NXT: Non-Wrestling Moderator

[BooCocky]

I love you all

 

[Thriller Ant]

 

[Dave]

Don't fret, Thriller.

You're on my list of votes.

 

[D-Man]

If Razor could have sex with the Cigar Lounge, it would have a squirting orgasm. That's how great he is in there.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

So my votes for this group are SSC, and Becker.

 

[Dave]

I am voting Razor even if he comes to Scotland to molest my mother.

I love the guy that much.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I don't remember saying the magic words to enter this... I guess you need some good beatsticks in a Battle Royale.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

You're one of my four, don't worry.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Well, one of my votes is going to Deexter Jorgan...just sayin'.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I'll only be voting for one of you here.

Well thanks, Dave

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Don't be silly guys. Dave was talking about me.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Yo, I signed up in this thread and my name isn't on the list

Yeah, he did sign up. Put him in the Battle Royal with only 8 guys.

 

[Dave]

Could be any of you...

 

[The Doctor]

It better be Unsex, or we're done!

 

[Dave]

It is.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

It better be Unsex, or we're done!

You dont love me anymore?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Dammit Dave.

 

[Dave]

I don't mean to upset anyone but when I look at the people on the list, Remix is the only person who has shown me he has what it takes to be a moderator.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I'm an Angel. What more do you want?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I'm an Angel. What more do you want?

Yeah, you shouldn't be all that excited about my vote, since I plan on mentoring a certain someone else to the coveted prize of this contest (knocks on wood that we get to pick our proteges).

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yeah, you shouldn't be all that excited about my vote, since I plan on mentoring a certain someone else to the coveted prize of this contest (knocks on wood that we get to pick our proteges).

Don't worry, I certainly don't see myself winning this thing.

 

[Coco]

I don't mean to upset anyone but when I look at the people on the list, Remix is the only person who has shown me he has what it takes to be a moderator.

Having seen what the average person thinks equates to moderator material around these parts, that doesn't exactly sting.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Having seen what the average person thinks equates to moderator material around these parts, that doesn't exactly sting.

Yeah, a monkey like yourself could definitely do my job.

 

[Dave]

Having seen what the average person thinks equates to moderator material around these parts, that doesn't exactly sting.

Are you talking about me, per chance?

 

[Coco]

Are you talking about me, per chance?

Are you insecure enough to care?