[Official] Jersey Triad goes to "Raw-Down" 4/19 LD

[IrishCanadian25]

Clearly it's a conspiracy. The UK crowd that assembled from WZ last week to see Raw is so jealous of their "thunder" being stolen so quickly by the original WZ meet-ups, the Jersey Triad, that they have arranged for the Raw stars to be detained in the UK, thusly dicking IC25 out of seeing his new fave on Raw - Seamus. But no matter, the show goes on for our trio of WZ heroes...

Now I am no expert on syntax or any of that stuff, so the professionals can feel free to add to this as they see fit.

I heard that some chick from SNL would be on Raw tonight, so immediately I hoped it would be Tina Fey, maybe bringing Steve Carell in tow to tout their new film "Date Night."

No dice. Instead, I get two people I never heard of and a guy whose claim to fame is a few years back being told by Sarah Michelle Gellar that he could "put it anywhere." I'd pay $5 to shake his hand just because of that.

Why couldn't we get the May 3rd host, Wayne Brady? Just for Jillian Hall to sing to him and force him to ask if "Wayne Brady has to smack a bitch."

Ah well. The Jersey Triad is what matters here. We're invading Raw tonight, pics will ensue (of course), and fun will be had. YES, we will talk about you. All of you. Those of you who are awesome, those of you who suck.

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[Барбоса]

I think you could take him, IC

 

[IrishCanadian25]

We're much better as a tag team. No sense splitting us up to feud just yet.

 

[Барбоса]

We're much better as a tag team. No sense splitting us up to feud just yet.

Ah yes. The slow build.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

When I kick him and thrown him through a window, you'll know it.

 

[Барбоса]

NorCal as Jannety? Bit of a hard sell but I am intrigued by the prospect

 

[The Doctor]

Shango or GTFO

 

[HBK-aholic]

Pictures of you 3? This is the best opening post of an LD in the history of the world. Talk about me and how much you all like me please

 

[Барбоса]

Pictures of you 3? This is the best opening post of an LD in the history of the world. Talk about me and how much you all like me please

You can be the Sensational Sherri to IC's HBK while he feuds with Marty NorCal.

You could even sing his theme song

 

[HBK-aholic]

YAY! *Starts singing*

 

[Барбоса]

Mid-card gold

 

[The Doctor]

"Marty Norcal"

 

[Барбоса]

He'll eventually team up with Leafy Cassidy to form a new tag team

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You can be the Sensational Sherri to IC's HBK while he feuds with Marty NorCal.

You could even sing his theme song

Only thing I remember is Angle putting Sherri in the Ankle Lock. Hilarious.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think you could take him, IC

maybe in THAT picture, yea.


Is Goose going? We may need to change our name if this keeps up...

 

[D-Man]

"The Jersey Quattro"

Thankfully, I just got an iPod Touch, so I'll be all over this LD tonight like IC on a protein shake.

 

[Барбоса]

"The Jersey Quattro"

Mighty Goose DIC doesn't have the same ring to it

 

[D-Man]

Mighty Goose DIC doesn't have the same ring to it

HAHAHAAHAH seriously, that's hilarious

 

[HBK-aholic]

"The Jersey Quattro"

Thankfully, I just got an iPod Touch, so I'll be all over this LD tonight like IC on a protein shake.

I hate you.

 

[D-Man]

I hate you.

Don't be hatin', my love.

PS - No matter how much you hate me, I'll continue to show my undying love for you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Will you show your undying love by sending me an iPod Touch? ♥

 

[D-Man]

I'll show you my undying love by touching you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

YAY ♥

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh here we go.

 

[Барбоса]

And it was such an innocent thread parodying HBK and Marty...