I fucking hate moderators

[Ultra Awesome]

Coco The Monkey says READ THE THREAD, CRETIN! Coco The Monkey says that if you do not cease to ask stupid questions that he will wrap Killjoy's special sauce stained Wolfpac shirt around your throat and hurl you across the arena like he's a Hernandez/T-Rex hybrid while the crowd bellows and roars for him to finish you! CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!!!

...

From now until Bill Lesnar is reinstated, Coco The Monkey is going to make all his posts speaking in the third person and bringing the hype. You better watch out, because Coco The Monkey is coming in for a landing and PROVING A POINT!

Ah. Got ya. "Believe the hype."

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

From now until Bill Lesnar is reinstated, Coco The Monkey is going to make all his posts speaking in the third person and bringing the hype. You better watch out, because Coco The Monkey is coming in for a landing and PROVING A POINT!

Coco The Monkey will take longer to type than "I".

Have you realized that Coco The Monkey?

Do you still want to continue talking in third person after realizing this?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Coco The Monkey will take longer to type than "I".

Have you realized that Coco The Monkey?

Do you still want to continue talking in third person after realizing this?

Shut up you filthy cage rat.

 

[Coco]

Coco The Monkey will take longer to type than "I".

Have you realized that Coco The Monkey?

Do you still want to continue talking in third person after realizing this?

When Coco The Monkey proves a point, he goes all in. Just like he did on your mother last night. Coco The Monkey made your mother moan BELIEVE THE HYPE!!

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

When Coco The Monkey proves a point, he goes all in. Just like he did on your mother last night. Coco The Monkey made your mother moan BELIEVE THE HYPE!!

I know you like assaulting women, especially older women, but let me assure you that if you try messing with my mom, The Rattlesnake is gonna take you to the SMACKDOWN MOTEL, LOCK YOU UP IN ROOM NO 3:16 AND WHIP YOUR SORRY ASS.

AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE COZ THE RATTLESNAKE SAID SO.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Shut up you filthy cage rat.

Looks like the angel touched your genitals. I'm sure he must have had a hard time though considering the size of your genitals.

 

[Coco]

Coco The Monkey loves watching you disprove your earlier point about Bill Lesnar not being acceptable. It's nice to see that part of you BELIEVES THE HYPE!! The crowd roars in approval of rattlesnake's face turn and Coco The Monkey and rattlesnake take in the cheers and the flashbulbs with full knowledge that THIS IS A WRESTLEZONE MOMENT!!

 

[The Doctor]

Looks like the angel touched your genitals. I'm sure he must have had a hard time though considering the size of your genitals.

Dude, ya kidding? He has no genitals.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

How in the name of Walt Disney did this reach 31 pages?

 

[The Doctor]

It didn't, it's only 7.

 

[The Crock]

It didn't, it's only 7.

If you're using the other view.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Stop derailing the thread with how many pages it is. Before that it hadn't gone off topic once.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Dude, ya kidding? He has no genitals.

This is why you will never lose your virginity with a willing partner.

 

[DirtyJosé]

This is why you will never lose your virginity with a willing partner.

I think it's Doc that isn't the willing parter in that scenario.

 

[The Doctor]

So, is it just me, or does making a dumb comment on a wrestling forum have nothing to do with hooking up and eventually having sex with a girl?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It's just you.

 

[The Doctor]

It's just you.

Totally, because any girl I go out with will say to me "Hey, Matt, have you ever implied on a wrestling forum that one of the posters has no balls? If so, we're done."

Makes perfect sense, man. I can totally see why they'd ask me that.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Me too. But all that's assuming that a girl will go out with you, or even talk to you.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Totally, because any girl I go out with will say to me "Hey, Matt, have you ever implied on a wrestling forum that one of the posters has no balls? If so, we're done."

Makes perfect sense, man. I can totally see why they'd ask me that.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I figured you or Mozz, or possibly nick would post that.

 

[The Doctor]

Me too. But all that's assuming that a girl will go out with you, or even talk to you.

ICE BURRRRRRRRRRN, GOOD ONE MAN YOU TOTALLY GOT ME THERE

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You're right, I don't stand a chance going up against your all capitol letters and unfunny memes. I shouldn't have even tried.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

You're right, I don't stand a chance going up against your all capitol letters and unfunny memes. I shouldn't have even tried.

 

[The Doctor]

You're right, I don't stand a chance going up against your all capitol letters and unfunny memes. I shouldn't have even tried.

Yeah, ain't even mad.

Try harder.

 

[Slyfox696]

You're right, I don't stand a chance going up against your all capitol letters and unfunny memes. I shouldn't have even tried.

Wow...