Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

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Nude, full clothed, or somewhere in between?

 

[Tastycles]

Fully clothed. But it is a TV dating thing, which my friend persuaded me to do, so don't expect me to be wearing any dignity.

 

[¡Roján!]

Take me out?

 

[Tastycles]

No, not take me out. Something far more sophisticated. Coming to BBC three soon. I'm there now, waiting to meet my match. I'm in what appears to be an elimination chamber with about 300 people. It's like wrestling, but with more fake tan and less articifiality.

 

[Tastycles]

There's a guy in front of me taking notes. He just wrote, and I quote, "too many gingers"

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

An ex of mine is currently on the Irish version of take me out. It's her third week and shes been turned down twice. Delighted.

 

[Tastycles]

Quite possibly the weirdest and most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life. You had to meet the girl in front of a crowd. Mine was a wholly awkward experience. However, she was cool and we ran away from the place together to get back to London quicker as I had to do something and she had work and it was full of *****. 18 though. 18. Eighteen.

 

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An ex of mine is currently on the Irish version of take me out. It's her third week and shes been turned down twice. Delighted.

Dude you dated Ray Foley?

 

[Phoenix]

Tasty/Lee, when you saw Foley's Stand-Up last year, did you take any items to sign?

 

[Lee]

Tasty/Lee, when you saw Foley's Stand-Up last year, did you take any items to sign?

A sock.

 

[Phoenix]

I was actually expecting you to do that. lol.

I'm debating as to whether to bring one of his books or a sock as well. Tough choices!

 

[Lee]

As told via text, mania weekend is booked off work.

 

[Tastycles]

Spoke at length to a girl in Welsh last night. Unfortunately it was not the below.

http://www.s4c.co.uk/chwa/e_profile.php

 

[¡Roján!]

The only Welsh broad worth doing is Catherine Zeta Jones. And, to a lesser extent Charlotte Church but that's only if you're into that stuff.


That stuff being sea mammals.

 

[Tastycles]

I am from Wales and I almost married a Welsh girl, for the record.

 

[¡Roján!]

I know about 4 Welsh people. Don't take it personally.

 

[Tastycles]

You people keep repping me, so I feel I should be honest. She's not really my wife, she's a television presenter. It's a long running joke that she is between my friends, because she kept following me into Starbucks for a brief period.

(The almost married a Welsh girl bit is true, she had ginger hair and there used to be photos of her on here, but now they're gone.)

 

[Lee]

Can you tell me what Russell Grant is doing with Sunny, the bWo and the Batmobile?

 

[Tastycles]

What a totally normal state of affairs.

 

[Tastycles]

Watching TNA for the first time since Sam made me. Some observations:

1) Crimsons total lack of crowd support shows that the Goldberg thing was not just a case of any random man being in the right place at the right time.

2) Zema Ion is possibly the least convincing mic worker I have ever seen in my entire life, he is possibly the only person to have ever been worse on the mic than Delia Smith:



3) Sting without makeup is like Chas without Dave.

4) Apparently a man is the Knockouts tag champion. And he's teaming up with Eric Young! Ba dum tish.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh fuck, TNA! I was watching War of the Worlds.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are they sitting in computer chairs?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Can you tell me what Russell Grant is doing with Sunny, the bWo and the Batmobile?

I'm having a hard time thinking after seeing that pic.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Bumped. Does it matter why?

 

[Tastycles]

Does anyone know what time it is?

It's either 9:15 and my technology has changed the time for itself, or its 10:15 and it hasn't.