I tried to warn everyone... don't give into the hype of either show or else you'll probably wind up being disappointed. And I was right.
Last night we were supposed to witness an epic battle between two wrestling organizations. David versus Goliath. TNA vs. WWE. We were supposed to be priviledged enough to see compelling television from both programs, epic and shocking returns, incredible matches, and the genesis of a new battle between wrestling promotions that would finally pacify the long-time viewers who have been craving competition for the WWE. Instead, we were franticaly flipping the channels back and forth between two shows that were filled with confusion, boredom, garbage, blown spots, and crapfests.
Let's sit back for a minute and really scan over each show... was one REALLY superior over the other? As a matter of fact, from an overall perspective, was either show (dare I say) any good at all?? To do this, I'm going to break these shows down by listing categories that I personally feel need to be a part of a wrestling program in order to hit a home run with the audience, and I'll score the shows based on those categories. These categories will be:
Promos
Storyline Direction
In-Ring Wrestling Matches
Overall Entertainment Value
WWE Raw
The show began with a nice promo package of Bret Hart's history and demise in the WWE. Then the WWE came out swinging and began the actual show with the Bret Hart/HBK confrontation segment. The segment and Bret's exposure on Raw was exactly what it should have been... it provided closure for the long-time wrestling fans in regards to the Montreal incident instead of forcing Bret to act like a typical, weekly, wannabe-authority-figure-type host that nobody gives two shits about.
The meat of the show provided average-at-best matches and was a typical Raw program with mediocre substance. The only other focal points of the program worth mentioning were: Maryse's further strengthening as a believable women's title contender, more teasing of Legacy's breakup, DX retains their tag titles which finally eliminates Jericho from Raw, MVP is now the #1 contender for the US Title, and we know that Stu Hart will finally get his long-overdue welcome into this year's WWE HOF.
Promos: 4.5/5.0
Storyline Direction: 4.5/5.0
In-Ring Wrestling Matches: 2.5/5.0
Overall Entertainment Value: 3.0/5.0
Overall, BORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG... Bret's return, the Montreal Screwjob Closure promo with HBK, and the betrayal by Vince to set up a match at Wrestlemania were the only things that made this show worth watching for me (well, besides Maryse). But then again, does that surprise anyone? Besides that, the WWE did their usual good job of keeping the show flowing in the right direction and building up future matches and storylines. However, their matches were pure dogshit and overall, I wasn't very entertained by what I watched. Two groundbreaking segments aren't enough to make an entire two-hour show worth watching for me. Especially when their top draw is missing from the show.
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TNA Impact
After a few teases during the commercials of the previous show on Spike TV, Impact began just like any other show, really. I was texting my friends right before the show began, predicting that TNA would bring in Hogan at around 8:56pm-8:57pm to dominate the 9pm overrun against the start of WWE's Raw broadcast.
Impact began with a steel asylum match that was one of the biggest clusterfuck blunders that I had ever seen on wrestling television. Besides a few quick, high-impact spots in the ring, I was bored to tears with this match. Then, the unthinkable happened... TNA's version of a steel cage match ended in a *gulp* no contest?!? Then, Homicide decides to be Superman by attempting to climb out of the cage and miserably and embarrassingly fails, wasting 5 minutes of television time and showing even MORE flaws in what was to be one of TNA's top drawing and innovative match-types?? Sure, Jeff Hardy came out afterwards and beat him up, but where does this go from here? Is Jeff officially on the TNA roster now? Was it a one-time appearance? Will Homicide's psychotic, new persona come to terms with the fact that he can't climb out of a cage? Was the crowd ever going to stop chanting "This is bullshit"? All in all, this was an utterly embarrassing and awful way to start the show.
Next, we have the TNA KO championship match and a title change, due to ODB's predicted heel turn as she wins by showing the world Tara's gorgeous, bare ass (which the camera had to cut away from) by gripping the tights for a rollup victory. Meh...
Ric Flair arrives and enters AJ Styles' locker room. Hmmm... surprising and interesting.
Bobby Lashley and his wife come to the ring and cut a promo, turning Lashley heel, explaining that he is asking to be released from his TNA contact. Did anyone else give two flying squirts of piss about this? I sure didn't.
The Beautiful People decided to act like total ****es and tease the audience with a strip poker game. Is it just me, or do you also feel that the direction for their characters isn't much of a stretch? Anyway... Later on, Val Venis showed up to join the game. Whoopie. (Um, where's Angelina Love?)
Then, the long-awaited arrival of Hulk Hogan began just as I predicted... at 8:57pm. Just prior, we saw some segments with Hall and Pac trying to get into the building and now they managed to get their hands on front-row seats in the entranceway for Hogan's arrival. Hogan enters the ring, milks the crowd for all it's worth (thereby further stroking his ego), and begins to cut a promo about TNA's new direction under his guidance. Then, everyone gets what they were waiting for as, one by one, members of the former nWo faction make their way out to the ring. Then, a clusterfuck of a promo began. Scott Hall moved his cheeks out of the way to say "Hey Yo" a few times, Waltman miserably attempted to toss in a few lines of the promo and looked like a crack addict that just fell out of the tanning booth, Nash proceeded to speak in circles (as he normally does) and Hogan and Bischoff tried to put the big kabash on any rumors of an nWo reincarnation. All of this while Sting viewed from the rafters. Basically, TNA pacified the WCW marks with the same shit that we all watched over a decade ago.
Then we have New KO Tag Champions as a result of a great, solid match by TNA's top in-ring KO workers, an appearance by the Nasty Boys (WTF?!?), a last minute, thrown-together tag team of Morgan and Hernandez earned a TNA tag title shot at Genesis (that they'll probably lose), Orlando Jordan makes a cameo (another WTF?!?), and the Pope defeated Desmond Wolfe in a ho-hum match. *YAWN* Then, Bischoff announces that AJ Styles is to take on Kurt Angle in the main event at Impact. Finally... something makes sense.
Hogan and Jarrett exchange promo points and Hogan throws some more of his ego around. Gee... there's a shocker.
Now, welcome to the craziest segments of the show. We're shown everything from Kristal getting into it with Bischoff, to the Nasty Boys starting beef with Team 3D, to Bubba the Love Sponge helping the Nasty Boys, to Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore meeting with Hogan, to Daniels (one of TNA's supposed top stars that just headlined a PPV) getting about three and a half seconds of camera time, to Beer Money being knocked out in the back, to Abyss tapping out to Samoa Joe. My head is STILL spinning.
Finally, the gem of the show occurred which (in my opinion) completely overshadowed every other part of the show... Angle faced AJ Styles for the title. Ric Flair even came out at one point to look on. This match was an absolute, pure, storytelling, unbelievably classic matchup which had AJ's hand raised in the end.
The show ended with Hogan being interrupted by a staff member after verbally praising AJ and Kurt, only to find out that Mick Foley had entered the Impact Zone. As Foley was going to attack Eric Bischoff, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Kevin Nash protected Bischoff and beat the shit out of Foley, only to be interrupted by Hogan's cold stare as the show came to a close.
(And that was the SHORT version.)
Promos: 3.0/5.0
Storyline Direction: 3.0/5.0
In-Ring Wrestling Matches: 4.5/5.0
Overall Entertainment Value: 3.5/5.0
Holy crap, is my head spinning...
My overall anticipation of an nWo interaction was somewhat satisfied during the 9pm hour of the show. The promos were extremely scripted and not delivered well by Waltman or Hall. Hogan even had trouble with some of his lines. But once Bischoff came out, it was obvious that his promo skills were leaps and bounds above the others. All other promo segments that occurred during the shows just seemed very messy to me.
The storyline direction is a little confusing for me. I feel that there were too many open-ended questions going into this broadcast and there's just as many now that it's over. Who would have thought that three hours wouldn't be enough time to squeeze in all of the stuff that TNA was cramming into out brains last night? While some storylines went in perfect stride and direction (Morgan/Hernandez vs. British Invasion, Tara vs. ODB, Jarrett/Foley vs. Hogan/Bischoff), most of the storylines left me scratching my head (Bobby Lashley incident, Sting's appearence, Nasty Boys/Team 3D, Beer Money knocked out, AJ/Angle match happening with no direction as to where the world title will go from here).
As usual, TNA dominated in their in-ring matchups. Even though the Steel Asylum match was God awful (and even though the KO Championship match was mediocre at best), the Knockout Tag Title match further proved that the KO division is superior to the Divas division by a landslide. The tag match of Morgan/Hernandez vs. Raven/Stevie was mediocre but AJ Styles and Kurt Angle put on a clinic.
Overall, I was satisfied with the returns and surprise appearances by so many superstars, but most of it didn't make a whole lot of sense. The promos were robotic, the storylines began to point nowhere (besides the TNA power struggle involving Hogan, of course), but the matches were awesome and the changes and new direction displayed by TNA left me with a good taste in my mouth for things to come. However, I wasn't overly excited about any part of the broadcast besides Ric Flair's appearance, the initial entrance of Hulk Hogan, the interaction of the (former) nWo faction, and the AJ Atyles vs. Kurt Angle match.
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So, in the end, two wrestling promotions did battle and I'm left with a bad taste in my mouth for BOTH of them.
The WWE made a pitiful attempt at balancing their PG rating with good promos, ho-hum matches, grown-male butt-kissing, another match involving a meaningless dwarf and epic opening and closing segments. Their product continues to go in a straight, steady, clear, concise, simplified, and juvenile direction, completely lacking any kind of excitement and entertainment that would appeal to anyone either entering or living through adulthood.
TNA dove into a completely opposite direction. Their storylines were fast paced, overwhelming (due to so much stuff going on at once), lacked direction, and were too complicated and complex. And TNA depicted themes that were basically not suitable for childen to watch, yet they were slightly intriguing and entertaining to adults.
Both shows were (as JR would say) "all sizzle and no steak." They had all of the elements of a great show, but neither show found the right formula. One promotion allowed their television show to drag on, didn't view their competitor as a threat, didnt even break a sweat trying to top them, and didn't implement enough action and excitement. The other promotion crammed WAY too much stuff into a three hour broadcast, resulting in a confusing and directionless product.
I'm EXTREMELY disappointed in everything that I watched last night. Stated plainly, it seemed to me as if one show put on their normal, mediocre broadcast while the other tried WAYYYY to hard to play catch-up. For all of us, choosing the better show has become nothing more than choosing the lesser of two evils. As the title of this thread states, last night can be described as nothing more than "Crap vs. Crappier".
This brings me to my main point. Most of you will probably sit there and say "TNA put on a better show than the WWE." But really think about that for a minute. Wouldn't you rather say to yourself "TNA put on a great show"? Don't be blinded by the fact that one show exceeded the other in total entertainment value. Fact of the matter is that both shows fell short of their goals of putting on truly entertaining television shows.
Now I ask all of you... While most of you can sit there and praise TNA for their broadcast last night, do you honestly think it was a "great" show? Or just a pretty good show with a lot of special guest appearances? Do you think they can keep this up, or have they blown their full load a bit too early? Did WWE do their part last night? Does anyone else feel that last night was completely lackluster from BOTH wrestling promotions?