It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
This isn't to brag about conquests. NO really. It isn't. However, I seriously have had some fucked up shit happen to me in the sex department. Like today for example. I pulled off what's called the 'Lariat Daily Double'.
Backstory: I'm now promoted to what's called a CEU Agent at my call center, which means I take calls about fees that escalate to a supervisor. Which means I'm considered on par with management in my field and I only answer to the Site Director.
So today, me and the MILF I've been sleeping with...slept together. Fucked if you will. Like real hard, too. This was at 12:45 PM today. This is no strings attached, no worrying about feelings. It's about what limits I can take this mother of three.
NOW...onto tonight. NorCal knows about her, but there's another girl...younger, not a mom, and sexy. We've been talking back and forth for about a couple of months now, just as casual friends and now, technically, her supervisor. I got her number a while back...so I decided to give her a call after work. She was off today. We talk, and she says she's at her apartment alone...doing nothing. I offer to come over as a joke...like, 'Bet if I came over, you wouldn't be so bored. lulz.' NO way she thought I was serious. But she said, 'Sure, I'll wait up for you.' So I went to her apartment...and at 12:45 AM...my penis was inside this girl. Who knew?
And NO she doesn't know I'm fucking a boss at work, which happens to be...wait for it...her MANAGER! *Cue Dramatic Organ Music*
This is going to be interesting. Maybe. And both like anal, too. One more than the other. Anyway, discuss all things Lariat or things that are of a sexual nature.
Backstory: I'm now promoted to what's called a CEU Agent at my call center, which means I take calls about fees that escalate to a supervisor. Which means I'm considered on par with management in my field and I only answer to the Site Director.
So today, me and the MILF I've been sleeping with...slept together. Fucked if you will. Like real hard, too. This was at 12:45 PM today. This is no strings attached, no worrying about feelings. It's about what limits I can take this mother of three.
NOW...onto tonight. NorCal knows about her, but there's another girl...younger, not a mom, and sexy. We've been talking back and forth for about a couple of months now, just as casual friends and now, technically, her supervisor. I got her number a while back...so I decided to give her a call after work. She was off today. We talk, and she says she's at her apartment alone...doing nothing. I offer to come over as a joke...like, 'Bet if I came over, you wouldn't be so bored. lulz.' NO way she thought I was serious. But she said, 'Sure, I'll wait up for you.' So I went to her apartment...and at 12:45 AM...my penis was inside this girl. Who knew?
And NO she doesn't know I'm fucking a boss at work, which happens to be...wait for it...her MANAGER! *Cue Dramatic Organ Music*
This is going to be interesting. Maybe. And both like anal, too. One more than the other. Anyway, discuss all things Lariat or things that are of a sexual nature.