So this creep...

[KombatAlt]

are there even any posters on these forums of african descent?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

yes. and it shouldnt matter. its a terrorist group. I take none too kindly to terrorist groups.

 

[Murfish]

would that affect anything?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I'll gladly take her off your hands if she has scared you so much your willing to pass on her. Hell as long as she is hot I don't give a damn how like freaky or w/e like pysho or some crap she is.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm a Psychedellic, does that count?

And you should really form a strong bond with her. She's a vampire after all, she's got to suck something...

If you're psychadelic, can you come by here. Mushrooms are getting expensive.

 

[Jane]

I'll gladly take her off your hands if she has scared you so much your willing to pass on her. Hell as long as she is hot I don't give a damn how like freaky or w/e like pysho or some crap she is.

She's 14.. but she is pretty hot. I won't give her up just for a bunch of vampire shit.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

She thinks she can talk to her ancestors, her mom is a psychic, and she drains emotions, and you STILL are going for her?!??!!?! Are you crazy?

 

[Jane]

She thinks she can talk to her ancestors, her mom is a psychic, and she drains emotions, and you STILL are going for her?!??!!?! Are you crazy?

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Good luck mate. When you two are making out and she starting biting into your neck...

 

[Jane]

I'm not going to lie, that sounds pretty hot.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Uh, no.

When your mom asks why there are bite marks on your neck?

 

[Jane]

Dog attack?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Dog teeth don't look like human teeth.

What happens if she bites.. something else?

 

[Jane]

Shit... this relationship could have problems. Damn vampires.

 

[jpfizzle]

I only read the first page of this thread... Fuck the psychic stuff did she give you a blowie is all we care about.

 

[Harthan]

You've got to make some shit up dude, and tell her you're the King of Vampires or something. She'll bow down and start worshiping you.

Seriously, tap the potential, man.

 

[Jane]

I like that King of Vampires stuff. I'll be like "I had to keep this a secret, but... I am the true leader of the Vampires. Bow to me, bitch."

 

[Harthan]

I like that King of Vampires stuff. I'll be like "I had to keep this a secret, but... I am the true leader of the Vampires. Bow to me, bitch."

Tell her you had to test her faith to make sure she was truly one of you. Then whip out a Burger King crown you've spray painted black and tell her to kiss your feet, and then work her way up.

 

[Minor League Brian]

...Er...There was something on the History Channel about "psychic Vampires". Its not really about "self-confidence", simply vampiric cells that zap the electrical field around a persons body(so they claim). Tis actually something people believe in, and many say is the root of "Vampirism".

 

[Jane]

Interesting. That kinda makes me feel worse, because it makes this seem as if it is actually real to her.

 

[Harthan]

You insensitive bastard.

 

[Jane]

Frigging Vampires...

 

[Shadowmancer]

Tell her to stop reading The twilight series.

 

[Minor League Brian]

It is real to people, they documented a weird anomaly with one person who did it. Its theorized their electric fields are weak, so the body automatically compensates by latching on to whatever fields are close to it. As of now its still unexplained.

 

[Jane]

She asked me if I ever felt drained while talking to her. I answered her quite truthfully no. And she is obsessed with Twilight, but seriously, she's 14. I think that's time to grow up... unless she is what Brian's talking about.