Why do I have a feeling that Milenko will be sitting in the first row at this?
Matt Hardy Arrested for DWI
- Thread starter The Crock
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Why do I have a feeling that Milenko will be sitting in the first row at this?
Deexter Jorgan
Has a Dark Passenger on board...
Dont you mean Triple Intoxicated?
or wasted talent, hell its just too easy with these three
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
He won't be sitting front row, how else can Matt Hardy have his head shoved up a Gaping Anus?
Three Times the Legal Limit would be better.
Deexter Jorgan
Has a Dark Passenger on board...
is he wrestling Rikishi?, man thats a whole lotta ass
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
The more for him to eat I guess.
I wonder where his precious girlfriend, Reby Sky is in all of this?
Had it been murder he would have been booked to win the TNA World Title.
In all honesty, it's good to see TNA finally make a good move. They shouldn't allow they're wrestlers to do this kind of stuff. I'd also be willing to bet that Jeff leaves now, they'te too dependent on each other to be apart.
Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
Can't confirm his release on the TNA website.
Deexter Jorgan
Has a Dark Passenger on board...
It was a whole misunderstanding, she probably tazered him off the road, poor bastard
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
It's hard for me to believe that Matt Hardy's stomach is ever empty enough for him to be legally drunk. I thought food in your belly absorbed the alcohol?
Deexter Jorgan
Has a Dark Passenger on board...
maybe it was crack?, just saying one Hardy was caught with posession with intent to distribute, maybe they're all for matts fat ass a shed load of coke for a shed load of flab
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Scott Hall had more talent in his left nut than both of those bums put together. Just felt the need to throw that out there.
I smell Russo. Work? Fuck yes!
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
Matt Hardy. DWI. Corvette. Found by Trooper.
All signs point to Matt Hardy challenging for the TNA Knockouts Championship. He has the boobs to qualify.
therockiswwf
The voice of Michael Cole's headset
Kurt Angle gets arrested, retains World Title.
Kurt Angle gets DUI, wins World title later in year.
Jeff Hardy gets busted for a bunch of drugs, wins World title
Jeff Hardy shows up to PPV unfit to wrestle, gets paid vacation.
Matt Hardy gets DUI, gets fired.
???
Kurt Angle gets DUI, wins World title later in year.
Jeff Hardy gets busted for a bunch of drugs, wins World title
Jeff Hardy shows up to PPV unfit to wrestle, gets paid vacation.
Matt Hardy gets DUI, gets fired.
???
Kurt Angle gets arrested, people still care.
Jeff Hardy gets busted, people still care.
Matt Hardy gets DUI, still no one cares.
Tattooed Jesus
Redneck Thug
Angle is a certifiable draw that makes TNA more money alone than half the roster combined. People pay to see Kurt Angle, people do not give a rats ass about Matt Hardy and probably to an extent now Jeff Hardy as well.
I still think Angle should have gotten some form of punishment from TNA as well, but it is the same exact reason why you never see main event guys like HHH, Cena, Orton, etc being suspended for Wellness Policy violations.
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
You forgot the part where Matt Hardy was already suspended for being an unprofessional douche.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I wish we could cut some people, shit. You guys need to start running your jokes through a filter before posting them.
You know whats funny? He got arrested for alleged DUI and TNA fired him before his blood tests even came in. So much support. They're going to feel like dicks in the morning if Hardy legitimately crashed his car by accident and not due to intoxication. Hardy gets released for alleged intoxication and Heath Slater, an alleged rapist, still has a job.
