vs. World Heavyweight Champion.

The second match for each WM listed is if the winners of the respective WWE Title match and the World Title match that actually took place, faced each other in a third and final Championship Unification match.

WrestleMania XIX: WWE Champion, Kurt Angle vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H
WrestleMania XIX: WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H
King Patrick’s RRR: We’ve seen Kurt Angle vs. Triple H, but a Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H match would have been a nice to see. The Undisputed Title split because of these two, and it could have ended because of these two.

WrestleMania XX: WWE Champion, Eddie Guerrero vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H
WrestleMania XX: WWE Champion, Eddie Guerrero vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit
King Patrick’s RRR: Either of these matches would have been great, but I think Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit would have had that HBK vs. HHH feel to it.

WrestleMania 21: WWE Champion, John “Bradshaw” Layfield vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H
WrestleMania 21: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Batista
King Patrick’s RRR: The Cabinet vs. Evolution could have been the cross branded feud of the year, but in 2005, Cena vs. Batista would have been the match up everyone wanted to see.

WrestleMania 22: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Kurt Angle
WrestleMania 22: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Rey Mysterio
King Patrick’s RRR: We’ve seen Cena vs. Angle in multiple matches, but nothing with the stakes so high. It could have brought out the best in Cena. Cena vs. Mysterio could have been the Heel turn we are looking for Cena to take.

WrestleMania 23: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Batista
WrestleMania 23: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Undertaker
King Patrick’s RRR: Another opportunity to make Cena vs. Batista a reality, but Cena taking on the Streak, how would have Uncle Vinnie book this one??

WrestleMania XXIV: WWE Champion, Randy Orton vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Edge
WrestleMania XXIV: WWE Champion, Randy Orton vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Undertaker
King Patrick’s RRR: “Rated RKO…Explodes!!” or a WM rematch from WM 21?? I’m going to go with “The Age of the Rated RKO Era” match.

WrestleMania XXV: WWE Champion, Triple H vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Edge
WrestleMania XXV: WWE Champion, Triple H vs. World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena
King Patrick’s RRR: If Stephanie McMahon and Vicki Guerrero were involved, I’m going to go with the first choice. Again, I have a thing against WM rematches, unless it involves Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock.

WrestleMania XXVI: WWE Champion, Batista vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho
WrestleMania XXVI: WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho
King Patrick’s RRR: Either match works for me as long as Chris Jericho is involved. Just to pick one of the two, I’m going with my signature picture.

WrestleMania XXVII: WWE Champion, The Miz vs. World Heavyweight Champion, Edge
King Patrick’s RRR: Since both Champions retained, there’s only one choice, and I like it.

What do you think of these matches??

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Good thread, Patrick.

Why wasn't Jericho a part of the Un-Americans officially?

I know this one was a while back in the thread but. was thinking about this one. Yes, it's true that most of the UnAmericans were Canadians eh. But then it hit me. Jericho is only half-Canadian. The other half? American. Dude was born in New York.

It does actually make sense to have a guy who is actually kind of American not be allowed to join a stable which is themed along guys who are not, well, American.

EDIT: WM XX, I think Benoit/Guerrero would have the edge over Triple H/Guerrero on account of Benoit/Guerrero's pasts being more closely linked.

 

[King Patrick Star]

If Mr. Anderson and Miss Tessmacher had a child, would it have a first name?

Yes, the child’s name would be Kat (Kennedy Anderson Tessmacher).

Good thread, Patrick.



I know this one was a while back in the thread but. was thinking about this one. Yes, it's true that most of the UnAmericans were Canadians eh. But then it hit me. Jericho is only half-Canadian. The other half? American. Dude was born in New York.

It does actually make sense to have a guy who is actually kind of American not be allowed to join a stable which is themed along guys who are not, well, American.

EDIT: WM XX, I think Benoit/Guerrero would have the edge over Triple H/Guerrero on account of Benoit/Guerrero's pasts being more closely linked.

Thank you.

I didn’t think about Jericho being half American. Very good point. I was only asking, because I know he was loosely associated with them, especially Christian and even Tagging with Christian after the fact.

You are right about Guerrero / Benoit getting the edge. Like “Mega Powers Explode” and the classic HBK / HHH feud, their shared history could have made for compelling TV.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to RRR XIV. Just like what Vince should do with the Survivor Series, RRR has returned to its original format. Let’s get right into my mind.

The Four “Worsemen” – my picks would be Steve “Mongo” McMichael, Paul Roma, Sid Vicious, and led by Lex Lugar. Who are your picks for the 4 worst Horsemen??

I read somewhere that an ROH Invasion could be on the horizon in the WWE. This can only be a good thing. It will give ROH the Entertainment factor and give the WWE the Wrestling factor they are respectively lacking. I hope, if this happens, that Vince does it right this time. It kind of reminds me of when WWE was helping ECW back in the 90s.

Chris Jericho is out singing and acting. Stone Cold Steve Austin is acting and hosting. The Rock “is back in the WWE and will never leave again” but hasn’t been around since his return. Ric Flair is having issues with money and the law. Hulk Hogan is having a Triple Threat verbal match against the Ultimate Warrior and Linda, and it might not be the first time. Regardless of what these 6 men are doing right now, they will always be my Top 6 of all time. When the cameras are shut, so are my eyes.

John Cena character isn’t getting old, we are.

If John Cean is “Superman” that makes Randy Orton “Batman” which would currently make Kelly Kelly “Wonder Woman”. Does this make Rey Mysterio “Robin”??

I think it’s time for the return of Doink the Clown. We are in the PG Era, right?? Anybody could play Doink the Clown. As a matter of fact, I’d like to see a Face Doink and a Heel Doink.

Can you imagine Kharma coming back, winning the Royal Rumble and then challenging Kelly Kelly to a Divas Championship match…to Main Event WrestleMania??

Who did Ax and Smash (and Crush) piss off that bad that the Road Warriors got into the WWE Hall Of Fame first?? I’m talking about the longest reigning WWE World Tag Team Champions, 698 days over 3 reigns vs. a Tag Team that made their name in the NWA / WCW.

It’s 100% guaranteed that the Rock will headline the 2012 Hall Of Fame Class in Miami, right??

We all know John Cena is going to end the next WrestleMania with his hand raised, but does he really have to?? I’d like to see Stone Cold interfere and help the Rock win…setting up Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock vs. John Cena and Randy Orton at the following PPV.

At WrestleMania XX, in regards to the Rock And Sock Connection vs. Evolution Handicap match, why didn’t Rock and Foley just a third Tag partner?? Stone Cold Steve Austin was refereeing the Goldberg / Lesnar match that night. Couldn’t Austin have at the very least run-in halfway through the Tag match??

I like this Bound For Glory Series. I think it the next one should start the Thursday right after BFG and go on until the last Impact before the PPV before BFG.

What Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Kelly Kelly, or any other WWE / TNA Star does off screen is their own business.

WM XXVIII Main Event – John Cena vs. The Rock vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk for the Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a Fatal Four Way match.

10 Years ago WCW and ECW “Invaded” WWF. Taking into consideration the mistakes made in 2001 (not acquiring WCW “Names” and ECW Champions, turning the Federation vs. the Alliance into Vince vs. his offspring, replacing Booker T. and Rhyno / Rob Van Dam with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle as the leaders of the Alliance, etc.) and not repeating them, would it work today?? Would a storyline pitting WWE vs. TNA and ROH work today?? So many twists and turns can come out of this. For example, imagine CM Punk jumping ship and leading the new Alliance.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Welcome to yet another edition of Random Rhetorical Rants. I am your host, King Patrick Star, but you can call me King Patrick. Now...

Why are there only 12 TNA Wrestlers in the Bound For Glory Series?? Hernandez is right, why is he not included?? I think every TNA Star should have been included in the BFG Series.

Why are the Tag Team Champions in the Bound For Glory Series anyway?? I get that Beer Money is about to have singles runs, but they should have at least dropped the Straps first. Eric Young should find a partner and challenge Roode and Storm. Young with 3 TNA Straps would be pure (Comedy) Gold. Orlando Jordan deserves at least a Tag Title run.

There should be a Bound For Glory Series for the Television Division, X-Division, Tag Team Division, Knockouts Division, and Knockouts Tag Team Division.

I like this new Joker-Sting better than the Crow-Sting. The Crow gimmick, to me, only worked Pre-Wolfpac, because the Crow version shouldn’t talk. Kurt Angle should go with a Lex Luthor persona. That will really stick it to Super-Cena and Bat-Orton, a.k.a. the Just-Us League of McMahon-ica.

TNA now stands for Tweener Non-stop Action. Who exactly are the Good Guys and who exactly are the Bad Guys?? Oh that’s right, it doesn’t matter…Wrestling matters!!

I think that all of the Stars involved in the X-Division Showcase Series should all get contracts and the winner should not only get a contract, but also get an X-Division Title shot against the winner of the Abyss / Kendrick match.

I think something similar to the Bound For Glory Series could actually work in the WWE. It could be called…”The Road To WrestleMania”!!

Would you really be upset if Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair won the TNA World Title?? I wouldn’t mind calling the Nature Boy “The 17 Time World Champion”.

I like how TNA has “Special” PPVs, for example, HardCore Justice and 2011’s Destination X, and then they follow it up with a “PPV-like” Impact.

I’m hoping Scott Steiner turns on Immortal to reform the Main Event Mafia. Yes, the M. E. Mob entrance theme is my ringtone. So??

So, the British Invasion is back, and in full force. Anyone else rather see the Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Madison Rayne reform Beautiful People and replace Lacey with Ms. Tessmacher so that Winter can be the British Invasion Knockout?? Yeah, me neither, but the Beautiful People’s entrance with all four of them...MMMM!!

At WrestleMania XXVIII, I want to see Undertaker vs. Crimson. Okay, I’m just kidding.

CM Punk’s worked shoot was good, don’t’ get me wrong, but how is he going to follow that up??

A lot of people think that the Nexus should follow the Corre and finally disband. I, on the contrary, think the former Corre members, excluding the Intercontinental Champion, should reunite with the Nexus and bring back ALL of the NXT rookies to join Punk’s cause. This will make Punk even stronger. Why not, they’re not doing anything else anyway.

The next time I go to a live show, I’m going to start a new chant. “WE WANT STABLES!! Clap!! Clap!! Clap!! Clap!! Clap!!”

Till next time, True Believers…of Fake Fighting.

 

[klunderbunker]

TNA now stands for Tweener Non-stop Action. Who exactly are the Good Guys and who exactly are the Bad Guys?? Oh that’s right, it doesn’t matter…Wrestling matters!!

This is one of Russo's rules to book by.

 

[King Patrick Star]

This is one of Russo's rules to book by.

It does give it a more “real” feel to it. I guess humans are just that in general, Tweeners, as oppose to Vince’s “Hero in White vs. Villain in Black” rule.