IMPACT Wrestling LD for 09.15.11

[It's Damn Real!]

Couple minutes behind here. Should be caught up by the first commercial break.

 

[The Bearded One]

So, Sting is going to kill God?

 

[Shocky]

My dad just called me to bitch about Ric Flair being on tv. Words can't describe how awesome my dad is.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sweet merciful goodness it's aggression. I don't know what to say.

 

[klunderbunker]

I had to stop reading KB's newest WCW review to see this. It better be...what the hell is Sting wearing?

Don't bother. That show sucked.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Bad karma there. I don't think I would be making any reference to Flair dying in the ring at this stage of his career.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

About time iMPACT! delayed a guy's music hitting.

It's a pet peeve for sure, but I really hate that when a guy gets called out, his music hits in half a second.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

You're gonna die tonight, Ric!

This is passion. God, I wish the new generation could work a mic like these guys.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Don't bother. That show sucked.

Oh I know, but reading about how bad it was with the chance of you going off on it makes me smile a bit.

 

[The Bearded One]

I think that would be a really awkward experience.

 

[JJYanks121]

Alright I'm here and I guess I missed Flair and Sting, which means I timed it perfectly...........oh crap, here's a Hardy.

 

[klunderbunker]

Maybe that cruise isn't such a horrible idea. I can think there would be a few men willing to spend 400 bucks to be on a cruise with Velvet Sky who would probably be in a swimsuit at least part of the time.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

When is the next iMPACT! on the road? I miss having a real crowd already.

 

[shattered dreams]

A mini-feud between Anderson and Flair where Anderson airs all of Flair's dirty laundry nowadays could be interesting.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

You know... I was about to ask why Sarita & Rosita weren't gunning for the Knockout tag titles.

 

[The Bearded One]

So has the twist of DeVon's kids being lovers with the Pope happened yet?

 

[The Bearded One]

Tessmacher has such a nice booty. Just throwing that out there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Brooke looks better in the bright colors.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The only saving grace in this match-up is getting to see the asses of both Tara and Tessmacher.

 

[klunderbunker]

I had completely forgotten who the KO tag champions were.

 

[klunderbunker]

Russo is getting smart on us: the evil girls are in white and the good ones are in black. He's getting psycological on us.

 

[The Bearded One]

Yeah, I'd definitely go after a girl wearing a creepy looking mask.

 

[The Bearded One]

That's Tracy? When she get so unattractive?

She looks like a less buff, faker titted Chyna.

 

[klunderbunker]

Traci.....egads what a face.

 

[JJYanks121]

That's Tracy? When she get so unattractive?

She looks like a less buff, faker titted Chyna.

Better question, when a scene has one woman that isn't a wrestler with another that isn't a wrestler, why should I care if they have tension?