Lariat's single...again.

[It's...Baylariat!]

A good facial always works too...Not that I'd know

I bet she'd get down like that. We've had the 'sex' talk. She's no lightweight in the kinkiness department. Does anal, and likes it. Swallows, because she 'doesn't want to leave a mess' and has a weird fetish involving submission. I'm sure she wouldn't be opposed to the facial.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I bet she'd get down like that. We've had the 'sex' talk. She's no lightweight in the kinkiness department. Does anal, and likes it. Swallows, because she 'doesn't want to leave a mess' and has a weird fetish involving submission. I'm sure she wouldn't be opposed to the facial.

ummmmmm. if somone elses girl is having THAT convo with you...uh yea she is prolly deffo fuckin around on him as it is

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

ummmmmm. if somone elses girl is having THAT convo with you...uh yea she is prolly deffo fuckin around on him as it is

Probably. Well see where it goes. She's texting me at the moment...lulz.


So as I go to bed...here's a topic.

Discuss that one girl...don't have to give out names. Just a story on how it was the most fucked relationship ever. NorCal, NSL, and Ty....I expect some solid stories. But anyone's welcome to chime in.

 

[NSL]

So as I go to bed...here's a topic.

Discuss that one girl...don't have to give out names. Just a story on how it was the most fucked relationship ever. NorCal, NSL, and Ty....I expect some solid stories. But anyone's welcome to chime in.

I've told my fair share of stories of my ex. She cheated with 2 of my best friends, one of their girlfriends, my uncle, his friend, and her ex. Then we split up, she had a pretty wild summer fucking random guys, while still blowing me for the condoms, and then we got back together. Don't ask why. Then, we split cause she wanted to fuck everything still. She's now divorced, has 3 kids from 3 dads, no job, no car, no income, lives on her grandma's property that's covered in rats and snakes and vermin from all her garbage, and the state won't give me custody, because I work overnights.

I can go on and on, but that should be enough for now

 

[C.M.]

Probably. Well see where it goes. She's texting me at the moment...lulz.


So as I go to bed...here's a topic.

Discuss that one girl...don't have to give out names. Just a story on how it was the most fucked relationship ever. NorCal, NSL, and Ty....I expect some solid stories. But anyone's welcome to chime in.

She wants you

 

[Uncle Sam]

oh goodness. people take the C word WAAAYYYY too deadly serious over here. they say it on the regular in England. or so Jake informs me.

This is the truth. I was shocked and disturbed to find out that it was a massive fucking deal over in America.

 

[Mr. Steve]

And here's the kicker in all of this. The friend I was talking about that warned me about her is the one that's fucking her behind my back. So...what I did is confront his ass at our local hangout, which is actually a parking lot behind McDonalds. I was ready to light into his ass, then I seen his woman in the car with him...


She works with me at Bank of America. I have her as a friend on Myspace...so I told her we should hang out sometime. And instead of mentioning the guy, she said, 'Sure, about tomorrow night after work, we go riding around...'

Payback's a bitch.

 

[Coco]

No stories or anything, but just wondering about the "said she loved me and wanted to have a family after two weeks." Yeah, that's a definate sign something is wrong. Women who fall to hard or overplay their hand in general like that annoy the fuck out of me. Huge deal breaker.

I never yell or threaten to hit when it comes time to end it. I remain calm and cold when laying the hurt. A break-up initiated by me is like a Chris Jericho promo.

 

[Lil Wes]

Go back to the blonde chick with the huge tits.

 

[justinsayne]

Ok so first she says she loves you and wants to have a family with you, then later after you tell her you want to see other people she informs you that she already is?!?!?

Yeah you got one delusional bitch there, you are much better off being single

 

[Coco]

She was probably in love with the other guy as well.

You know, 'cause it's so easy to make her feel such things.

Ugh. Women and their fucking drama. Women and ellis.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Go back to the blonde chick with the huge tits.

Funny you should say that. Talked to her today. She's married, has a kid, and still looks the same. She's miserable. But still scrumptious.

 

[Minor League Brian]

You sound like a jerk, theif.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You sound like a jerk, theif.

If it isn't the 'Fat Chick Thrilla' himself.

 

[Minor League Brian]

If it isn't the 'Fat Chick Thrilla' himself.

You know I <3 you, theif.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was kinda thinking the same thing. But shit, everyone is these days.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I was kinda thinking the same thing. But shit, everyone is these days.

?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

your kind of a jerk. Not like, on here. In real life.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

your kind of a jerk. Not like, on here. In real life.

Yea...I kinda am. But it's either be a jerk or get shit on.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Yea...I kinda am. But it's either be a jerk or get shit on.

Confucius say get shit on enough, and eventually you'll find a juicy nugget.

Jesus that disgusted even me.

 

[Dave]

Yea...I kinda am. But it's either be a jerk or get shit on.

What piece of poetry is that from?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

What piece of poetry is that from?

Lariat's book of sayings 'n shit.

 

[Dave]

I knew I recognised it from somewhere.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Lariat's book of sayings 'n shit.

Available on any of your local "Shit or get off the pot time" rest stops near you!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea...I kinda am. But it's either be a jerk or get shit on.

aint it the truth though