Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Tastycles]

Watched my friend in Fame last night, then thought getting really drunk in an 80s bar was a good idea. It wasn't, I spent £80, though I did come away with a bottle of diet coke, a teapot and a pair of Smirnoff Slippers.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles: Can you play B*Witched please?
DJ: I've not got it, unfortunately
Tastycles: C'est la vie.

Thank you and good night.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sounds like a Rollercoaster night.

 

[Lee]

I got rhinestone cowboy right in the pub quiz and they only played the verse. My team didn't realise there was a verse.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles out in Liverpool for the first time since 2007 this evening.

A man on the phone next to me on the train is having some sort of phone sex with his girlfriend.

 

[Lee]

 

[Барбоса]

Is it any coincidence that the female list looks like it could be the WWE Divas division?

 

[Tastycles]

I spent most of my university time wanting to ask a girl called Steph out but never having the balls to do so. If only I had this info, I'd have been in there.

 

[Lee]

The girl I'm currently pursuing is number 9.

 

[Барбоса]

Jason is a strange name for a girl.

 

[Lee]

That would be funny if it wasn't my nephews name.

 

[Барбоса]

Good Greek name

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The girl I'm currently pursuing is number 9.

You going to call her, maybe?

 

[Lee]

She's Canadian as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Iron Man 3 has a very brief reference to Liverpool. Also, Croydon is mentioned. That should have you rushing to see it.

 

[Tastycles]

I went to watch Dulwich Hamlet win the Ryman's League Division One (South) today. After the game, we saw a player with the trophy and asked for a photo. He couldn't be arsed to pose, but gave us the trophy. Picture is on Facebook.

 

[Lee]

It looks like the sort of trophy you buy from the place you'd get your keys cut.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Now there's an idea.

 

[Tastycles]

It looks like the sort of trophy you buy from the place you'd get your keys cut.

I know, utter shit, but an amazing photo nonetheless.

 

[Tastycles]

Who's the cunt here?

Tramp: Got any spare change mate?

Tastycles gives about 19 pence

Tramp: Thanks

Tramp points at moderately large woman who is sat with her legs open

Tramp: I'm not going over there, look at her

Tastycles' Friend:Why not?

Tramp: That's like a bear trap for a man, a man trap.

Tastycles (in the most sarcasric, high pitched, Inbetweenersesque voice): Caaaan beggars be choosers?

Tramp:Ah, fair play to you, man.

Tramp walks off

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Got a good laugh off that Tasty, being homeless in the us is just a taxless job. I always give to people, but I just wonder how much they really get a day.

 

[Tastycles]

A lot of people on my Facebook giving themselves a pat on the back for not being racist. Well done, and to them I'd just like to announce I am not a paedophile.

 

[Lee]

I'm not a murderer.

 

[Tastycles]

I take that back, given the thread I've just made.

 

[Uncle Sam]