Matt Hardy Arrested for DWI

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm embarrassed to say that I used to be a Hardy mark, during his time in the WWE.

why? that's when he was halfway decent

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I wonder if kurt robs a bank then what happens?He wins every title including the knockouts!!!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I wish we could cut some people, shit. You guys need to start running your jokes through a filter before posting them.

I laughed at my own joke. I might read it again, just for another...

 

[ABMorales787]

In other news, McDonalds stocks dropped, having their worst day in nearly 20 years, as all their North Carolina locations had very low sales figures for the day.

FUCK! What the hell got into the fucking idiot that he tried to eat a tree? Oh, right. Booze.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Oh man, I loved Nick's post in the non-spam thread. Everyone go repo it. I would, but I need to spread.

 

[Vintage Nick]

Check out his Youtube channel. Lots of trolling going on and he's lost quite a few subscribers.

 

[Alex]

If Jeff's being slightly more responsible, then you've fucked up.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Oh man, I loved Nick's post in the non-spam thread. Everyone go repo it. I would, but I need to spread.

Yeah, I unloaded. These two dopes have been given more opportunities than we can even begin to imagine. They talk a lot of trash, and piss everything away. It bothers me.

 

[shattered dreams]

Yeah, I unloaded. These two dopes have been given more opportunities than we can even begin to imagine. They talk a lot of trash, and piss everything away. It bothers me.

You are in a room with Abyss and Matt Hardy and you only have one bullet, what do you do?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I bet even if he had 2 bullets he'd shoot Matt twice.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

You are in a room with Abyss and Matt Hardy and you only have one bullet, what do you do?

Not kill myself. Neither is worth my life.


EDIT: Oh, and yes, I hate Matt much more than I do Abyss. I think Abyss is a shit wrestler, but Matt Hardy is an absolute waste of life.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Abyss stays shit within the realms of wrestling and doesn't attempt to make himself relevant elsewhere.

 

[a0161613]

He had good moments, but generally they involve good workers and James Mitchell.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Driving While Inbred?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Can't say we didn't see this probably coming. This is about as obvious as Cena standing for truth, justice and the American way.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Oh, and Matt just jobbed to a tree in a Loser Leaves TNA match. In other tragic news, Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino was found alive in his apartment today.