Impact Wrestling LD for 05.19.11

[JJYanks121]

Bets on the fact that the "signature look" isn't actually Sting? When it's hyped twice and you don't see a face, you know it's a swerve.

 

[klunderbunker]

Parts Unknown. There's an old school line for you.

 

[The Bearded One]

We definitely need a rank the asses thread for TNA. Is Velvet even really number one?

She's up there. Then there's Mickie, Tessmacher, Tara, Hemme etc. It would be a great thread and I would love to be the judge of the contest.

 

[Gelgarin]

Has anyone in wrestling ever done a Sun Tsu gimmick?

 

[ABMorales787]

What would who do?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

KAZ!!!

 

[The Bearded One]

How long has Kaz been wearing long tights?

 

[ABMorales787]

Kaz looks weird with long tights.

 

[The Bearded One]

I hope this gets some time.

 

[mr.ready]

DUST OFF THE OLD GI

 

[klunderbunker]

So, if the X-Division has no weight limit, how can you be an X-Division wrestler? Wouldn't everyone be an X-Division wrestler in that case?

 

[ABMorales787]

Couldn't Abyss just use the old mask that covers his mouth? It would help to take him seriously seeing how he looks like an old geezer with that gap.

 

[The Bearded One]

So, if the X-Division has no weight limit, how can you be an X-Division wrestler? Wouldn't everyone be an X-Division wrestler in that case?

That's what I don't understand either. They should either scrap the X Division or TV Title because in theory aren't they really kind of the same thing?

 

[ABMorales787]

So glad Abyss wears an undershirt.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

On delay, fellas — gonna try to catch up for hour two.

 

[ABMorales787]

Abyss just want's to commit knee suicide.

 

[Gelgarin]

I actually really like the idea of Abyss fighting X Division guys.

Abyss has only two things that he does well, and one is play the monster in big man v little man matches.

 

[The Bearded One]

Bye bye X Division!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Good match

 

[ABMorales787]

This would seem so much better if it were 2005 or 2006.

 

[JJYanks121]

Match was fine. Abyss talking after the match..........no.

 

[Gelgarin]

A rather good match there.

 

[shattered dreams]

seems pretty good in 2011 from where I am sitting.

 

[mr.ready]

Abyss is so ugly.

 

[ABMorales787]

Holy shit. Abyss is the second ever TNA Grand Slam Champion. Talk about underwhelming.