Big Papa Santo
Ryder? I barely even know her!
Ok, so last night i literally only got 2 hours of sleep, but then when my girlfriend woke me up to go to work, I was expecting to put my clothes on, brush my teeth, take a shower, maybe even look up some conspiracie theorys on the Tube for a good laugh EX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiU9IFqmRFU
Oh conspiracy nuts, you so funny, anyway then i would pour a cup of coffee and get my cereal, and my cereal of choice for this fine morning was none other than Snap Crackle and Pop Shit, so as i pour milk 30 pieces come out, forcing me to actually bend my Proximal Phalanx (Look it up) to pick these pieces of cereal up, and you would think that my girl would atleast, ATLEAST have put a bag in the trashcan but OH NO so i had to go into the closet, thats right folks into the closet which i'm pretty sure made me contract AIDS and find a trashbag
I Fucking Hate Kellogs
Oh conspiracy nuts, you so funny, anyway then i would pour a cup of coffee and get my cereal, and my cereal of choice for this fine morning was none other than Snap Crackle and Pop Shit, so as i pour milk 30 pieces come out, forcing me to actually bend my Proximal Phalanx (Look it up) to pick these pieces of cereal up, and you would think that my girl would atleast, ATLEAST have put a bag in the trashcan but OH NO so i had to go into the closet, thats right folks into the closet which i'm pretty sure made me contract AIDS and find a trashbag
I Fucking Hate Kellogs
