Impact Wrestling LD for 05.19.11

[Vincent Michaels]

Did we REALLY just get a Frank Gotch reference!?

 

[mr.ready]

I just now realized this, but Eric Bischoff has awesome hair.

 

[Gelgarin]

I marked for the Gotch reference.

 

[klunderbunker]

No Foley tonight. Ok then.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

KENDRICK!!!

 

[Gelgarin]

Oh yes. Kendrick talking.

 

[ABMorales787]

Now WWE's gonna have to change the Smackdown ropes.

 

[JJYanks121]

Look, a guy in the opening segment with actual talent! I heart Kendrick.

 

[The Bearded One]

I love me some Brian Kendrick, but he seems out of place here. Let's get spicy?

 

[JJYanks121]

And by the way, what's with old, goofy white men and tattoos. First Cole, now Bischoff?

 

[mr.ready]

They really pump in too much crowd noise.

 

[ABMorales787]

Brian Kendrick is clearly the master of the odd push.

 

[klunderbunker]

Abyss as X Champion? Oh dear.

 

[shattered dreams]

mildly moderate red

 

[Vincent Michaels]

I have a bad feeling about Kaz vs Abyss....

 

[klunderbunker]

Three matches already. Good place to start.

 

[The Bearded One]

Bischoff is wrestling? I might be done here.

 

[ABMorales787]

Bischoff brought the gi out last year if I remember correctly.

 

[klunderbunker]

Here's your big brawl of the week.

 

[Gelgarin]

X Division needs to get buried to hell and back tonight.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

FORTUNE!!!!

 

[ABMorales787]

Is there an intro to accompany the new label?

 

[JJYanks121]

Not sure how I feel about Bischoff being in a match. If wrestling matters, Bischoff should re-watch his match with Zybysko at Starrcade 97 as a reminder of why he's a non-wrestling personality.

 

[The Bearded One]

X Division needs to get buried to hell and back tonight.

I kind of agree. With a TV in existence, there is no reason for the X Division Title. In theory, anyone can compete for either title, so the X Division guys should fit right in in the TV Title hunt.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Good Opening