Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Tastycles]

I'm pretty sure she goes to Goldsmiths so she must live here.

 

[Lee]

She's at Newcastle.

 

[Tastycles]

That's her sister. Know your Royals.

 

[Lee]

Oh It's Eugenie at Newcastle.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm pretty sure she goes to Goldsmiths so she must live here.

This fact was mentioned to me some three hours ago. I'll say now what I said then - I wouldn't recognise her if I saw her and I wouldn't care even if I did. I'm a republican simply because it means less facts to learn. Honorary knighthoods? What the fuck is that?

 

[Tastycles]

Honorary knighthoods are for people that aren't British but have contributed to British life.

 

[JGlass]

Honorary knighthoods are for people that aren't British but have contributed to British life.

Like Michael Cole?

 

[Lee]

No.

 

[Tastycles]

The good news is that after years of assuming it was spelled incorrectly on my birth certificate, I have finally found my middle name being used as an actual name.

The bad news is that it is Spud from Trainspotting.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Honorary knighthoods are for people that aren't British but have contributed to British life.

Like me

 

[Tastycles]

Like me

Unfortunately, no, not like you. Self-publicising ***** like Bono.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm currently watching "Sharktopus". I'll let you guess if the acting quality and special effects are world class or atrocious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Starring Ralph Garman.

 

[Lee]

I served a woman today at work.

Her name was Shirley Crabtree

EASY EASY EASY

 

[Tastycles]

So on Sunday it finally happened. A good Fulham chant:

"He died for our sins
He died for our siiiiiiins
Jonathan Greening
He died for our sins"

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles finds house, loses flat mate. If anyone who isn't a complete cunt wants a room in London, let me know.

 

[Lee]

Is your flatmate in the cupboard?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tastycles finds house, loses flat mate. If anyone who isn't a complete cunt wants a room in London, let me know.

I suppose that counts me out.

 

[Tastycles]

Is your flatmate in the cupboard?

No, I was talking about my new flat, which is like a palace. It's a three bedroom flat, but there'll only be two of us. Put it this way, if I don't get a new flat, when you come to the Royal Rumble next year, you'll get an actual bed in an actual room, rather than sofa cushions in my hall.

I suppose that counts me out.

You're not a complete cunt, so it's yours if you want it.

 

[Lee]

As long as you don't have a Fish tank!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Where is it? Stratford still? I mean, if it's not in the vicinity of a Poundland, a Subway, a Picturehouse, a Sainsbury's... the list goes on.

 

[Tastycles]

Well, if London was a normal place, it would still be in Stratford, but it's not so it's technically in Forest Gate. It's probably closer to a 99p store than my current flat...

 

[Tastycles]

Gil-Scott Heron died the other day. If you haven't heard this, you should now.

 

[Lee]

99p store you say?

 

[Tastycles]

Went out last night, received this text this morning from friend who disappeared: "bare back. up the arse. lovely girl". The United Kingdom in 2011 ladies and gents...