Insert Pithy Name Here........An Impactful LD!

[FromTheSouth]

Bugs Bunny could be part of this segment.

 

[ZeroVX]

.....I really don't know what to make of that.

 

[klunderbunker]

How unamerican can Angle be?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

What a cheap win for Terry.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is Terry going to win his first match on Impact?

 

[FromTheSouth]

How does getting hit in the back knock so many wrestlers out?

 

[Gelgarin]

I will buy every single TNA PPV for the next five years if Mike Tenay promises never to say "say hello to Mr Steal Chair" again.

That was pretty cool.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Tenay...there are times when you need to just shut up.

They really need to fire both him and Taz from the broadcast booth.

 

[klunderbunker]

A strong British guy using a running powerslam as a finisher. Ok then.

 

[Scotty]

Angle must have hit him hard to knock him out for that long.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why is he flipping burgers?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

So was the medal given from the widow or the mother of the soldier? Anderson was tripping over his script.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hmm a major star in the company being put into a role as a short order cook. That has to be the epitome of the main event, the icon, the showstopper of all original angles.

 

[FromTheSouth]

TNA could use a heaping helping of Tony Schiavone.

 

[ZeroVX]

Is Foley wearing a giant black raincoat?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Auto-cool points for wearing an overcoat, Mick.

Let's see how much of a homeless bum you look like in the suit.

 

[FromTheSouth]

A strong British guy using a running powerslam as a finisher. Ok then.

Has that happened before?

 

[Scotty]

Hmm a major star in the company being put into a role as a short order cook. That has to be the epitome of the main event, the icon, the showstopper of all original angles.

I see what you did there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Has that happened before?

Eh just with the most famous wrestler to come out of England.

 

[Scotty]

Eh just with the most famous wrestler to come out of England.

William Regal uses the Knee Trembler. Not a running power slam.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Eh just with the most famous wrestler to come out of England.

Regal?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Eh just with the most famous wrestler to come out of England.

Doug Williams uses the chaos theory.


(I know what you are referring to. I've seen a wrestling program or two. Why do you insist on being an ass?)

 

[klunderbunker]

William Regal uses the Knee Trembler. Not a running power slam.

Regal?

You two are either really young or sarcasm is wasted in print.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

TNA could use a heaping helping of Tony Schiavone.

Schiavone was never a great announcer, but worlds better at play by play than Tenay.

It's no wonder Bischoff is trying to court Jim Ross so badly. I really wish Ross would take the deal. But Ross is just so loyal to McMahon, even though Vince really isn't all that loyal to him. Reminds me a lot of Vince's relationship with the fans.

 

[klunderbunker]

Doug Williams uses the chaos theory.


(I know what you are referring to. I've seen a wrestling program or two. Why do you insist on being an ass?)

Saw it done in the Istanbul Screwjob and loved it. And it's fun seeing TNA marks insist how great TNA is when there are so many idiotic things going on in it.