What is it about January 4th and Monday Night Wars? January 4th 1999, this was the last great battle of the original Monday Night Wars. Mick Foley wins his first WWF title against the Rock, while WCW had the Infamous Finger Poke of Doom. While this was the night WCW claim would shift the war back to its favor, the WWE took the ball from that night, and never looked back, ultimately putting WCW out of business 14 months later. Fast Forward 11 years, and are we looking at the first shot of a new war, or simply a child screaming for attention from the kiddie table?
I'm going to keep this post as short and sweet as I can, and try to prevent myself from ranting. First of all, it was nice to see two shows on Monday Night again. This was easily a nostalgia night at its best. A quick synopsis and opinions of the night, beginnign with Impact.
Cluster Fuck: Officially the word of the night to describe TNA and it's big hooray show. I could officially change the song 12 days of christmas and put to it TNA jokey references, such as 8 XDivisioners stuck in a cage, 5 Old Guys thinking its 1996 (NWO), 2 Fat Slobs (Nasty Boys), and One Returning Spot Monkey. Fill in the blanks with "Big Names" such as Val Venis, Orlando Jordan, or anyone else that was on the Hulkamania tour. Seriously, by the end of the Night, where the Fuck was Kennedy.
I come across as probably the biggest Hulk Hogan appologist on the board, and I said there was nothing to worry about. All of this fucking goes out the window when Bubba the Love Sponge showed up to be a backstage correspondent. Really, fucking Bubba the Love Sponge. Quite possibly the worst move since Mark Madden, and that includes Mike Adamle.
I'm pretty much convinced that TNA has become a semi-handicapped disgarded child of what was left of WCW/ECW. This WECW abomination with smarky fans... you know what, scratch that, the term smark does not apply to the idiots being interviewed. Some envoked "real wrestling" and used the term Ultimate Warrior in the same sentence. That's all I needed to hear to realize the direction of where this night was going. By the time the Nasty Boys showed up, I was officially done with the new TNA.
TNA Impact was terrible. Aside from the actual TNA guys putting up good matches, capped off by a great match from Angle and AJ Styles, TNA shot its wad and exposed itself. It was back to the failed tactics of Monday Nitro. Stall and run commercials to hit the quarter hour ratings, try to show that the backstage is planend, yet it being planned the entire time. seriously, the showing of the wizard behind the curtain act died 10 years ago, no one cares that someone "unscripted" a scripted portion of a show. TNA, and clearly seen on these forums, lowered itself to the lowest common denominator. If you aren't smarky, or are not familiar with inside references, then most of the show flew over your head.
For a night that Hulk Hogan swore the business wasn't about him, it sure felt a whole lot about him. I could have sworn that if I took a shot for everytime someone said the name Hogan, I would have died by 845 that evening. Make no mistake about it, this was all about Hogan, and has always been about Hogan, and the night was a complete and total disaster.
As for Raw, I will keep it short, and simple, unlike my TNA observation. If you didn't watch Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels in the ring, and you claim to be a fan of this industry, you did yourself a disservice. You should check your fandom at the door, because clearly you missed out on the least likely event to happen in our lifetime. The Screwjob situation and the real life story of Bret Hart was far more compelling then seeing 5 50 year old men try to recreate 1996 all over again.