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Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

No, not related. She was my girlfriend for about two months, then we were friends, then grew apart. Watching Smackdown now, I give it three weeks before I startt turning it off when Vickie goes on screen.
 
Saw Gnomeo and Juliet today. It was for the kids, and wasn't very good, but Hulk Hogan inexplicably provides one of the voices. Probably his best film since Rocky III.
 
How to Train your Dragon was a fucking masterpiece.

Masterpiece might be a strong word, but it was a damn good movie, like a better version of Avatar.
 
Closer to photorealism, too. More than anything, it was finally a Dreamworks film that could feasibly go toe-to-toe with Pixar - and this coming from a guy who liked the first two Shreks. Pretty much no hope for an Oscar though, going up against Toy Story 3. I'd say it would be a feasible contender if only TS3 wasn't also nominated for Best Picture.
 
I liked HTTYD better than TS3, but the Oscars have a huge chubby for Pixar films. I think the only thing Toy Story has on HTTYD is dialog, and when you see an animated movie aimed generally at kids, you're not watching for dialog. HTTYD was a better story, better characters, better animation, better sound, and just an all together better film. But the fuck if the Oscars care, they'll pick Pixar every time.
 
Over the last ten years, I think Pixar have been deserving of their Animated Feature wins. On the one occasion they weren't - Cars - they didn't win the award. Shrek deserved to go over Monsters, Inc. and did.
 
Your knowledge of the best animated film Oscar is impressive. I have no memory or even the drive to commit the Oscar winners to memory. Anyway, I agree that Pixar normally produces the best stuff, but HTTYD definitely deserves the win over TS3, but it won't get it simply because it's a Toy Story film and it was made by Pixar.
 
I went to what was quite possibly the worst 5 goal game ever this afternoon. I sit in line with the the penalty area, and I haven't got a fucking clue what it was for. Forget Old Trafford, Fulham seem to be excellent at bullying the referee into getting shit penalties.
 
A weekend in the life of Tastycles:

1) I met someone who is exactly the same as Sam, except taller.
2) I went to Oxford's stadium to watch Wycombe play. Oxford's stadium has only three sides and a road around the pitch. To say it's unusual would be an understatement.
3) Tall Sam was started at by a man who sounded like he said "Oi ********, where's the shuttle bus" but who actually said "Or ********, were you one of the ones saying this was a shithole". (we made him repeat it several times to ascertain that)
4) I went to a pub with a fit barmaid, there were some blokes at the table next to us simulating cunnilingus quite obviously.
5) I bought said barmaid a drink so I had spent enough to use my card, she didn't collapse into my arms, sadly.
6) I had a lock in. Well, I say lock in, I actually just fell asleep in the pub after they stopped letting people in.
 
Don't you mean another regular weekend for Tasty? ;)

Also, wonder if Sam is now on the prowl for this alternate version, or has a pair of stilts...
 
So, your landlord is selling your house, so you show around prospective buyers. You sense they have a degree of respect for you, then they see you have all the WrestleManias on the shelf...
 
They probably respected you more afterwards for having no shame. But then they probably watch shit like Eastenders and Sex and the City, being a wrestling fan is no different!
 

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